ChildeHarold Posted April 3, 2021 Report Share Posted April 3, 2021 On 02/04/2021 at 18:12, Cocky Cunt-Features said: Witty banter, political discourse and an in-depth knowledge of the British car industry. Is there no start to your talents? No end either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 3, 2021 Report Share Posted April 3, 2021 23 hours ago, King Billy said: Front brake pads for a 52 reg Ford Mondeo. 22 hours ago, King Billy said: ‘I may be gone some time.’ Fuck off to the caravan park in Devon and the piddling cold. Die of pneumonia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 3, 2021 Report Share Posted April 3, 2021 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Theres no foundation to it. He had a hard shoulder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 3, 2021 Report Share Posted April 3, 2021 42 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Fuck off to the caravan park in Devon and the piddling cold. Die of pneumonia. Three in the row from Harold The Stupid, all utter fucking shite. Tell me, what exactly do you bring to this place? Irrelevant spastic indeed 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 3, 2021 Report Share Posted April 3, 2021 What a surprise, pen is an expert on motorway construction and types of bridges. Compared to his platform lurking antics, log book in hand and looks of suspicion from legit passengers, this hobby is racy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted April 3, 2021 Report Share Posted April 3, 2021 1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said: It probably rattled just standing still. But there's no reason the MX7 couldn't have been a Triumph or an MG... Moses was the first biblical character to own a motorbike. It is written that the sound of his Triumph was heard throughout the land. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 3, 2021 Report Share Posted April 3, 2021 4 minutes ago, Weary&Disgusted said: Moses was the first biblical character to own a motorbike. It is written that the sound of his Triumph was heard throughout the land. I heard that he drove a Triumph Mayflower with a blown exhaust pipe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted April 3, 2021 Report Share Posted April 3, 2021 7 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: I heard that he drove a Triumph Mayflower with a blown exhaust pipe. When no one else had a computer, he came down from the mountain with two tablets Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted April 3, 2021 Report Share Posted April 3, 2021 8 minutes ago, Weary&Disgusted said: When no one else had a computer, he came down from the mountain with two tablets A mountain is a strange place for a disco biscuit lab. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 3, 2021 Report Share Posted April 3, 2021 30 minutes ago, Weary&Disgusted said: Moses was the first biblical character to own a motorbike. It is written that the sound of his Triumph was heard throughout the land. And it moved like a stone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 3, 2021 Report Share Posted April 3, 2021 20 minutes ago, Weary&Disgusted said: When no one else had a computer, he came down from the mountain with two tablets I wonder if they were those Amstrad touchpad things? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted April 3, 2021 Report Share Posted April 3, 2021 4 minutes ago, Goober said: A mountain is a strange place for a disco biscuit lab. I accidentally overdosed on anti anxiety pills a few moments ago. But somehow, I'm not too worried about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted April 3, 2021 Report Share Posted April 3, 2021 8 minutes ago, Weary&Disgusted said: I accidentally overdosed on anti anxiety pills a few moments ago. But somehow, I'm not too worried about it. Are you Tim Vine, WD? If so, could you please, for the love of God, hit your brother over the head with a brick? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted April 6, 2021 Report Share Posted April 6, 2021 I'm not entirely sure what kind of fucking penis actually admits to owning a Seat Toledo. They're usually the domain of fat Aviator Shade-wearing sex pests who smell of scone mix and cruise city centres at night with a home-made private hire plate nailed to the bumper looking for lone females. Do you keep a collection of hammers in your boot? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 6, 2021 Report Share Posted April 6, 2021 23 minutes ago, Rev said: I'm not entirely sure what kind of fucking penis actually admits to owning a Seat Toledo. They're usually the domain of fat Aviator Shade-wearing sex pests who smell of scone mix and cruise city centres at night with a home-made private hire plate nailed to the bumper looking for lone females. Do you keep a collection of hammers in your boot? Just when the site is on its knees, the King returns. Thank fuck for the Rev, I say. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted April 6, 2021 Report Share Posted April 6, 2021 5 hours ago, Rev said: I'm not entirely sure what kind of fucking penis actually admits to owning a Seat Toledo. The question someone should have asked 20 pages ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 6, 2021 Report Share Posted April 6, 2021 6 hours ago, Rev said: I'm not entirely sure what kind of fucking penis actually admits to owning a Seat Toledo. They're usually the domain of fat Aviator Shade-wearing sex pests who smell of scone mix and cruise city centres at night with a home-made private hire plate nailed to the bumper looking for lone females. Do you keep a collection of hammers in your boot? I thought that Fender had a Triumph Toledo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cocky Council Cake Posted April 6, 2021 Report Share Posted April 6, 2021 6 hours ago, Rev said: I'm not entirely sure what kind of fucking penis actually admits to owning a Seat Toledo. They're usually the domain of fat Aviator Shade-wearing sex pests who smell of scone mix and cruise city centres at night with a home-made private hire plate nailed to the bumper looking for lone females. Do you keep a collection of hammers in your boot? Having read through it, I think the initial thread was about servicing a Lamborghini tractor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 6, 2021 Report Share Posted April 6, 2021 6 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: The question someone should have asked 20 pages ago. The Toledo bit sounds cool. What let's it down is the Seat bit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted April 6, 2021 Report Share Posted April 6, 2021 3 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: The Toledo bit sounds cool. What let's it down is the Seat bit. Silence woman! The men are talking about cars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 6, 2021 Report Share Posted April 6, 2021 1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Silence woman! The men are talking about cars. Can we talk about fluffy kittens instead? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hokey Gingers Posted April 6, 2021 Report Share Posted April 6, 2021 I hope old FO got the project finished...it`s just a shame he didn`t run over the Frank cunt. Asi es la vida.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted April 6, 2021 Report Share Posted April 6, 2021 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Can we talk about fluffy kittens instead? You could talk about mens cocks or, if you're chatting with Pen, hers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted April 6, 2021 Report Share Posted April 6, 2021 4 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Silence woman! The men are talking about cars. Did somebody say something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 6, 2021 Report Share Posted April 6, 2021 1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said: You could talk about mens cocks or, if you're chatting with Pen, hers. @camberwell gypsy "socks" I think that is what he meant, I bet that he never washes his. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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