ChildeHarold Posted July 31, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 31, 2020 3 hours ago, King Billy said: “Look mummy. There’s a gnome wrestling with a gorilla over there in the field.” When's your next run at the Hackney Empire? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 31, 2020 Report Share Posted July 31, 2020 Just now, ChildeHarold said: When's your next run at the Hackney Empire? I wouldn’t set foot in Mare St. if Flabbot was being publicly executed. Filthy disgusting slum of a place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 31, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 31, 2020 7 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Being quite some time since I enjoyed my last mud run, no. Somewhere between the Dart and Teign would be better and you could bore her to fucking death regarding the train ticket pricing scales of the 70s... I would drop her in Topsham just outside Trevor MacDonald's house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 31, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 31, 2020 Just now, King Billy said: I wouldn’t set foot in Mare St. if Flabbot was being publicly executed. Filthy disgusting slum of a place. Not like this website then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted July 31, 2020 Report Share Posted July 31, 2020 14 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: In other words you'd go if she invited. Anything for a freebie. 6 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: "Big bloke in charge thanked me very much." Are you sure, with this sort of mental hallucination, you are safe to drive? Too many Shane Meadows movies. 3 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Wow the keyboard warrior is overheating. Calm down, calm down, it's only a one day event..."Dear" (Michael Winner I miss you!) Jesus fucking wept. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 31, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 31, 2020 1 minute ago, Wolfie said: Jesus fucking wept. Shuv it up your arse there's plenty of room. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 31, 2020 Report Share Posted July 31, 2020 28 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: You got yours from Queen Victoria. And you got your from Prince Albert or was it a Prince Albert? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 1, 2020 Report Share Posted August 1, 2020 I just read that Shemima Begum lost her appeal. I didn't realise she had any! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 1, 2020 Report Share Posted August 1, 2020 2 hours ago, Wolfie said: Jesus fucking wept. Who wouldn’t if they were nailed to a wooden cross and left to die in the blazing sun? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 1, 2020 Report Share Posted August 1, 2020 2 minutes ago, King Billy said: Who wouldn’t if they were nailed to a wooden cross and left to die in the blazing sun? Welease Woderwick! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 1, 2020 Report Share Posted August 1, 2020 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Welease Woderwick! “Brian’s not the messiah. He’s a very naughty boy.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 1, 2020 Report Share Posted August 1, 2020 23 minutes ago, King Billy said: “Brian’s not the messiah. He’s a very naughty boy.” I have a fwiend you know, his name is Biggus Dickus... he has a wife, her name is Incontinentia... Incontinentia Buttocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted August 1, 2020 Report Share Posted August 1, 2020 8 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I have a fwiend you know, his name is Biggus Dickus... he has a wife, her name is Incontinentia... Incontinentia Buttocks. Why are you all laughing ? You find this... Wisible ? ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 1, 2020 Report Share Posted August 1, 2020 11 minutes ago, Weary&Disgusted said: Why are you all laughing ? You find this... Wisible ? ! He wanks as high as any in Wome! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 1, 2020 Report Share Posted August 1, 2020 Poor lass .. a wash, a shave, a bit of lippy and a short dress up to her arse .. put on her best cockney accent and got on a migrant boat and she would have been home by now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted August 1, 2020 Author Report Share Posted August 1, 2020 19 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I just read that Shemima Begum lost her appeal. I didn't realise she had any! Beano! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted August 4, 2020 Report Share Posted August 4, 2020 Anyone seen this yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted August 4, 2020 Report Share Posted August 4, 2020 TF, who are you.. the fucking Bugle? Considering the cunts on here are online 24/7, of course they’ve seen it. Idiot newbie sap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted August 4, 2020 Report Share Posted August 4, 2020 Just now, Frank said: Who are you.. the fucking Bugle? Considering the cunts on here are online 24/7, of course they’ve seen it. Idiot newbie sap. Are you the Frank who's dying of AIDS? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted August 4, 2020 Report Share Posted August 4, 2020 Just now, Trucking Funt said: Are you the Frank who's dying of AIDS? Yes sir. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted August 4, 2020 Report Share Posted August 4, 2020 Just now, Frank said: Yes sir. Hurry up. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 4, 2020 Report Share Posted August 4, 2020 36 minutes ago, Frank said: Yes sir. FFS Frank. Try to at least create the illusion of putting up a fight. You’ve become the Audley Harrison of the corner. You used to be right up there with the Herbie Hides and the Derek Chisoras but since your latest comeback I wouldn’t bet against Pen putting you on your arse in round one. Sort yourself out. You’ve let everyone down, (mostly yourself.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 5, 2020 Report Share Posted August 5, 2020 16 hours ago, Trucking Funt said: Are you the Frank who's dying of AIDS? He's survived terminal cancer- 4 times. The side effects have turned him into a gangling, stick limbed freak with a wardrobe the likes of Rylan Clark and Tom Daley would describe as "fucking gay" 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 5, 2020 Report Share Posted August 5, 2020 2 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: He's survived terminal cancer- 4 times. The side effects have turned him into a gangling, stick limbed freak with a wardrobe the likes of Rylan Clark and Tom Daley would describe as "fucking gay" Those skeletal exhibits encased in a gibbet you see in castles and museums, actually look in better health than Frank Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 5, 2020 Report Share Posted August 5, 2020 (edited) 30 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Those skeletal exhibits encased in a gibbet you see in castles and museums, actually look in better health than Frank Frank would walk into such a place and utter "you fat bastard" under his spunk smelling breath I've seen more meat on a butchers pencil Paging @Eric Cuntman... Kryten : Is anything the matter? Rimmer : Anything the matter? They're dead. Kryten : Who is dead? Rimmer : *They* [indicating the "surviving" officers of Kryten's ship] Rimmer : are dead. They're all dead. Kryten : My God! I was only away two minutes! Rimmer : They've been dead for centuries! Kryten : No. Rimmer : Yes! Kryten : You a doctor? Rimmer : You've only got to look at them. They've got less meat on them than a Chicken McNugget. Edited August 5, 2020 by Stubby Pecker After thought Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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