Major Cunt Posted April 2, 2021 Report Share Posted April 2, 2021 15 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Yep and classic Triumphs like the Spitfires, the TRs (look how the TR7 was treated by the fucking British press) the family cars like the 2000, the Dolomite Sprint, the fun cars like the Herald and the Stag. Wow. And they allowed the fucking marque to sink. Fucking disgraceful lack of guts like English football. The Dolomite Sprint was a classic British motor. My old man had one and used to thoroughly enjoy showing me and my brother how he could chuck it round corners, or going peddle to the metal over a hump back bridge. Good times, Aitch... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cocky Council Cake Posted April 2, 2021 Report Share Posted April 2, 2021 1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said: That's what I mean. I've been supplied so many spurious reasons over the years ranging from Red Robbo, British Leyland, relatively insufficient returns on investment compared to other countries, car buyers buying foreign... yet, yet and more yet... there's still a Fiat, still a Renault, still a Peugeot, still an Opel (incredibly), still s VW, still a BME, still a Skoda, still a Volvo..... That's why the brexit argument is such shit... WE WENT INTO EUROPE BECAUSE WE COULD NOT COMPETE OUTSIDE IN THE BIG BAD WORLD. Witty banter, political discourse and an in-depth knowledge of the British car industry. Is there no start to your talents? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted April 2, 2021 Report Share Posted April 2, 2021 1 hour ago, Major Cunt said: The Dolomite Sprint was a classic British motor. My old man had one and used to thoroughly enjoy showing me and my brother how he could chuck it round corners, or going peddle to the metal over a hump back bridge. Good times, Aitch... the dolomite sprint was absolute fucking quality 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 2, 2021 Report Share Posted April 2, 2021 22 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: I'll bet they do! Front brake pads for a 52 reg Ford Mondeo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 2, 2021 Report Share Posted April 2, 2021 2 hours ago, cuntspotter said: the dolomite sprint was absolute fucking quality Apart from the head gaskets blowing every other week and the rust starting to eat it the minute it left the BL factory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 2, 2021 Report Share Posted April 2, 2021 22 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: I'll bet they do! Increasingly common infra red image in the English Channel, always heading in the direction of Dover for some reason. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted April 2, 2021 Report Share Posted April 2, 2021 26 minutes ago, King Billy said: Apart from the head gaskets blowing every other week and the rust starting to eat it the minute it left the BL factory. Not on mine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 2, 2021 Report Share Posted April 2, 2021 8 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: Not on mine You must have been the luckiest sprint owner in Britain then Spot. The head gasket issue was a design fault carried over into the V8 Stag engine which was basically two sprint blocks with the same inherent overheating issues. The problem with BL cars in the seventies was the designs had to go through committees of fucking idiots and then if approved be built by militant union controlled lazy bastards, who’d happily all strike if there was no bog roll after they’d spent three hours reading the Daily Mirror on the throne. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted April 2, 2021 Report Share Posted April 2, 2021 15 minutes ago, King Billy said: You must have been the luckiest sprint owner in Britain then Spot. The head gasket issue was a design fault carried over into the V8 Stag engine which was basically two sprint blocks with the same inherent overheating issues. The problem with BL cars in the seventies was the designs had to go through committees of fucking idiots and then if approved be built by militant union controlled lazy bastards, who’d happily all strike if there was no bog roll after they’d spent three hours reading the Daily Mirror on the throne. I had mine from 82 til 87 when it was well and truly written off by a Euclid in Llanwern.steelworks. After that the head gasket was the least of my troubles.... I needed uri geller not a fucking mechanic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 2, 2021 Report Share Posted April 2, 2021 2 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: I had mine from 82 til 87 when it was well and truly written off by a Euclid in Llanwern.steelworks. After that the head gasket was the least of my troubles.... I needed uri geller not a fucking mechanic. Just when it seemed nothing could get any worse, Frank’s back. Pint of bleach and a packet of mothballs please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted April 2, 2021 Report Share Posted April 2, 2021 Just now, King Billy said: Just when it seemed nothing could get any worse, Frank’s back. Pint of bleach and a packet of mothballs please. Don’t do it Billy...think of the kids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 2, 2021 Report Share Posted April 2, 2021 7 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: Don’t do it Billy...think of the kids. ‘I may be gone some time.’ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted April 2, 2021 Report Share Posted April 2, 2021 1 hour ago, cuntspotter said: Don’t do it Billy...think of the kids. My old mum, a Farah Fawcett look-a-like, had a navy blue Stag with a Rover V8 lump. Do you know what I mean, Spotter? She used to breath in and close her eyes when going through the 6" 6' width restriction on Honeypot Lane. V8 lump. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 2, 2021 Report Share Posted April 2, 2021 26 minutes ago, Frank said: My old mum, a Farah Fawcett look-a-like, had a navy blue Stag with a Rover V8 lump. Do you know what I mean, Spotter? She used to breath in and close her eyes when going through the 6" 6' width restriction on Honeypot Lane. V8 lump. Is this some ploy to bring out the wannabe gangster cunts, or are you simply attempting to pass yourself off as streetwise? Either way, its cringeworthy. Fuck off you fat cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted April 3, 2021 Report Share Posted April 3, 2021 7 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Is this some ploy to bring out the wannabe gangster cunts, or are you simply attempting to pass yourself off as streetwise? Either way, its cringeworthy. Fuck off you fat cunt. Have we got gangsters..... Gangstas..... here as well? Ooh, how exciting!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted April 3, 2021 Report Share Posted April 3, 2021 16 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: Have we got gangsters..... Gangstas..... here as well? Ooh, how exciting!! I'm a legitimate businessman Spotto, and anyone who says otherwise will end up as part of the foundation for my next multi storey carpark. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 3, 2021 Report Share Posted April 3, 2021 22 minutes ago, Weary&Disgusted said: I'm a legitimate businessman Spotto, and anyone who says otherwise will end up as part of the foundation for my next multi storey carpark. It is reasonably well known that some bridges on both the M1 and M6 still have gangsters performing "supporting roles". Wasn't there also one helping to "support" the Hammersmith Flyover? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted April 3, 2021 Report Share Posted April 3, 2021 2 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: It is reasonably well known that some bridges on both the M1 and M6 still have gangsters performing "supporting roles". Wasn't there also one helping to "support" the Hammersmith Flyover? Didn’t they build that on Jack the hats nose? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 3, 2021 Report Share Posted April 3, 2021 1 minute ago, cuntspotter said: Didn’t they build that on Jack the hats nose? There is an overbridge on the M6 in Cheshire on what was a country lane that has been blocked off to vehicular traffic for many years .. rumours are that a Manchester gangster is at "one" with the central support of the structure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted April 3, 2021 Report Share Posted April 3, 2021 2 hours ago, Goober said: Post Removed Reported. Spotter, you absolutely made the right call banning me for a week or so. I was out of order. Totally. Some of these cunts will never learn! Very disrespectful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted April 3, 2021 Report Share Posted April 3, 2021 11 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: There is an overbridge on the M6 in Cheshire on what was a country lane that has been blocked off to vehicular traffic for many years .. rumours are that a Manchester gangster is at "one" with the central support of the structure. He ended up as a pillar of the community Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 3, 2021 Report Share Posted April 3, 2021 6 minutes ago, Weary&Disgusted said: He ended up as a pillar of the community It is just a rumour .. nothing concrete. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 3, 2021 Report Share Posted April 3, 2021 28 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: It is just a rumour .. nothing concrete. Theres no foundation to it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 3, 2021 Report Share Posted April 3, 2021 21 hours ago, Frank said: My old mum, a Farah Fawcett look-a-like, had a navy blue Stag with a Rover V8 lump. Do you know what I mean, Spotter? She used to breath in and close her eyes when going through the 6" 6' width restriction on Honeypot Lane. V8 lump. You stupid cunt I wish “your old mum” had drown you at birth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 3, 2021 Report Share Posted April 3, 2021 On 02/04/2021 at 17:21, Major Cunt said: The Dolomite Sprint was a classic British motor. My old man had one and used to thoroughly enjoy showing me and my brother how he could chuck it round corners, or going peddle to the metal over a hump back bridge. Good times, Aitch... It probably rattled just standing still. But there's no reason the MX7 couldn't have been a Triumph or an MG... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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