Cunty BigBollox Posted September 15, 2020 Report Share Posted September 15, 2020 4 hours ago, Ape™️ said: This post represents a major leap forward in your quest to be the worst poster on here. I do try Mong Boy, but you're just too good at being shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted September 15, 2020 Report Share Posted September 15, 2020 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: That last bit was harsh. You 2 should bury the hatchet and focus your attention on some of the undesirables here. I've no real malice against Roops, I'm just her antithesis. We're at polar opposites in our views and that's absolutely fine. There's been a few cheap shots on both sides, but I'm sure she bares no grudge. I was actually part of a quite successful operation, but a third party fucked up badly. Anyway, that's a story for another time, and taught me some valuable lessons, melting a razor blade into a toothbrush was not one of them. I'll be focusing my cunting elsewhere, I think it's run its course! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 15, 2020 Report Share Posted September 15, 2020 9 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: I've no real malice against Roops, I'm just her antithesis. We're at polar opposites in our views and that's absolutely fine. There's been a few cheap shots on both sides, but I'm sure she bares no grudge. I was actually part of a quite successful operation, but a third party fucked up badly. Anyway, that's a story for another time, and taught me some valuable lessons, melting a razor blade into a toothbrush was not one of them. I'll be focusing my cunting elsewhere, I think it's run its course! Please MC.. oh please share the story with us. I definitely won't laugh. No sir. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted September 15, 2020 Report Share Posted September 15, 2020 Just now, Frank said: Please MC.. oh please share the story with us. I definitely won't laugh. No sir. Not now. It's all about the long game, Franco... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 15, 2020 Report Share Posted September 15, 2020 13 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: Not now. It's all about the long game, Franco... I'm impressed MC. I think you're finally grasping this shit. In the words of the great Mark King of Level 42... you really are a stupid fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted September 15, 2020 Report Share Posted September 15, 2020 25 minutes ago, Frank said: I'm impressed MC. I think you're finally grasping this shit. In the words of the great Mark King of Level 42... you really are a stupid fucking cunt. I've had some good tutors during my short time here. I thought Mark King was only famous for his humongous thumbs? I certainly don't recall that comment. Did you have back stage passes for a Level 42 concert? Now it all make sense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 15, 2020 Report Share Posted September 15, 2020 21 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: I've had some good tutors during my short time here. I thought Mark King was only famous for his humongous thumbs? I certainly don't recall that comment. Did you have back stage passes for a Level 42 concert? Now it all make sense. I thought it was an Ian Dury quote... "There ain't half been some stupid fucking cunts" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted September 15, 2020 Report Share Posted September 15, 2020 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I thought it was an Ian Dury quote... "There ain't half been some stupid fucking cunts" I think you're right, Eric. I fucking love the Blockheads. You could only write songs like that now if you tick the right boxes. It's fucking pissing me off how the white man's becoming a second class citizen, and it's only because we scare the powers that be... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 15, 2020 Report Share Posted September 15, 2020 4 hours ago, Frank said: Please MC.. oh please share the story with us. I definitely won't laugh. No sir. Share another picture of your fridge, I want to book a swimming lesson You stupid fucking idiotic cunt. You deserve the very worst Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 15, 2020 Report Share Posted September 15, 2020 9 hours ago, Major Cunt said: Coming from one of the sites bottom feeders! It's something called auto-spell, and a feature you lack with a Nokia from 1994. Are you on the sauce already, or just a fucking idiot? The new six or less rules must be hitting your park bench crew hard, Drew. Far less Scrumpy Jack to pass around, eh... He’s absolutely dreadful, isn’t he? A complete prick. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 15, 2020 Report Share Posted September 15, 2020 On 13/09/2020 at 22:58, Roadkill said: Personally I think it's a sad reflection on British power that I'd be arrested for strapping you to a big fucking wheel and pulverising all of your limbs with a mallet for being such an uppity try-hard little "oh look how smart and philosophical I am" shitweasel fucking cunt. We're fucking miles away from a feudal government, no matter how sad and miserable the nasty man on the news makes you feel every fucking day. Are you in danger of being forced into a local levy to fight for your lord's ambition at the potential cost of your life either in battle or by starvation if the cunt doesn't let you get home in time for the year's harvest? Do you have vikings knocking at your door because your king's treasurer fucked off to West Francia with that year's Danegeld? No? Then shut the fuck up you drama queen little cunt. Fucking hell. A highly eloquent rant, RK. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 15, 2020 Report Share Posted September 15, 2020 7 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: A highly eloquent rant, RK. I love it when he gets rowdy and Geordified... like an educated Biffa Bacon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 15, 2020 Report Share Posted September 15, 2020 33 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Share another picture of your fridge, I want to book a swimming lesson You stupid fucking idiotic cunt. You deserve the very worst Nothing gives me greater pleasure than knowing that you still suffer from that relentless bashing I gave you back in 2018. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 15, 2020 Report Share Posted September 15, 2020 5 minutes ago, Frank said: Nothing gives me greater pleasure than knowing that you still suffer from that relentless bashing I gave you back in 2018. Why are you talking to your own rectum? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 15, 2020 Report Share Posted September 15, 2020 6 minutes ago, Frank said: Nothing gives me greater pleasure than knowing that you still suffer from that relentless bashing I gave you back in 2018. I actually believe you. Normal people find pleasure in others ways, but trolls get off on trolling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted September 15, 2020 Report Share Posted September 15, 2020 3 hours ago, Ape™️ said: He’s absolutely dreadful, isn’t he? A complete prick. An utter nob jockey, and about as funny as a kick in the bollocks. I reckon it's a multi of Pen mate. I'm gonna give him a serious mauling if he sticks his head out the wheelie bin again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 16, 2020 Report Share Posted September 16, 2020 2 hours ago, Arthur Dick said: He claims to be a computer programmer/coder too! EL OH EL If you claimed to be a brain dead spastic you would be vastly overrating your cognitive abilities. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted September 17, 2020 Report Share Posted September 17, 2020 Navalny is now well enough to post on his blog. He says he plans to return to Russia in the future. I'm a complete coward, so if I was in his shoes, I wouldn't go anywhere near Russia ever again. Hats off to the man, he must have balls of steel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 18, 2020 Report Share Posted September 18, 2020 On 15/09/2020 at 21:08, Frank said: Nothing gives me greater pleasure than knowing that you still suffer from that relentless bashing I gave you back in 2018. 2015 maybe, when you still had some teeth, but you’ve been utterly shit since then. The only thing being bashed round here are your backdoors by even the fliddyest of newbies On 15/09/2020 at 21:14, Eric Cuntman said: Why are you talking to your own rectum? See above. When Frank came to call once I raped him for the hell of it, and I’m no poof Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted December 22, 2020 Report Share Posted December 22, 2020 Navalny has reportedly called an FSB agent suspected of poisening him with Novichok, and got him to incriminate himself over the phone while he recorded the call ! The FSB agent is one Konstantin Kudryavtsev. Apparently he was fooled into talking openly because Navalny spoofed the phone line so that it looked that the call was coming from an official number. Sometimes real life is stranger than fiction. I wonder if he will post the recording online and make it publicly available ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 22, 2020 Report Share Posted December 22, 2020 I wonder whether Novichok is effective against this new strain of Covid? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Williewhoopassjohnson Posted December 22, 2020 Report Share Posted December 22, 2020 41 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: I wonder whether Novichok is effective against this new strain of Covid? I've just boiled the kettle, sugar and milk? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Williewhoopassjohnson Posted December 22, 2020 Report Share Posted December 22, 2020 On 15/09/2020 at 15:25, Major Cunt said: I've no real malice against Roops, I'm just her antithesis. We're at polar opposites in our views and that's absolutely fine. There's been a few cheap shots on both sides, but I'm sure she bares no grudge. I was actually part of a quite successful operation, but a third party fucked up badly. Anyway, that's a story for another time, and taught me some valuable lessons, melting a razor blade into a toothbrush was not one of them. I'll be focusing my cunting elsewhere, I think it's run its course! Instead of one blade use two with a matchstick inbetween for decent spacing, lovely scar that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 22, 2020 Report Share Posted December 22, 2020 12 minutes ago, Williewhoopassjohnson said: I've just boiled the kettle, sugar and milk? Neither. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Williewhoopassjohnson Posted December 22, 2020 Report Share Posted December 22, 2020 2 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: Neither. Roger that, dont mind the green glowing lumps its part of pg tips new range. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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