Eric Cuntman Posted August 26, 2020 Report Share Posted August 26, 2020 1 minute ago, Frank said: Council scum. That was a good one frank. It's this sort of quality that keeps you at the top... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted August 26, 2020 Report Share Posted August 26, 2020 7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: That was a good one frank. It's this sort of quality that keeps you at the top... You really are a horrible little man. I’d like to hurt you.. and it’s not really in my nature! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 26, 2020 Report Share Posted August 26, 2020 2 minutes ago, Frank said: You really are a horrible little man. I’d like to hurt you.. and it’s not really in my nature! It's not really in the nature of any physical coward. I forgive you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted August 26, 2020 Report Share Posted August 26, 2020 19 minutes ago, Frank said: You really are a horrible little man. I’d like to hurt you.. and it’s not really in my nature! Frank, tell me you're not happy with this shit... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted August 26, 2020 Report Share Posted August 26, 2020 Just now, Witheredscrote said: Frank, tell me you're not happy with this shit... No.. not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted August 26, 2020 Report Share Posted August 26, 2020 5 minutes ago, Frank said: No.. not. Forget this shit. Ed was in Whitstable last weekend. He thought it was marvelous. Not surprising really. Fucking mollusc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 26, 2020 Report Share Posted August 26, 2020 1 minute ago, JohnnySaucePants said: Needs some castors on it so it can be booted around the house. Where's Eric, the cat loving little cunt. Anything else in the arsenal, or is it this same shit repackaged for the twentieth time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 26, 2020 Report Share Posted August 26, 2020 12 minutes ago, JohnnySaucePants said: Same shit, suck it up. Drink bleach, cunt 🙂 Hahahaha! You haven't used the bleach drinking one before. Oh, hang on, it's about 9:30am where you are. It must have been Wednesday for about 3 whole hours. Or is it Sunday yet. Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted August 26, 2020 Report Share Posted August 26, 2020 4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Says the IT genius that needed @Roadkill to tell him how to use the edit facility. 😂 The fuck have you just called me into here, Eric? I'm not fighting CB for you - one of my dreams is to make it to old age without one of my kidneys being removed by hired Russian mafia goons and sold on the black market. The kitty killer can fuck off though. Weirdo little cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 26, 2020 Report Share Posted August 26, 2020 56 minutes ago, JohnnySaucePants said: Its 8.45am exactly, and its Thursday. Do your home work properly or not at all, stay at the bottom of the class, cunt. Drink bleach. 🙂 Cheer up grumpy 😡 It'll be Christmas in a fortnight. Lol. (by the way, you last stated that the time difference was 12 hours. Now it seems to be 11 hours. Oh dear.) happy new year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 26, 2020 Report Share Posted August 26, 2020 4 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Yeah, and that'll teach me trust anything you say without actually checking it for myself. Allright lads? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 26, 2020 Report Share Posted August 26, 2020 2 minutes ago, King Billy said: Allright lads? Apparently it's 8:45 am where he is. He'll be having his afternoon nap. JSP, not Bawsy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 27, 2020 Report Share Posted August 27, 2020 42 minutes ago, JohnnySaucePants said: Is this supposed to be witty. You really have lost the plot. Cunt. Drink bleach. Yes yes, I know. Drink bleach, it just keeps getting funnier every dozen times you repeat it. But never mind that... Is it an 11 hour time difference, or is it 12 hours? You don't seem to know. Or does NZ move around? Perhaps there's a big wheel that someone turns like the island in 'Lost'. Yes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 27, 2020 Report Share Posted August 27, 2020 1 hour ago, JohnnySaucePants said: You really are a 1st prize spacker eh. Depends on daylight savings times, idiot. Hey, wanna hear my true story about the jack russell i had years ago, and his hunting fucking cat's adventures. It's a goodun it really is. He was a master at cunting cat's, sent around eight of the cunts to their deaths in his lifetime. 🙂 . When's the RSPCA coming to see me, i thought you said you knew exactly where i lived. Dipshit cunt. Drink bleach. Right, so it can be 11 or 12 hours difference, depending on "daylight savings time"... which happens to have changed at the exact moment you were bullshitting. And Sunday's become mondays at 6:30 am in NZ. Yes, it all sounds very plausible. You also claimed to have lived at number 27 (you know where), until called out on it, when you then claimed that your millionaire friend lives there and not you. You've been proven time and time again to be a bullshitting fantasist and a massively stupid fucking cunt. 😂😂😂 Tell us some more stories, which you can then reverse ferret out of in a panic. Fucking idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 27, 2020 Report Share Posted August 27, 2020 15 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Right, so it can be 11 or 12 hours difference, depending on "daylight savings time"... which happens to have changed at the exact moment you were bullshitting. And Sunday's become mondays at 6:30 am in NZ. Yes, it all sounds very plausible. You also claimed to have lived at number 27 (you know where), until called out on it, when you then claimed that your millionaire friend lives there and not you. You've been proven time and time again to be a bullshitting fantasist and a massively stupid fucking cunt. 😂😂😂 Tell us some more stories, which you can then reverse ferret out of in a panic. Fucking idiot. I wonder what time it is in Tettenhall? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 27, 2020 Report Share Posted August 27, 2020 7 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: I wonder what time it is in Tettenhall? Probably Easter.🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 27, 2020 Report Share Posted August 27, 2020 23 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Right, so it can be 11 or 12 hours difference, depending on "daylight savings time"... which happens to have changed at the exact moment you were bullshitting. And Sunday's become mondays at 6:30 am in NZ. Yes, it all sounds very plausible. You also claimed to have lived at number 27 (you know where), until called out on it, when you then claimed that your millionaire friend lives there and not you. You've been proven time and time again to be a bullshitting fantasist and a massively stupid fucking cunt. 😂😂😂 Tell us some more stories, which you can then reverse ferret out of in a panic. Fucking idiot. Its currently 11 hours difference throughout New Zealand Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 27, 2020 Report Share Posted August 27, 2020 Just now, Dawn Chorus said: Its currently 11 hours difference throughout New Zealand I know. But little Johnny who lives there doesn't. 2 days ago it was 12 hours. And it must be true because little Johnny said about savings time and stuff, so there! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 27, 2020 Report Share Posted August 27, 2020 1 minute ago, JohnnySaucePants said: Hahaha, get back in yer hole, spacker boy. Your spectacularly triggered eh.. You only need to look at my profile page to know where i live 😉 . Whats your e-mail, i'll send you some stuff you can easily check to verify your cravings on knowledge of me. Seriously ive never met anywhere an idiot who presents themselves as such a mong as you do. Now tell me, when are the RSPCA coming to see me as you reported me and know exactly my address. Talk about back tracking and fantasy. You complete and utter low life pleb. Oh and drink bleach. So, your last 40 posts have all been directed at, or name dropping me... and I'm triggered? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 27, 2020 Report Share Posted August 27, 2020 Just now, JohnnySaucePants said: Idiot, the skiing yesterday was brilliant, i was going again today but the alps clouded over so went for a group bike ride instead. Where? North to Amberly and then onto Culverdon for lunch. Then onto Wakari and through the twisties to the main highway back home. Brilliant sunny day. Enjoy your grey skies from your bedsit. Drink bleach. 🙂 Quick, dummy, get on the web and check it out. Did you get an extra hour when you reached Wakari? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 27, 2020 Report Share Posted August 27, 2020 1 minute ago, JohnnySaucePants said: Yes...:-) So how wound up would you be if I just completely ignored you from now on? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 27, 2020 Report Share Posted August 27, 2020 2 minutes ago, JohnnySaucePants said: Yes, i did. Wakari = Dunstall Park, Culverdon = Wombridge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 27, 2020 Report Share Posted August 27, 2020 3 minutes ago, JohnnySaucePants said: Oh terribly, i'd be distraught and inconsolable but at the same time sort of happy that i'd beaten you with such a good cunting that you'd just given up. Same as you have on everything in life. Or rather never started, which has led you to where you are and what you have achieved. Absolutely nothing 🙂 Drink bleach Rattled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 27, 2020 Report Share Posted August 27, 2020 1 minute ago, JohnnySaucePants said: Are you. Oh i'm sorry. "No you are!" wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 27, 2020 Report Share Posted August 27, 2020 11 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: "No you are!" wanker. Eric I have an admission. Over the years I had five pet Hamsters .. when they died they were all tenderly wrapped in body bags and went into dustbin or wheelie bin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.