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No, I’m not having a go at placing online bets on actual sporting events, it’s the virtual casinos that I find horrifying. Who, in their right mind, would risk their hard earned cash on some imaginary roulette wheel or card table? I’m staggered that there’s even a market for this absurd activity. Perhaps I’m behind the times, but in my opinion only a massive cunt would engage in such an activity. Foxy Casino for you tonight, @Earl of Punkape?

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1 minute ago, Ape™️ said:

No, I’m not having a go at placing online bets on actual sporting events, it’s the virtual casinos that I find horrifying. Who, in their right mind, would risk their hard earned cash on some imaginary roulette wheel or card table? I’m staggered that there’s even a market for this absurd activity. Perhaps I’m behind the times, but in my opinion only a massive cunt would engage in such an activity. Foxy Casino for you tonight, @Earl of Punkape?

I only ever bet upon infrequent visits to the Turf or the Grand National when a golf club servant puts bets on for members.

Only a complete cretin would do a nomination on this absurd topic.

Although festooned with total twats on this site few would so abysmally cretinous to divest themselves with online gambling....

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On 24/09/2020 at 23:46, Ape™️ said:

No, I’m not having a go at placing online bets on actual sporting events, it’s the virtual casinos that I find horrifying. Who, in their right mind, would risk their hard earned cash on some imaginary roulette wheel or card table? I’m staggered that there’s even a market for this absurd activity. Perhaps I’m behind the times, but in my opinion only a massive cunt would engage in such an activity. Foxy Casino for you tonight, @Earl of Punkape?

Its downright fucking evil.  I'm not a gambler, but I've seen plenty of addicts, and they are generally in a pretty bad state.  I probably sound like a puritan fanatic here, but I reckon it should be banned, it exploits people.  Horrible.  

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On 24/09/2020 at 23:55, Earl of Punkape said:

I only ever bet upon infrequent visits to the Turf or the Grand National when a golf club servant puts bets on for members.

Only a complete cretin would do a nomination on this absurd topic.

Although festooned with total twats on this site few would so abysmally cretinous to divest themselves with online gambling....

Divest? Confesssions of a Betfred bastard. 

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2 minutes ago, Weary&Disgusted said:

I wager you three likes Britain will be busy again by then

Yes, when everyone has lost their jobs and the business owners forced to sell their assets to the government for a pittance, the storm troopers will be rounding us all up at gunpoint to work the fields and factories for a wage of basic food and water. And the Trump's, Gates's and Branson's will all be laughing because they own the planet and the slaves that shuffle around on it.

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5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Yes, when everyone has lost their jobs and the business owners forced to sell their assets to the government for a pittance, the storm troopers will be rounding us all up at gunpoint to work the fields and factories for a wage of basic food and water. And the Trump's, Gates's and Branson's will all be laughing because they own the planet and the slaves that shuffle around on it.

Fucks sake Eric. Don’t start a panic. Withers has already retreated into the cavity wall with a dozen croissants and a big jar of escargot from Carrefour. 

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27 minutes ago, King Billy said:

Fucks sake Eric. Don’t start a panic. Withers has already retreated into the cavity wall with a dozen croissants and a big jar of escargot from Carrefour. 

He'll shove them all up his arse.

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2 hours ago, Weary&Disgusted said:

I wager you three likes Britain will be busy again by then

Busy social distancing and wearing their masks. Busy being a bunch of compliant pathetic sheep in other words.

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24 minutes ago, King Billy said:

Busy social distancing and wearing their masks. Busy being a bunch of compliant pathetic sheep in other words.

Five years on....

The sheep/slaves will return to their electronically surveilled single-room dwelling space, after a 12 hour shift in the fields or munitions plant. They will prepare and eat the potato and apple that they received in payment. They will then switch on the television screen to watch the government propaganda message for today. They will then sleep on the single mattress (social distance and isolation are merely population growth control. All breeding in the future will be selective and controlled by gov't) 

In the morning, big brother will wake them via the speaker mounted on the wall next to camera 3. And repeat until death. Procreation, verbal communication and social contact will all be prohibited (sounding familiar yet?)

 

Sounds insane, but if you really step back and look at what's happening now... we're already halfway there.

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51 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Five years on....

The sheep/slaves will return to their electronically surveilled single-room dwelling space, after a 12 hour shift in the fields or munitions plant. They will prepare and eat the potato and apple that they received in payment. They will then switch on the television screen to watch the government propaganda message for today. They will then sleep on the single mattress (social distance and isolation are merely population growth control. All breeding in the future will be selective and controlled by gov't) 

In the morning, big brother will wake them via the speaker mounted on the wall next to camera 3. And repeat until death. Procreation, verbal communication and social contact will all be prohibited (sounding familiar yet?)

 

Sounds insane, but if you really step back and look at what's happening now... we're already halfway there.

The British public have been brainwashed for centuries. Why do you think millions of the sheeple think the thieving fuckers at Buck House are so great? Here's a family with hundreds of years of blood on their hands and yet on the queens birthday or when one of the fuckers gets married, they camp out for days and wave little plastic Union flags like fucking retards when the royal coach goes past? 

 

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3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Five years on... All breeding in the future will be selective and controlled by gov't)

Not a bad thing at all then, as long as they prevent cunts such as yourself from breeding. Although on second thoughts, your consistent bumming of ape wont produce offspring.  

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1 hour ago, JohnnySaucePants said:

Not a bad thing at all then, as long as they prevent cunts such as yourself from breeding. Although on second thoughts, your consistent bumming of ape wont produce offspring.  

This is the kind of post that highlights just what a thick, vacuous, rattled wanker you are. 

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