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Witheredscrote

Witheredscrote

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20 minutes ago, Eddie said:

An estate agent parks his brand new Porsche in front of the office to show it off to his colleagues. As he’s getting out of the car, a truck comes speeding along too close to the kerb and takes off the door before speeding off.

More than a little distraught, the estate agent grabs his mobile and calls the police. Five minutes later, the police arrive. Before the policeman has a chance to ask any questions, the estate agent starts screaming hysterically:

“My Porsche, my beautiful silver Porsche is ruined, it’ll simply never
be the same again!”

After the estate agent finally finishes his rant, the policeman shakes his head in disgust: “I can’t believe how materialistic you estate agents are,”

“You lot are so focused on your possessions that you don’t notice anything else in your life.”

“How can you say such a thing at a time like this?”, snaps the estate agent.

The policeman replies, “Didn’t you realise that your right arm was torn off when the truck hit you.” The estate agent looks down in absolute horror……….

“Oh my God!” he screams – “Where’s my Rolex?!”

First time I've 'heard' this joke, this year.  Fuck off

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Mrs Roops

Mrs Roops

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20 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Rattled...

 

22 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Just a small selection of quality output here. The owners, adim and roops must be so proud of their baby.

Equally, we're not too enamoured with one of the site's big beasts who is now arguably The Corner's most bad tempered diva who bleats "rattled" more times than anyone else whenever someone has the temerity to challenge him. In the space of a year you have morphed from site sage to a hysterical teenage girl.

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Major Cunt

Major Cunt

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On 09/10/2020 at 11:34, Stubby Pecker said:

 

 

 

 

Just a small selection of quality output here. The owners, adim and roops must be so proud of their baby.

Ever since the Gestapo like enforcement of the inter member acrimony rules from January things have gone down hill quicker than a Greek cunt off piste. Fortunately admin seem to have seen the error of their ways, but the horse has already bolted. We're missing several amusing punters who's creativity has been stifled, and called it a day.

Harold's throwing more shit at the wall than a group of unsupervised toddlers. Johnny's delusions have placed him in New Zealand, and there's more trolls than a fucking fairy tale. 

Although the kickings of yesterday have restored my faith that we can salvage something half decent... 

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Earl of Punkape

Earl of Punkape

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45 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said:

You, and your type, wouldn't be allowed in his office.

We have no estate agents at my club although several members are on the board of several property investment trusts.

Most of the morons on here probably have a cake tin under bed for their savings and to help their liquidity they scuttle along to the payday loan sharks...

lol.

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cuntspotter

cuntspotter

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2 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said:

We have no estate agents at my club although several members are on the board of several property investment trusts.

Most of the morons on here probably have a cake tin under bed for their savings and to help their liquidity they scuttle along to the payday loan sharks...

lol.

And why not ...I’ve got £63.78 and my Nan’s half sovereign ring in my nest egg. These things don’t jyst look after themselves.

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Eddie

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5 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said:

We have no estate agents at my club although several members are on the board of several property investment trusts.

Most of the morons on here probably have a cake tin under bed for their savings and to help their liquidity they scuttle along to the payday loan sharks...

lol.

Hush, grubby little man, polyester suits and skid marks is what you’re all about. 

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Cuntybaws

Cuntybaws

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25 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said:

We have no estate agents at my club although several members are on the board of several property investment trusts.

The average property trust is down 30% this year, and very few have shown any increase at all over the last five years. Only a total fucking mug would invest in them.

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Major Cunt

Major Cunt

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1 hour ago, Earl of Punkape said:

We have no estate agents at my club although several members are on the board of several property investment trusts.

Most of the morons on here probably have a cake tin under bed for their savings and to help their liquidity they scuttle along to the payday loan sharks...

lol.

Bullshit. The only club you're a member of is the 'Terence Higgins Trust', and the closest you've got to a golf course was a weekend break at Butlins. You're a flagrant turd burglar of incredibly poor breading who's teeth resemble a witch doctors necklace. 

Fucking Opus Dei wanker. 

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Earl of Punkape

Earl of Punkape

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43 minutes ago, Major Cunt said:

Bullshit. The only club you're a member of is the 'Terence Higgins Trust', and the closest you've got to a golf course was a weekend break at Butlins. You're a flagrant turd burglar of incredibly poor breading who's teeth resemble a witch doctors necklace. 

Fucking Opus Dei wanker. 

Breading?

No doubt an activity at your gay dogging 🐶 events....

lol.

Twat.

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Witheredscrote

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1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said:

Buy low, sell high. The first part is easy.

Forget this shit Bawsey. Have you seen the video that has gone viral titled 'I lost my son to Covid 19, but not how you think...'.  11+ minutes of excruciating, heart rending viewing. It almost reduced even me to tears, but then I thought 'hang on, they are Septics', and I started to laugh.   Is that wrong?

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camberwell gypsy

camberwell gypsy

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1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said:

Forget this shit Bawsey. Have you seen the video that has gone viral titled 'I lost my son to Covid 19, but not how you think...'.  11:42mins of excruciating, heart rending viewing. It almost reduced even me to tears, but then I thought 'hang on, they are Septics', and I started to laugh.   Is that wrong?

11 hours 42 minutes? Fucking hell that was a long one. I think Wagner's Ring Cycle was shorter. 

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White Cunt

White Cunt

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5 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said:

We have no estate agents at my club although several members are on the board of several property investment trusts.

Most of the morons on here probably have a cake tin under bed for their savings and to help their liquidity they scuttle along to the payday loan sharks...

lol.

As noted earlier, property trusts are circling the drain, before the final flush. Commercial is artificially supported, but is on its last legs, before the mudslide takes it down further. Banks, equity firms, trust funds, pension funds, local councils are shitting themselves as they are all hanging on to those imaginary “valuations” and pray profusely. Can you hear the water? That’s those investments going down the pan.

A biscuit tin filled with pounds sounds like a wise move.

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