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24 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Standard operating procedure for our punkers 

I miss old Spunkers. A 100% madman but he makes me laugh regularly. It puzzles me why he got coolered for an unreasonable length of time for basically just being himself and doing what he always does. Her who must be obeyed has been showing a lot of signs of blatant inconsistency recently. I think she should consider her position or at least take some gardening leave to spend some time with her inner turmoil. It’s what George Floyd would have wanted.

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1 minute ago, King Billy said:

I miss old Spunkers. A 100% madman but he makes me laugh regularly. It puzzles me why he got coolered for an unreasonable length of time for basically just being himself and doing what he always does. Her who must be obeyed has been showing a lot of signs of blatant inconsistency recently. I think she should consider her position or at least take some gardening leave to spend some time with her inner turmoil. It’s what George Floyd would have wanted.

How long did he get this time? He's only just got out.

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1 minute ago, Trucking Funt said:

How long did he get this time? He's only just got out.

A month. Basically for nothing. And Harold the spaz gets a slap on the bare bum for being the worst punter in the history of worst punters. I have a suspicion that Harold is Bill Gates and skip loads of used £50 notes have been changing hands.

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44 minutes ago, King Billy said:

A month. Basically for nothing. And Harold the spaz gets a slap on the bare bum for being the worst punter in the history of worst punters. I have a suspicion that Harold is Bill Gates and skip loads of used £50 notes have been changing hands.

Harold is Roops other half. I'm fucking sure of it.

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16 hours ago, King Billy said:

I miss old Spunkers. A 100% madman but he makes me laugh regularly. It puzzles me why he got coolered for an unreasonable length of time for basically just being himself and doing what he always does. Her who must be obeyed has been showing a lot of signs of blatant inconsistency recently. I think she should consider her position or at least take some gardening leave to spend some time with her inner turmoil. It’s what George Floyd would have wanted.

She's certainly been on a good month long blob strop. I'd wager the menopause combined with her incredibly large brain and complete lack compassion is having some abnormal effects on her ability to think properly. Plus she's a woman and thus lacks any common sense whatsoever.    

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8 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

So you're an iron with an account at Savvy Row? 

You do realise that your current diplomatic immunity exists purely on the whim of an extremely irrational and notoriously cruel woman? I wouldn’t be ordering too many Ferrero Roche just yet Ambassador Fuckwit. You may find the guards will soon be passing them around in the screws mess down cooler way, while you’re being passed around with the fisting butter in the shower block.

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17 hours ago, King Billy said:

You do realise that your current diplomatic immunity exists purely on the whim of an extremely irrational and notoriously cruel woman? I wouldn’t be ordering too many Ferrero Roche just yet Ambassador Fuckwit. You may find the guards will soon be passing them around in the screws mess down cooler way, while you’re being passed around with the fisting butter in the shower block.

I do understand the tactics of White Power sandbagging thanks to my many lessons with Bill and his Peace Pipe. DC laid a non too artful boobytrap which I delicately dodged and skillfully turned against him. A nunber of 👀 on this site are watching and plotting entrapment as they have done in the past of unwary fresh out of the tin newbies or needled beyond endurance oldies. I still have my wits and get the occadional fuck so I suppose your description of me as a fuckwit has some measure of truth. As little Carmine said. Verification can only come if I succeed. That's one answer to the Hawking question: what happened to Tony in the last episode? 

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On 18/03/2021 at 21:13, King Billy said:

That would most likely be an 18” double ended black dildo with bite marks on both ends.

Yoy do get a lot of ideas out of the sado-macho world of gay pornography. Is it your main research tool apart from your 2" penis? 

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31 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

Yoy do get a lot of ideas out of the sado-macho world of gay pornography. Is it your main research tool apart from your 2" penis? 

We’ve had a whip-round while you were banged up, having your sphincter throttled by Punkers. The bill is all paid, just make the call and fuck off.

http://www.dignitas.ch/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=14&Itemid=3&lang=en

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6 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

We’ve had a whip-round while you were banged up, having your sphincter throttled by Punkers. The bill is all paid, just make the call and fuck off.

http://www.dignitas.ch/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=14&Itemid=3&lang=en

The other whip round is for your replacement cloth cap with a lacing of Salisbury nerve agent. I just hope you don't poison the chemical first. 

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To be fair, now that the cunt has binned the wig-wam outfit, got her row of fag-end teeth sorted, had her inbred quarter to three bollock-eyes fixed and lost a bit of weight, I'd probably rattle her fucking fillings out before throwing the hoor off a bridge, although she must have a clapper like a fucking horse's collar by now.

Arse it is then. 

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41 minutes ago, Rev said:

To be fair, now that the cunt has binned the wig-wam outfit, got her row of fag-end teeth sorted, had her inbred quarter to three bollock-eyes fixed and lost a bit of weight, I'd probably rattle her fucking fillings out before throwing the hoor off a bridge, although she must have a clapper like a fucking horse's collar by now.

Arse it is then. 

Would you describe yourself as an undecided but very likely Lib Dem voter Rev?

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4 minutes ago, King Billy said:

Would you describe yourself as an undecided but very likely Lib Dem voter Rev?

I think it's fair to say that the likelihood of me being a LibDem is as remote as Lucy Verasamy sitting on my face, King B.

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14 minutes ago, Rev said:

I think it's fair to say that the likelihood of me being a LibDem is as remote as Lucy Verasamy sitting on my face, King B.

I jest with you Rev. Keep up the good work. Your infrequent incursions into the corner are an inspiration and extremely welcome in these difficult times of the spacker pandemic.🙏

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46 minutes ago, Rev said:

I think it's fair to say that the likelihood of me being a LibDem is as remote as Lucy Verasamy sitting on my face, King B.

Good Old Rev; like the holocaust only much bigger

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14 hours ago, Rev said:

To be fair, now that the cunt has binned the wig-wam outfit, got her row of fag-end teeth sorted, had her inbred quarter to three bollock-eyes fixed and lost a bit of weight, I'd probably rattle her fucking fillings out before throwing the hoor off a bridge, although she must have a clapper like a fucking horse's collar by now.

Arse it is then. 

Have you ever thought of a career involving valentines day card message writing?.....Dear Valentine,how can I show you that I love you if you won't lay down.

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15 hours ago, Rev said:

To be fair, now that the cunt has binned the wig-wam outfit, got her row of fag-end teeth sorted, had her inbred quarter to three bollock-eyes fixed and lost a bit of weight, I'd probably rattle her fucking fillings out before throwing the hoor off a bridge, although she must have a clapper like a fucking horse's collar by now.

Arse it is then. 

I'd love to present this to some quinoa-quaffing cunt who thinks a man holding the door open for a woman is some kind of micro-aggression. I bet their resulting twitter campaign would make sure your piloted Channel 5 series "Into The Fucking Chipper" wouldn't leave the ground, Rev. The ungrateful fucking bastards.

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