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45 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said:

That there is no offer of a reliable corroborative source speaks volumes. Instead you choose to shoot the messenger rather than the message. For good measure you even try it on with the "last word" debating cliché as a form of insurance policy. In your world I assume scientists questioning the validity of the Book of Genesis are merely being "pedantic".

On a different note it appears you are still serving Decs as his simpering but nonetheless, useful idiot.  If you are conversing with him off-site, then in between servicing his sweet spot please enquire where I have been "dented" by him. I expect he'll be rather coy on the matter...but you'll still lap it up.  Don't be fragile now.

If you call exchanging a few emails, and having a laugh "being a useful idiot". 

The fact that you replied so quickly speaks more on your fragility than mine. He's had you over on numerous occasions, that's why he's still in the cooler? 

I think the more cerebral members will back me up on this, having been witness to him turning you over. A physical act you're certainly familiar with as @Wolfie alluded too.

Did you ever feature in "Omars Anal Adventures"? 

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On 22/08/2020 at 21:18, Eric Cuntman said:

Guaranteed. I normally get £19 an hour to beat up cunts like him. But in this case, not only would I leave his jaw hanging out the back of his skull for free, I would actually pay a couple of crackhead n*****s to visit his wife and kids afterwards. 

19 quid an hour. FF sake, give or take a bit depending on exchange rates thats around $38.00 an hour. You poor cunt, i  was earning more than five times that an hour thirty five years ago.  Obviously you need to up your charge out rate in order to extradite yourself from the poverty trap.

Also reported for cat loving and kitty fideling. Drink bleach. 

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On 22/08/2020 at 07:01, JohnnySaucePants said:

I cant stand fucking cats. Next doors cats in particular. Two of the fuckers, some expensive long haired cunting things that get over the fence and hang around in the shrubbery surrounding my fish pond, paws in the water hoping for a sly feed. I wouldnt kill one, but ive hosed the fuckers to the extent that they see the door open and fuck off back over the fence. Anyway, my dog Molly the English bulldog, the slowest fucker on four legs has managed to grab one and she's rag dolled the cunt to death.  There it was shredded on the back lawn so in the wheelie bin with the fucker. The second cat she's gnashed to death in the garden in as many years. Slow learning bastards,

 Jobs a goodun.

I fucking hate cats. The little cunts enter my garden with impunity and take a shite in any loose soil or other suitable substrate they can find. Mrs Pecker, the daft twat, insists on putting bark chippings around her precious petunias (or whatever the fuck they are) and the feline cunts see this as a homing beacon for their next dump. This is off course an irritation I can deal with by going round with a shovel and flinging the offending turds into the hedge across the road.

One thing I can control, however, is the completely unnecessary killing of the wee beasties that make a home in my garden and its middle of nowhere rural surroundings. Frogs, toads, newts, slow worms, grass snakes, hedgehogs, voles, shrews and numerous bird and invertebrate species are all on the menu. I don't blame the cats- they're one of natures most efficient predators with a winning design which differs very little throughout the 37 extant species. Of the 8 houses in my immediate vicinity there are 9 fucking cats. Its estimated that cats in the UK catch up to 275 million prey a year, of which 55 million are birds. These figures are for domestic cats alone and don't include the prey killed by feral cats of which there could be over 2 million (a conservative estimate) in the UK. All this puts yet further pressure on our besieged and declining wildlife.

If we really want to be serious about redressing the shite state of our countryside and the abject failure of conservation the UK we should set out plans to phase out cat ownership through education and taxing the owners via higher prices for cat products, a fucking expensive license for the little fuckers and an extra 25% charge on vet bills.

All this said, I couldn't shoot one because I'm not a total cunt but whenever I catch one of the furry bastards sneaking about I creep up and scare the shit out of them thus making my garden a place to be very cautious about.

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19 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

I fucking hate cats. The little cunts enter my garden with impunity and take a shite in any loose soil or other suitable substrate they can find. Mrs Pecker, the daft twat, insists on putting bark chippings around her precious petunias (or whatever the fuck they are) and the feline cunts see this as a homing beacon for their next dump. This is off course an irritation I can deal with by going round with a shovel and flinging the offending turds into the hedge across the road.

One thing I can control, however, is the completely unnecessary killing of the wee beasties that make a home in my garden and its middle of nowhere rural surroundings. Frogs, toads, newts, slow worms, grass snakes, hedgehogs, voles, shrews and numerous bird and invertebrate species are all on the menu. I don't blame the cats- they're one of natures most efficient predators with a winning design which differs very little throughout the 37 extant species. Of the 8 houses in my immediate vicinity there are 9 fucking cats. Its estimated that cats in the UK catch up to 275 million prey a year, of which 55 million are birds. These figures are for domestic cats alone and don't include the prey killed by feral cats of which there could be over 2 million (a conservative estimate) in the UK. All this puts yet further pressure on our besieged and declining wildlife.

If we really want to be serious about redressing the shite state of our countryside and the abject failure of conservation the UK we should set out plans to phase out cat ownership through education and taxing the owners via higher prices for cat products, a fucking expensive license for the little fuckers and an extra 25% charge on vet bills.

All this said, I couldn't shoot one because I'm not a total cunt but whenever I catch one of the furry bastards sneaking about I creep up and scare the shit out of them thus making my garden a place to be very cautious about.

Sir, i hereald you as an angel protecting wildlife from  cats which are in my book, are killing machine cunts, and tip my hat to you. Ive had many similar experiences with what i consider to be vermin, (aka cats). Many years ago, and you may consider to do the same, i trapped one in a cage trap with some fish bait in my garden. The said cat, still inside the cage was given the traditional "witches ducking stool" treatment in my pond.  After several submerges i let it out of the cage onto the lawn. It came out of that cage walking like an man with his trousers round his ankles; i gave it a few yards and then threw my then dog a jack russell on it.  To be frank, ive never seen a cat come back to life or move so quickly. It was like a fucking rocket ship across the lawn and over the fence. It's name was peanuts and it belonged to another neighbour. I never, ever saw the bastarding thing in my garden again.  Cat's indeed are cunts.

Thank you for your service.

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1 hour ago, Wolfie said:

Prior to qualifying as a dentist with an incomplete career and aerospace industry advisor, I'd imagine this is precisely what @Mrs Roops' fellow porn stars used to shout when they pulled out of her ginger minge and slapped it around her face.

So you believe that there is a Nazi base in the Antartic?

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4 minutes ago, Arthur Dick said:

Bull.Fucking.Shit

lies made up by thick chavvy cunts like you and inbred fucking yank arseholes who have a chip on their shoulder and hatred of cats but wank themselves off over dirty vile fucking dogs that shit everywhere, attack children, attack cats and attack anything that moves.

 

Yeah good luck with that you thick cunt the only thing that'd be getting phased out is your brain matter phased out of your ears ears after I stamp on your head repeatedly with steel toecaps you fucking prick. What a surprise another thick cat hating chav cunt in @Wolfie has liked your comment.

Here’s another fucking intellectual colossus. 
 

 

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2 hours ago, Major Cunt said:

If you call exchanging a few emails, and having a laugh "being a useful idiot". 

The fact that you replied so quickly speaks more on your fragility than mine. He's had you over on numerous occasions, that's why he's still in the cooler? 

I think the more cerebral members will back me up on this, having been witness to him turning you over. A physical act you're certainly familiar with as @Wolfie alluded too.

Did you ever feature in "Omars Anal Adventures"? 

Calls for "more cerebral members" to back him up. Then references Wolfie.

You've actually responded in quicker time than I did but never mind all that, we're still waiting for the authoritative corroboration.

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27 minutes ago, Arthur Dick said:

Bull.Fucking.Shit

lies made up by thick chavvy cunts like you and inbred fucking yank arseholes who have a chip on their shoulder and hatred of cats but wank themselves off over dirty vile fucking dogs that shit everywhere, attack children, attack cats and attack anything that moves.

 

Yeah good luck with that you thick cunt the only thing that'd be getting phased out is your brain matter phased out of your ears ears after I stamp on your head repeatedly with steel toecaps you fucking prick. What a surprise another thick cat hating chav cunt in @Wolfie has liked your comment.

Nice one salty reptile you fucking cretin.

Enjoy your turkey dinosaurs and alphabety spaghetti tonight

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11 hours ago, JohnnySaucePants said:

 

Eric, i havnt seen the RSPCA yet as you promised. That"s very poor service, i'm appalled. Anyway it's too late now, the bin men have been so moggy has been despatched. At this very moment, it's probably going through the crusher, or some Chinky sorter has grabbed it and it's in the wok with some spring onions and mushrooms. 

R.I.P cat, good riddance and i'll see you in hell. 🙂

 

'The binmen have been'.... on a Sunday? More bullshit... 

Wolverhampton eh.

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9 minutes ago, Bubba C said:

Fuck me, this is one of the worst noms’ I’ve ever had the misfortune of reading. 
 

What’s happened to the corner? 

Eric ‘Johnny Morris’ cuntman will fight to the death for cats, me personally I would shove them in a sack and drown them, but don’t tell Eric. 

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On 22/08/2020 at 11:49, Eddie said:

I like to shoot cats with my air gun and then dump their carcasses in my neighbours general waste bin.

I like animals Eddie. One of the first jobs I ever applied for was in a butchers shop. Years ago my first missus got a cat. For a laugh I put some Ronsons lighter fluid in its saucer of milk. It drank some and then started charging around the house like a maniac. I opened the front door and it ran out and started running round and round a tree in the garden. It then fell over flat on its back with its legs sticking up in the air. Fortunately it wasn’t dead. Just run out of petrol.

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6 hours ago, JohnnySaucePants said:

19 quid an hour. FF sake, give or take a bit depending on exchange rates thats around $38.00 an hour. You poor cunt, i  was earning more than five times that an hour thirty five years ago.  Obviously you need to up your charge out rate in order to extradite yourself from the poverty trap.

Also reported for cat loving and kitty fideling. Drink bleach. 

That's what Mothercare pay their security staff Johnny. Eric earned more at Toys R us, but got sacked when two 8 year olds kicked the shit out of him when he tried to stop them nicking some Pokemon figures. 

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6 hours ago, Mrs Roops said:

Calls for "more cerebral members" to back him up. Then references Wolfie.

You've actually responded in quicker time than I did but never mind all that, we're still waiting for the authoritative corroboration.

Ouch! I did hit raw raw nerve with my comment about your promiscuous minge, didn't I? Even the average 10 year-old knows that if you dish it out in school, you have to be able to take it. Clearly, after all these years as the self-appointed chief moderator of a website such as this, you're still unable to fathom this point. I'm glad my comments affect you so: if they didn't, you wouldn't bother responding with such consistent haste...

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26 minutes ago, JohnnySaucePants said:

It's actually Monday here, so the bimen have been.

Wolverhampton, well, it'll have to do for now.

Pleb.

It's Monday now, but when you posted that, it was referring to Sunday's events, posted early hours Monday. Or do your binmen work at midnight. Pathetic. Answer the question, do your binmen work Sundays? Walter. Lol

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59 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

It's Monday now, but when you posted that, it was referring to Sunday's events, posted early hours Monday. Or do your binmen work at midnight. Pathetic. Answer the question, do your binmen work Sundays? Walter. Lol

Its now Tuesday here, exactly 9.40 am. The bin, included said shredded and well cunted cat was picked up yesterday, which was Monday morning. Are you really this thick. Yes i believe so. 

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2 hours ago, JohnnySaucePants said:

It's actually Monday here, so the bimen have been.

Wolverhampton, well, it'll have to do for now.

Pleb.

 

1 hour ago, JohnnySaucePants said:

Its now Tuesday here, exactly 9.40 am. The bin, included said shredded and well cunted cat was picked up yesterday, which was Monday morning. Are you really this thick. Yes i believe so. 

Right. So it's 9:40 am on Tuesday now, but just over an hour before that, you said it was Monday... think about it.

Idiot.

 

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A "more cerebral member" speaks his mind...

5 hours ago, Wolfie said:

Ouch! I did hit raw raw nerve with my comment about your promiscuous minge, didn't I? Even the average 10 year-old knows that if you dish it out in school, you have to be able to take it. Clearly, after all these years as the self-appointed chief moderator of a website such as this, you're still unable to fathom this point. I'm glad my comments affect you so: if they didn't, you wouldn't bother responding with such consistent haste...

...yet here you are throwing a paddy, furiously banging away at your keyboard for referencing your name in a barb directed at somebody else...yeah right, Wolfie - the kitchen exit is behind you.

Er..."self-appointed"?

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On 22/08/2020 at 07:01, JohnnySaucePants said:

I cant stand fucking cats. Next doors cats in particular. Two of the fuckers, some expensive long haired cunting things that get over the fence and hang around in the shrubbery surrounding my fish pond, paws in the water hoping for a sly feed. I wouldnt kill one, but ive hosed the fuckers to the extent that they see the door open and fuck off back over the fence. Anyway, my dog Molly the English bulldog, the slowest fucker on four legs has managed to grab one and she's rag dolled the cunt to death.  There it was shredded on the back lawn so in the wheelie bin with the fucker. The second cat she's gnashed to death in the garden in as many years. Slow learning bastards,

 Jobs a goodun.

Nasty little cunt. 

I'd very much like to cut off your arms and legs, strap your writhing trunk to a table, and hollow out your stomach cavity with a dull pizza cutter. Once I dug all the guts out I'd fill you up with cat litter and let you experience your last few hours as a living, breathing litter tray.

Then I'd feed your leftovers to your shitty dog.

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14 hours ago, Roadkill said:

Nasty little cunt. 

I'd very much like to cut off your arms and legs, strap your writhing trunk to a table, and hollow out your stomach cavity with a dull pizza cutter. Once I dug all the guts out I'd fill you up with cat litter and let you experience your last few hours as a living, breathing litter tray.

Then I'd feed your leftovers to your shitty dog.

Check out the film The Green Inferno for inspiration 

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How about me, my cats, my dog and those four pigeons off next doors roof embark on a tour of the entire fucking world and kick the shit out of fucking everyone who does or doesn't like cats, dogs, birds and fucking croissants. How about that cunts, fucking cuntageddon. 

Thank you so much for your patience and fuck off.

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1 minute ago, Hi I'm Barry Scott said:

How about me, my cats, my dog and those four pigeons off next doors roof embark on a tour of the entire fucking world and kick the shit out of fucking everyone who does or doesn't like cats, dogs, birds and fucking croissants. How about that cunts, fucking cuntageddon. 

Thank you so much for your patience and fuck off.

Another night on drugs by the resident board Humpty Dumpty with tertiary psychosis and herpees....

lol.

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10 minutes ago, Hi I'm Barry Scott said:

How about me, my cats, my dog and those four pigeons off next doors roof embark on a tour of the entire fucking world and kick the shit out of fucking everyone who does or doesn't like cats, dogs, birds and fucking croissants. How about that cunts, fucking cuntageddon. 

Thank you so much for your patience and fuck off.

I don't like you and I doubt very much that your are Barry Scot .. why not drink some Cillit Bang?

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