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6 hours ago, King Billy said:

Give him a few more likes and he might pretend to be your friend again, you fucking gormless cunt.

"Gormless cunt" as a statement shows proper class. As does the word slurry. I'm really chuffed that Eamon Holmes and cheese sandwiches are all here. Cunts, the lot of them. Fuck my hat it's good to be back.

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34 minutes ago, Hi I'm Barry Scott said:

"Gormless cunt" as a statement shows proper class. As does the word slurry. I'm really chuffed that Eamon Holmes and cheese sandwiches are all here. Cunts, the lot of them. Fuck my hat it's good to be back.

You need to get back to your 'Cillit Bang' adverts Barry. They now feature a woman. portraying wimmins in domestic situations is deeply offensive and counter-productive to the wimminstruggle.

Those cunts at 'Vanish' have got the right idea. A gayboy cuck prancing around wearing pink and waiting for a woman to order him about.

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3 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

Kayne West is a survivor and a true American success story and deserves our total respect in the same way the UK is the foot odour insole for the American smelly boot. 

I have to confess I find his wife quite pleasing to the eye.  

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Erratum : It appears that North is the cunt’s daughter not his son. My mistake (or “my bad” as Don Marjorie would say). 

Mind you, in today’s celebrity world  do children have a gender anymore? Not a very woke concept I would have thought. Still, better than calling her Rose I reckon.

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18 hours ago, Gronda Gronda said:

The only club he's had anything to do with was coated in chocolate and infused with bits of fruit.

I have to correct you there. In fact, he IS the fruit and the chocolate (Mtembes' cock) is generally inside him.

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23 hours ago, Hi I'm Barry Scott said:

"Gormless cunt" as a statement shows proper class. As does the word slurry. I'm really chuffed that Eamon Holmes and cheese sandwiches are all here. Cunts, the lot of them. Fuck my hat it's good to be back.

"Back" on what? Are you pre testing a Covid drug for the nation? 

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Of course all this running for President, twitter activity and “bi-polar” meltdown has nothing to do with Kenny having a new album out on Friday. Given the current state of the world and the Yank media’s obsession with deTrumping, he’s managed to get his name right out in front just at the right time. I reckon old Kenny ain’t as dumb as he looks. 

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21 hours ago, judgetwi said:

Of course all this running for President, twitter activity and “bi-polar” meltdown has nothing to do with Kenny having a new album out on Friday. Given the current state of the world and the Yank media’s obsession with deTrumping, he’s managed to get his name right out in front just at the right time. I reckon old Kenny ain’t as dumb as he looks. 

Not far off the mark. Running for President is certainly less arduous than going into court with Amber Heard. 

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On 21/07/2020 at 19:37, Eric Cuntman said:

You need to get back to your 'Cillit Bang' adverts Barry. They now feature a woman. portraying wimmins in domestic situations is deeply offensive and counter-productive to the wimminstruggle.

Those cunts at 'Vanish' have got the right idea. A gayboy cuck prancing around wearing pink and waiting for a woman to order him about.

Sorry, there's a post explaining that somewhere. Kanyes arse, sorry, wife should get a proper job like that. Selling cleaning products. Door to door. A bit like Ken Dodd. "Oh missus, what a wonderful day for sticking cillit bang up your arse... diddymen jam butties" etc etc .. 

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On 21/07/2020 at 19:37, Eric Cuntman said:

You need to get back to your 'Cillit Bang' adverts Barry. They now feature a woman. portraying wimmins in domestic situations is deeply offensive and counter-productive to the wimminstruggle.

Those cunts at 'Vanish' have got the right idea. A gayboy cuck prancing around wearing pink and waiting for a woman to order him about.

No Eric. You just watched "I wanna break free" video by Queen. 

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8 hours ago, Hi I'm Barry Scott said:

Bollocks. My uncle is close personal friend of Rick Wakeman so fuck off.

“Close personal friend”  means taking it up the bumhole these days mate. When it involves half dead corpses like Rick I would refrain from bragging about it if I were you. 

Nothing to do with me of course, you brag about what you like. I just like to help out the brain dead now and again........gives me a sense of purpose.......know what I mean?

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Missed out a word....not “wanker” by the way.
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On 11/07/2020 at 20:46, Roadkill said:

I'm disgusted that you even considered it.

Beat me to it, Killer! I just hope he's got you in mind as a giver rather than a receiver... 

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On 27/07/2020 at 03:42, judgetwi said:

“Close personal friend”  means taking it up the bumhole these days mate. When it involves half dead corpses like Rick I would refrain from bragging about it if I were you. 

Nothing to do with me of course, you brag about what you like. I just like to help out the brain dead now and again........gives me a sense of purpose.......know what I mean?

Help yourself out with an alcohol detoxification Jewdz. You'd also be helping us out by not posting the same old bollocks. 

No need to thank me, obviously. 

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On 27/07/2020 at 03:42, judgetwi said:

“Close personal friend”  means taking it up the bumhole these days mate. When it involves half dead corpses like Rick I would refrain from bragging about it if I were you. 

Nothing to do with me of course, you brag about what you like. I just like to help out the brain dead now and again........gives me a sense of purpose.......know what I mean?

Fucking hell judgie, just recently I narrowly escaped "taking it up the bumhole" from a different @Rick_B

@Decimus wasn't so lucky, the poor bastard.

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