Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted September 19, 2020 Report Share Posted September 19, 2020 18 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Interesting... How many have you shoved up your rectum ? None. What a strange and disturbing question. I am starting to understand why the other members make references to various depraved behaviours they imagine you getting up to... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 19, 2020 Report Share Posted September 19, 2020 1 hour ago, Weary&Disgusted said: They also keep other potential pest populations (certain caterpillars) under control and stop them from destroying whole plants, so they are a useful part of the British ecosystem. Inadvertently left my light on in the bathroom the other night with the window open. Walked in there and there must of been about 8 months flying around in there. I don't mean the little spazzy ones that you can't catch but those big cunts that look like they have separate heads. I was like Clarice Starling in Silence of the Lambs when she went into that cunts basement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 19, 2020 Author Report Share Posted September 19, 2020 10 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Inadvertently left my light on in the bathroom the other night with the window open. Walked in there and there must of been about 8 months flying around in there. I don't mean the little spazzy ones that you can't catch but those big cunts that look like they have separate heads. I was like Clarice Starling in Silence of the Lambs when she went into that cunts basement. eight months .. February to September? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 19, 2020 Report Share Posted September 19, 2020 1 hour ago, Dawn Chorus said: eight months .. February to September? What? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 19, 2020 Report Share Posted September 19, 2020 20 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: What? You put months, not moths. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 19, 2020 Report Share Posted September 19, 2020 4 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: You put months, not moths. Fucking predictor text Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 19, 2020 Report Share Posted September 19, 2020 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Inadvertently left my light on in the bathroom the other night with the window open. Walked in there and there must of been about 8 months flying around in there. I don't mean the little spazzy ones that you can't catch but those big cunts that look like they have separate heads. I was like Clarice Starling in Silence of the Lambs when she went into that cunts basement. A chap goes to the Doctor.... ”Doctor I think I’m a moth” The Doctor says why come to me when the Psychiatrist is next door? Chap says “ I saw your light was on” lol. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 19, 2020 Report Share Posted September 19, 2020 18 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: A chap goes to the Doctor.... ”Doctor I think I’m a moth” The Doctor says why come to me when the Psychiatrist is next door? Chap says “ I saw your light was on” lol. You astonishingly stupid fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 19, 2020 Report Share Posted September 19, 2020 What did moths bump into before Edison invented the light bulb? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 20, 2020 Report Share Posted September 20, 2020 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: What did moths bump into before Edison invented the light bulb? I thought moths were invented by moth er Theresa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted September 20, 2020 Report Share Posted September 20, 2020 8 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I thought moths were invented by moth er Theresa. No, but they do all originate from one place, the Moth erland Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 20, 2020 Report Share Posted September 20, 2020 17 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I thought moths were invented by moth er Theresa. Clothing for baby moths can be bought at Mothercare..... lol. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted September 20, 2020 Report Share Posted September 20, 2020 21 hours ago, Ape™️ said: You astonishingly stupid fucking cunt. If you had followed this up with a reference to Kafka I would agree with you. Even John Fowles would have done. As it is I can only pity you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted September 20, 2020 Report Share Posted September 20, 2020 4 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: If you had followed this up with a reference to Kafka I would agree with you. Even John Fowles would have done. As it is I can only pity you. Or a quote from Ovid's Metamorphoses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 20, 2020 Report Share Posted September 20, 2020 10 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: If you had followed this up with a reference to Kafka I would agree with you. Even John Fowles would have done. As it is I can only pity you. Looking at the amount of time you spend on here, making posts that virtually nobody gives a fuck about, I think it’s you that deserves pity. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 20, 2020 Report Share Posted September 20, 2020 3 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: Clothing for baby moths can be bought at Mothercare..... lol. Two caterpillars were in a garden when a moth flew over them. One said to the other "You wouldn't get me up on one of them fucking things". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 20, 2020 Report Share Posted September 20, 2020 13 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Looking at the amount of time you spend on here, making posts that virtually nobody gives a fuck about, I think it’s you that deserves pity. Have you been to your working man club today in your donkey jacket? lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 20, 2020 Report Share Posted September 20, 2020 1 hour ago, Ape™️ said: Looking at the amount of time you spend on here, making posts that virtually nobody gives a fuck about, I think it’s you that deserves pity. Are you buying the 'eccentric intellectual' routine? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 20, 2020 Report Share Posted September 20, 2020 23 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: A chap goes to the Doctor.... ”Doctor I think I’m a moth” The Doctor says why come to me when the Psychiatrist is next door? Chap says “ I saw your light was on” lol. When a joke is presented by somebody with breeding.........well my 'like' says it all. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted September 20, 2020 Report Share Posted September 20, 2020 23 hours ago, Ape™️ said: Looking at the amount of time you spend on here, making posts that virtually nobody gives a fuck about, I think it’s you that deserves pity. I've just checked his stats, Ape. 1264 posts since the 3rd of June. This surely has to be a CC record? @ChildeHarold we're looking for quality not quantity. You're actually fortunate that certain characters are on leave as they'd have you reaching for the Toilet Duck... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted September 20, 2020 Report Share Posted September 20, 2020 3 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: When a joke is presented by somebody with breeding.........well my 'like' says it all. lol. Your goose is cooked Withers, all of them. Nothing personal, I was on route to burn down the Sangatte camp, and discovered Sarkozy's been handing out lilos. I was actually glad to see Folkestone. You've got even more camel jockeys than us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted September 20, 2020 Report Share Posted September 20, 2020 On 19/09/2020 at 18:37, Weary&Disgusted said: Daddy long legs are disgusting to humans, but their larvae are useful for breaking down dead plants into soil, and they also serve as a food source for all sorts of animals higher up the food chain like bats, birds, fish and frogs. So they are like a mobile buffet for other animals. I spot you're a bit of a expert on horticultural matters. I'm making a mental note of this for later, as I predict cannabis will soon be regulated, and I intend to target the hipster all organic cunts. This time next year Weary.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 20, 2020 Report Share Posted September 20, 2020 More moths.... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted September 21, 2020 Report Share Posted September 21, 2020 7 hours ago, Major Cunt said: I spot you're a bit of a expert on horticultural matters. I'm making a mental note of this for later, as I predict cannabis will soon be regulated, and I intend to target the hipster all organic cunts. This time next year Weary.... And now its time for Chronic Gardeners Question Time, presented by Snoop Doggy Dog, Charlie Dimmock, Miley Cyrus and Alan Titchmarsh, all giggling like children and steadily working their way through a mountain of lion bars partially obscured by a thick haze of smoke, as they search for lost trowels and fall over bags of compost. Miley and Alan debate whether gnomes and earth elementals or feng shui help build up the best "growing vibes", while Snoop and Charlie discuss (and demonstrate), their favourite methods of fertilisation, making occasional use of a handy wheelbarrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 21, 2020 Report Share Posted September 21, 2020 14 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Are you buying the 'eccentric intellectual' routine? No, I’m fucking not. The cunt clearly isn’t wired up correctly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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