Earl of Punkape Posted July 27, 2020 Report Share Posted July 27, 2020 5 hours ago, Gronda Gronda said: It's not a problem. If someone else made that oboe post, you would have probably made some disparaging remark and I wouldn't have blamed you, as it was the kind of thing that ChildeHarold would think up. Do you prefer Wham or Soft Cell? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 28, 2020 Report Share Posted July 28, 2020 7 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: There’s clearly something you really like about this utter pile of turd, because you’ve posted it many times over the years. Which one is it you fancy (out of the two males, obviously)? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 28, 2020 Report Share Posted July 28, 2020 47 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: There’s clearly something you really like about this utter pile of turd, because you’ve posted it many times over the years. Which one is it you fancy (out of the two males, obviously)? Drown yourself.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 28, 2020 Report Share Posted July 28, 2020 8 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Drown yourself.... Answer the question, idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 28, 2020 Report Share Posted July 28, 2020 15 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Answer the question, idiot. 🚁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 28, 2020 Report Share Posted July 28, 2020 1 hour ago, Ape™️ said: Answer the question, idiot. Calm down and check your blood pressure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 28, 2020 Report Share Posted July 28, 2020 11 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: Punkers, what the fuck is this shite? Are they close friends of yours? Are you one of them? Explain yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 28, 2020 Report Share Posted July 28, 2020 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: Punkers, what the fuck is this shite? Are they close friends of yours? Are you one of them? Explain yourself. If, by ‘one of them‘, you mean is he a fucking poof, then the answer is yes. Yes he is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 28, 2020 Report Share Posted July 28, 2020 1 hour ago, Ape™️ said: If, by ‘one of them‘, you mean is he a fucking poof, then the answer is yes. Yes he is. I had a fling with one of girls... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 28, 2020 Report Share Posted July 28, 2020 56 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: I had a fling with one of girls... By this the whole puntership can instantly work out you mean being spit roasted by the ultra camp blokes lol fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 28, 2020 Report Share Posted July 28, 2020 Climb Every Mountain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 28, 2020 Report Share Posted July 28, 2020 5 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: By this the whole puntership can instantly work out you mean being spit roasted by the ultra camp blokes lol fuck off Have booked an anger management course yet "Tim"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted July 28, 2020 Report Share Posted July 28, 2020 4 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: Climb Every Mountain. Climbing is like getting oral sex from an ugly person: don’t look down, DONT look down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRollo Posted July 29, 2020 Report Share Posted July 29, 2020 On 27/07/2020 at 18:23, Gronda Gronda said: It's not a problem. If someone else made that oboe post, you would have probably made some disparaging remark and I wouldn't have blamed you, as it was the kind of thing that ChildeHarold would think up. Do you prefer Wham or Soft Cell? Definitely Soft Cell for Punky... I reckon he aspires to be the next Marc Almond: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gronda Gronda Posted July 30, 2020 Report Share Posted July 30, 2020 13 hours ago, KingRollo said: Definitely Soft Cell for Punky... I reckon he aspires to be the next Marc Almond: KR, I know of a song in an advert which used to run some years back that I think would be right up your alley. It's the R. White's lemonade advert with the guy coming down the stairs. I would link it, but I can't be arsed, so get back to me after you YT it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 30, 2020 Report Share Posted July 30, 2020 34 minutes ago, Gronda Gronda said: KR, I know of a song in an advert which used to run some years back that I think would be right up your alley. It's the R. White's lemonade advert with the guy coming down the stairs. I would link it, but I can't be arsed, so get back to me after you YT it. The bloke who sang 'secret lemonade drinker' was Ross McManus, who in real life was Elvis Costello's dad. I'm afraid I am unaware of the lineage of the Labrador that he almost tripped over on the stairs. Hope that helps. R-Whites cream soda was the bestest thing about the 80s though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRollo Posted July 30, 2020 Report Share Posted July 30, 2020 8 hours ago, Gronda Gronda said: KR, I know of a song in an advert which used to run some years back that I think would be right up your alley. It's the R. White's lemonade advert with the guy coming down the stairs. I would link it, but I can't be arsed, so get back to me after you YT it. I am indeed a secret lemonade drinker. What do you imagine Punkape drinks in secret? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRollo Posted July 30, 2020 Report Share Posted July 30, 2020 7 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: The bloke who sang 'secret lemonade drinker' was Ross McManus, who in real life was Elvis Costello's dad. I'm afraid I am unaware of the lineage of the Labrador that he almost tripped over on the stairs. Hope that helps. R-Whites cream soda was the bestest thing about the 80s though. Too sweet. Couldn't stand it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gronda Gronda Posted July 30, 2020 Report Share Posted July 30, 2020 51 minutes ago, KingRollo said: I am indeed a secret lemonade drinker. What do you imagine Punkape drinks in secret? We all know what he drinks and it ain't no secret. When queen Gwen catches you at the fridge door, about to pour yourself some R. White's lemonade at midnight, what do you tell her? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRollo Posted July 30, 2020 Report Share Posted July 30, 2020 5 minutes ago, Gronda Gronda said: We all know what he drinks and it ain't no secret. When queen Gwen catches you at the fridge door, about to pour yourself some R. White's lemonade at midnight, what do you tell her? To get the vodka and make a night of it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gronda Gronda Posted July 30, 2020 Report Share Posted July 30, 2020 7 minutes ago, KingRollo said: To get the vodka and make a night of it! And if Wizard says no booze? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRollo Posted July 30, 2020 Report Share Posted July 30, 2020 9 hours ago, Gronda Gronda said: KR, I know of a song in an advert which used to run some years back that I think would be right up your alley. It's the R. White's lemonade advert with the guy coming down the stairs. I would link it, but I can't be arsed, so get back to me after you YT it. Did you ever do the pat-pat of your back pocket a la Asda adverts in the '80s? I am sure Punkape did (though possibly not his own back pocket...) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRollo Posted July 30, 2020 Report Share Posted July 30, 2020 6 minutes ago, Gronda Gronda said: And if Wizard says no booze? Wizard's literally the last person in the Kingdom to prohibit a late night tipple. The man is permanently hungover. I mean, look at him: Like the lovechild of Victor Meldrew and Jimmy Hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted July 30, 2020 Report Share Posted July 30, 2020 17 minutes ago, KingRollo said: Wizard's literally the last person in the Kingdom to prohibit a late night tipple. The man is permanently hungover. I mean, look at him: Like the lovechild of Victor Meldrew and Jimmy Hill. He has a tough job, he has to cope with the stress by self medicating Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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