Ape™️ Posted September 24, 2020 Report Share Posted September 24, 2020 No, I’m not having a go at placing online bets on actual sporting events, it’s the virtual casinos that I find horrifying. Who, in their right mind, would risk their hard earned cash on some imaginary roulette wheel or card table? I’m staggered that there’s even a market for this absurd activity. Perhaps I’m behind the times, but in my opinion only a massive cunt would engage in such an activity. Foxy Casino for you tonight, @Earl of Punkape? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 24, 2020 Report Share Posted September 24, 2020 1 minute ago, Ape™️ said: No, I’m not having a go at placing online bets on actual sporting events, it’s the virtual casinos that I find horrifying. Who, in their right mind, would risk their hard earned cash on some imaginary roulette wheel or card table? I’m staggered that there’s even a market for this absurd activity. Perhaps I’m behind the times, but in my opinion only a massive cunt would engage in such an activity. Foxy Casino for you tonight, @Earl of Punkape? I only ever bet upon infrequent visits to the Turf or the Grand National when a golf club servant puts bets on for members. Only a complete cretin would do a nomination on this absurd topic. Although festooned with total twats on this site few would so abysmally cretinous to divest themselves with online gambling.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 24, 2020 Report Share Posted September 24, 2020 6 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Although festooned with total twats on this site few would so abysmally cretinous to divest themselves with online gambling.... Are you willing to bet on that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 24, 2020 Report Share Posted September 24, 2020 1 minute ago, Dawn Chorus said: Are you willing to bet on that? I refer you to the first paragraph of my previous post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 24, 2020 Report Share Posted September 24, 2020 3 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: I refer you to the first paragraph of my previous post. So you are game for a bet! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 24, 2020 Report Share Posted September 24, 2020 21 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: Are you willing to bet on that? You betcha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted September 26, 2020 Report Share Posted September 26, 2020 Ray "Sexy Beast" Winstone will be paying you a visit later on tonight, possibly with a message from Teddy . Start tooling up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted September 26, 2020 Report Share Posted September 26, 2020 It does throw up characters. Silkie on RPGTV is/was sublime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted September 26, 2020 Report Share Posted September 26, 2020 On 24/09/2020 at 23:46, Ape™️ said: No, I’m not having a go at placing online bets on actual sporting events, it’s the virtual casinos that I find horrifying. Who, in their right mind, would risk their hard earned cash on some imaginary roulette wheel or card table? I’m staggered that there’s even a market for this absurd activity. Perhaps I’m behind the times, but in my opinion only a massive cunt would engage in such an activity. Foxy Casino for you tonight, @Earl of Punkape? Its downright fucking evil. I'm not a gambler, but I've seen plenty of addicts, and they are generally in a pretty bad state. I probably sound like a puritan fanatic here, but I reckon it should be banned, it exploits people. Horrible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted September 27, 2020 Report Share Posted September 27, 2020 Putting your money in the bank is a bit of a gamble - hoping you don't pick the one that's about to drop its rate from 0.75% to 0.01%. Fucking cunts, why isn't my mortgage rate dropping like this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted September 28, 2020 Report Share Posted September 28, 2020 Who is taking bets on whether this country is bankrupt with a currency/balance of payments crisis by February 2021? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted September 28, 2020 Report Share Posted September 28, 2020 57 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Who is taking bets on whether this country is bankrupt with a currency/balance of payments crisis by February 2021? I wager you three likes Britain will be busy again by then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted September 28, 2020 Report Share Posted September 28, 2020 2 minutes ago, Weary&Disgusted said: I wager you three likes Britain will be busy again by then Busy fucking around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted September 28, 2020 Report Share Posted September 28, 2020 On 24/09/2020 at 23:55, Earl of Punkape said: I only ever bet upon infrequent visits to the Turf or the Grand National when a golf club servant puts bets on for members. Only a complete cretin would do a nomination on this absurd topic. Although festooned with total twats on this site few would so abysmally cretinous to divest themselves with online gambling.... Divest? Confesssions of a Betfred bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 28, 2020 Report Share Posted September 28, 2020 2 minutes ago, Weary&Disgusted said: I wager you three likes Britain will be busy again by then Yes, when everyone has lost their jobs and the business owners forced to sell their assets to the government for a pittance, the storm troopers will be rounding us all up at gunpoint to work the fields and factories for a wage of basic food and water. And the Trump's, Gates's and Branson's will all be laughing because they own the planet and the slaves that shuffle around on it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 28, 2020 Report Share Posted September 28, 2020 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Yes, when everyone has lost their jobs and the business owners forced to sell their assets to the government for a pittance, the storm troopers will be rounding us all up at gunpoint to work the fields and factories for a wage of basic food and water. And the Trump's, Gates's and Branson's will all be laughing because they own the planet and the slaves that shuffle around on it. Fucks sake Eric. Don’t start a panic. Withers has already retreated into the cavity wall with a dozen croissants and a big jar of escargot from Carrefour. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 28, 2020 Report Share Posted September 28, 2020 27 minutes ago, King Billy said: Fucks sake Eric. Don’t start a panic. Withers has already retreated into the cavity wall with a dozen croissants and a big jar of escargot from Carrefour. He'll shove them all up his arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 28, 2020 Report Share Posted September 28, 2020 30 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: He'll shove them all up his arse. You would willingly help... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 28, 2020 Report Share Posted September 28, 2020 48 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: You would willingly help... Wash your mouth out with soap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted September 28, 2020 Report Share Posted September 28, 2020 On 26/09/2020 at 21:58, ChildeHarold said: Ray "Sexy Beast" Winstone will be paying you a visit later on tonight, possibly with a message from Teddy . Start tooling up https://youtu.be/TRJzAp4_-uc Fuck me, you can't even post a YouTube vid the old way! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 28, 2020 Report Share Posted September 28, 2020 2 hours ago, Weary&Disgusted said: I wager you three likes Britain will be busy again by then Busy social distancing and wearing their masks. Busy being a bunch of compliant pathetic sheep in other words. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 28, 2020 Report Share Posted September 28, 2020 24 minutes ago, King Billy said: Busy social distancing and wearing their masks. Busy being a bunch of compliant pathetic sheep in other words. Five years on.... The sheep/slaves will return to their electronically surveilled single-room dwelling space, after a 12 hour shift in the fields or munitions plant. They will prepare and eat the potato and apple that they received in payment. They will then switch on the television screen to watch the government propaganda message for today. They will then sleep on the single mattress (social distance and isolation are merely population growth control. All breeding in the future will be selective and controlled by gov't) In the morning, big brother will wake them via the speaker mounted on the wall next to camera 3. And repeat until death. Procreation, verbal communication and social contact will all be prohibited (sounding familiar yet?) Sounds insane, but if you really step back and look at what's happening now... we're already halfway there. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 29, 2020 Report Share Posted September 29, 2020 51 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Five years on.... The sheep/slaves will return to their electronically surveilled single-room dwelling space, after a 12 hour shift in the fields or munitions plant. They will prepare and eat the potato and apple that they received in payment. They will then switch on the television screen to watch the government propaganda message for today. They will then sleep on the single mattress (social distance and isolation are merely population growth control. All breeding in the future will be selective and controlled by gov't) In the morning, big brother will wake them via the speaker mounted on the wall next to camera 3. And repeat until death. Procreation, verbal communication and social contact will all be prohibited (sounding familiar yet?) Sounds insane, but if you really step back and look at what's happening now... we're already halfway there. The British public have been brainwashed for centuries. Why do you think millions of the sheeple think the thieving fuckers at Buck House are so great? Here's a family with hundreds of years of blood on their hands and yet on the queens birthday or when one of the fuckers gets married, they camp out for days and wave little plastic Union flags like fucking retards when the royal coach goes past? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 29, 2020 Author Report Share Posted September 29, 2020 1 hour ago, JohnnySaucePants said: Not a bad thing at all then, as long as they prevent cunts such as yourself from breeding. Although on second thoughts, your consistent bumming of ape wont produce offspring. This is the kind of post that highlights just what a thick, vacuous, rattled wanker you are. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 29, 2020 Author Report Share Posted September 29, 2020 7 minutes ago, JohnnySaucePants said: Correct. I know your type too. Spotted on the odd visit to blighty. The chav wanker type in an old rust bucket that parks in a disabled parking spot, to get as close as possible to the cash point. Hopping out to draw the last couple of quid to buy a can of stella. You filthy little cash point cripple. Get back in your hole. 🙂 So you admit to being a thick, vacuous, rattled wanker then. Glad we’re in agreement. I’m sure this confession will come as no great surprise to anyone on here, or indeed anyone that has the misfortune of knowing you in real life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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