ChildeHarold Posted April 8, 2021 Report Share Posted April 8, 2021 On 08/04/2021 at 06:47, Cunty BigBollox said: Brigette Nielsen was great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 8, 2021 Report Share Posted April 8, 2021 On 08/04/2021 at 13:47, ChildeHarold said: Get your knitting needles round THAT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 8, 2021 Report Share Posted April 8, 2021 19 hours ago, ratcum said: You've never visited Rhyl have you CB? Is that a euphemism? Like being a friend of Dorothy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 8, 2021 Report Share Posted April 8, 2021 12 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Brigette Nielsen was great. I get her confused with Olga Kurkulina, who played Mother Russia in Kick Ass 2. She's more of a man than punkape will ever be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 8, 2021 Report Share Posted April 8, 2021 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: I get her confused with Olga Kurkulina, who played Mother Russia in Kick Ass 2. She's more of a man than punkape will ever be. It’s trans Dolpf Ludgren.. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted April 8, 2021 Report Share Posted April 8, 2021 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Is that a euphemism? Like being a friend of Dorothy? I haven't heard of that one CB. These fuckin log flumers are always coming up with new categories for the latest perversions amongst their ranks. Hanging's too good for them and some would get the horn from it anyway. James Bend the new 007 eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 8, 2021 Report Share Posted April 8, 2021 8 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: Looks like Errol Brown and Ainsley Harriot wearing hair nets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 8, 2021 Report Share Posted April 8, 2021 19 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Looks like Errol Brown and Ainsley Harriot wearing hair nets. I can see a slight run on that left hand tittie. Should I dive in before she starts pulling the thread? God knows how that little number copes in the water? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 9, 2021 Report Share Posted April 9, 2021 15 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: I can see a slight run on that left hand tittie. Should I dive in before she starts pulling the thread? God knows how that little number copes in the water? Billy Connolly has a few tales about having to wear knitted swimming trunks when he was a lad. You can Google them yourself, though, because I can't be arsed today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 9, 2021 Report Share Posted April 9, 2021 15 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Billy Connolly has a few tales about having to wear knitted swimming trunks when he was a lad. You can Google them yourself, though, because I can't be arsed today. In view of the day's news and the associations of Edinburgh and Sir Silky Billy I think I'll go and moo moo moo in the paddock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 9, 2021 Author Report Share Posted April 9, 2021 17 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: It’s trans Dolpf Ludgren.. lol. Can you give us any words of comfort regarding the death of Prince Philip? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 9, 2021 Report Share Posted April 9, 2021 47 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Billy Connolly has a few tales about having to wear knitted swimming trunks when he was a lad. You can Google them yourself, though, because I can't be arsed today. "knitted from barbed wire and camels pubic hair" if I remember correctly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 9, 2021 Report Share Posted April 9, 2021 1 hour ago, Dawn Chorus said: Can you give us any words of comfort regarding the death of Prince Philip? Mohamed Al-Fayed would have been pleased. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted April 9, 2021 Report Share Posted April 9, 2021 2 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: Can you give us any words of comfort regarding the death of Prince Philip? I guess that ends the witch-hunt for who made the 'off colour' remark about the Markle kiddie. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 9, 2021 Report Share Posted April 9, 2021 2 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: Can you give us any words of comfort regarding the death of Prince Philip? One of the Duke's final requests was for two of his trusted personal security detail to be sent on an all expenses paid holiday to California. The two former SAS operatives, known only by their call-signs, 'Reaper' and 'Dark Angel' will deliver a special message from the Duke to Harry and Meghan when they arrive in Los Angeles. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 9, 2021 Report Share Posted April 9, 2021 50 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: One of the Duke's final requests was for two of his trusted personal security detail to be sent on an all expenses paid holiday to California. The two former SAS operatives, known only by their call-signs, 'Reaper' and 'Dark Angel' will deliver a special message from the Duke to Harry and Meghan when they arrive in Los Angeles. It would be cheaper and easier to get Tiger Woods to drive them to their follow up interview with Oprah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 9, 2021 Author Report Share Posted April 9, 2021 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: It would be cheaper and easier to get Tiger Woods to drive them to their follow up interview with Oprah. I was thinking more of Piers Morgan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 9, 2021 Author Report Share Posted April 9, 2021 4 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: Mohamed Al-Fayed would have been pleased. I suppose that you now in you Range Rover on your way to Windsor Castle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 9, 2021 Report Share Posted April 9, 2021 1 hour ago, Dawn Chorus said: I suppose that you now in you Range Rover on your way to Windsor Castle. Not now the funeral has been reduced to 30 only... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 9, 2021 Author Report Share Posted April 9, 2021 1 minute ago, Earl of Punkape said: Not now the funeral has been reduced to 30 only... I thought that you would be number two. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted April 9, 2021 Report Share Posted April 9, 2021 12 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Not now the funeral has been reduced to 30 only... Such a shame that the pandemic will prevent you sucking the corpse's cock one last time. Difficult times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 9, 2021 Report Share Posted April 9, 2021 1 hour ago, Dawn Chorus said: I suppose that you now in you Range Rover on your way to Windsor Castle. They won't want another poof at the Castle. Prince Edward will be there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 9, 2021 Report Share Posted April 9, 2021 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: They won't want another poof at the Castle. Prince Edward will be there. Edward ain’t not bender, Andrew however, is a filthy underage fucking slime ball creep of a fat cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 9, 2021 Report Share Posted April 9, 2021 2 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Edward ain’t not bender, It’s a Royal cock out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 9, 2021 Report Share Posted April 9, 2021 3 minutes ago, King Billy said: It’s a Royal cock out. That’s probably what Andrew guffawed when his pathetic pecker was getting a rub and a tug at Epstein’s exclusive resort I want to see the fat filthy pig over the fucking hot coals Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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