King Billy Posted July 23, 2020 Report Share Posted July 23, 2020 14 hours ago, Trucking Funt said: Did you see anything strange outside your window this morning? A reflection of his tongue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 23, 2020 Report Share Posted July 23, 2020 13 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: I don't know anyone who's died in a RTA. Using your critical thinking process I conclude that motoring deaths are fake news and road traffic legislation is evidence of illuminati control of the masses. I fucking knew it. Let’s see how they talk their way out this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 23, 2020 Report Share Posted July 23, 2020 16 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: So you don't know of anyone affected. Neither does anyone else. Because it's all a load of bollocks. Come on Eric .. buy yourself a couple of those George Floyd's lips masks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted July 23, 2020 Report Share Posted July 23, 2020 1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said: Shall we? Shall we dance in the pale moonlight? Which part of the Dark Triad have you crept out from? Mayhaps I shall bleed you to balance your humours. 24-hour procrastinating little shit weasel. Best part of you dribbled onto the birthing bed to be wiped up by a bored nurse and flushed down the shitter. Now we get to put up with the gibbering fucking leftovers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 23, 2020 Report Share Posted July 23, 2020 1 hour ago, Roadkill said: Mayhaps I shall bleed you to balance your humours. 24-hour procrastinating little shit weasel. Best part of you dribbled onto the birthing bed to be wiped up by a bored nurse and flushed down the shitter. Now we get to put up with the gibbering fucking leftovers. I think the actual child was mislaid and we're talking to the placenta. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted July 24, 2020 Report Share Posted July 24, 2020 On 22/07/2020 at 12:05, Dawn Chorus said: I think that the issue here is more about how the virus spreads rather than whether it is a respiratory disease or a vascular one. Echoes of G.R.I.D.D.s some forty years ago and the "fact" that `we were all going to die'. I well remember a quote from someone I sometimes worked with called Big Ed who said "when it come down to it, it only really affects pooftas and other dirty uggers who like bum sex, so if you keep away from pooftas and dirty bastards who have it both ways you should be ok". The fact it is a vascular disease has shown that invasive mechanical ventilation is of little use. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 24, 2020 Report Share Posted July 24, 2020 Just been in my first shop,how convenient that they have a box of paper face masks in a box at the door to allow one to enter and spend their hard earned,whats that you say?...free masks? How thoughtful.No.A pound a fucking pop!......fucking robbing cunts should be wearing a mask.......Ha,see what I did there? Fuck off! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted July 24, 2020 Report Share Posted July 24, 2020 50 minutes ago, Neil said: Just been in my first shop,how convenient that they have a box of paper face masks in a box at the door to allow one to enter and spend their hard earned,whats that you say?...free masks? How thoughtful.No.A pound a fucking pop!......fucking robbing cunts should be wearing a mask.......Ha,see what I did there? Fuck off! I’d have thought you’d have been a big fan of the mask Neil, given what we know of your nocturnal activities. Your heavy breathing is well disguised, and your unsuspecting victim is already effectively pre-gagged. Naturally you’ll be looking for a peephole version but until such a things hit the market it’s happy days in Norfolk. No? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 24, 2020 Report Share Posted July 24, 2020 23 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: I’d have thought you’d have been a big fan of the mask Neil, given what we know of your nocturnal activities. Your heavy breathing is well disguised, and your unsuspecting victim is already effectively pre-gagged. Naturally you’ll be looking for a peephole version but until such a things hit the market it’s happy days in Norfolk. No? Here's a conundrum: Neil is on his holiday and needs a pillow for his hotel room. He rings down and asks for one. Unknown to him 'pillow' is code for Prostitute. 20 minutes later, a prostitute arrives at his door. He don't need one as he already has one. Here's the puzzle; how does Neil smother two prozzies with one pillow?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted July 24, 2020 Report Share Posted July 24, 2020 10 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Here's a conundrum: Neill is on his holiday and needs a pillow for his hotel room. He rings down and asks for one. Unknown to him 'pillow' is code for Prostitute. 20 minutes later, a prostitute arrives at his door. He don't need one as he already has one. Here's the puzzle; how does Neill smother two prozzies with one pillow?? Drop dead you fucking idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 24, 2020 Report Share Posted July 24, 2020 1 minute ago, Frank said: Drop dead you fucking idiot. Hello baldy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 24, 2020 Report Share Posted July 24, 2020 1 hour ago, Neil said: .....Ha,see what I did there? No. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 24, 2020 Report Share Posted July 24, 2020 6 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: No. If I have to explain it then its not fucking worth it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted July 24, 2020 Report Share Posted July 24, 2020 8 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: No. Pen, in the days before Covid 19, it was usually only thieves who wore masks. Neil is suggesting that the mask sellers are committing daylight robbery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 24, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 24, 2020 21 hours ago, Roadkill said: Mayhaps I shall bleed you to balance your humours. 24-hour procrastinating little shit weasel. Best part of you dribbled onto the birthing bed to be wiped up by a bored nurse and flushed down the shitter. Now we get to put up with the gibbering fucking leftovers. You are very confused aren't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 24, 2020 Report Share Posted July 24, 2020 1 hour ago, Weary&Disgusted said: Pen, in the days before Covid 19, it was usually only thieves who wore masks. Neil is suggesting that the mask sellers are committing daylight robbery. Who are you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 24, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 24, 2020 10 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: I’d have thought you’d have been a big fan of the mask Neil, given what we know of your nocturnal activities. Your heavy breathing is well disguised, and your unsuspecting victim is already effectively pre-gagged. Naturally you’ll be looking for a peephole version but until such a things hit the market it’s happy days in Norfolk. No? That's because you have previous experience with the gag as per big rubber ball in the mouth and incredibly tight leather strap and polished buckle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 24, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 24, 2020 2 hours ago, Weary&Disgusted said: Pen, in the days before Covid 19, it was usually only thieves who wore masks. Neil is suggesting that the mask sellers are committing daylight robbery. Can a face mask be used to conceal stolen goods. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 24, 2020 Report Share Posted July 24, 2020 23 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Can a face mask be used to conceal stolen goods. Have you ever handled swollen goods with Punkers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 24, 2020 Report Share Posted July 24, 2020 10 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: No. Shouldn’t you be off giving the gay imaginary golfer all your likes? Chop Chop! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 24, 2020 Report Share Posted July 24, 2020 27 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: That's because you have previous experience with the gag as per big rubber ball in the mouth and incredibly tight leather strap and polished buckle. 'This shit is between you, me, and mr soon to be livin' the rest of his short-arsed life in agonising pain, rapist over here' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 24, 2020 Report Share Posted July 24, 2020 28 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Can a face mask be used to conceal stolen goods. Ask your mum when she gets back from LIDL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted July 25, 2020 Report Share Posted July 25, 2020 My mask adventure (part 1) I realise that there are dimmos on here with very short attention spans so i’m trying to space this out a bit. So on Tuesday, thanks to the warnings that no cunt will be served in shops, I bought my first face mask. Joe Daki wanted to flog me some flimsy paper shit at a quid a throw. I said i’ll cut up some old t-shirt (i’m sure i’ve got one that says “Jesus Christ was Working Class” somewhere) so i didn’t give a fuck. So he reached under the counter and said......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 25, 2020 Report Share Posted July 25, 2020 11 hours ago, Weary&Disgusted said: Pen, in the days before Covid 19, it was usually only thieves who wore masks. Neil is suggesting that the mask sellers are committing daylight robbery. like I said............................. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 25, 2020 Report Share Posted July 25, 2020 5 hours ago, judgetwi said: My mask adventure (part 1) I realise that there are dimmos on here with very short attention spans so i’m trying to space this out a bit. So on Tuesday, thanks to the warnings that no cunt will be served in shops, I bought my first face mask. Joe Daki wanted to flog me some flimsy paper shit at a quid a throw. I said i’ll cut up some old t-shirt (i’m sure i’ve got one that says “Jesus Christ was Working Class” somewhere) so i didn’t give a fuck. So he reached under the counter and said......... ..."here are your special interest publications Mr Judge. Naughty naughty." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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