Guest Bunty the Cunty Posted September 27, 2020 Report Share Posted September 27, 2020 Nuff said 🐠 https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/tv/britains-talent-fans-predict-ofcom-19004661 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 27, 2020 Report Share Posted September 27, 2020 6 minutes ago, Bunty the Cunty said: Nuff said 🐠 https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/tv/britains-talent-fans-predict-ofcom-19004661 I'm sure as well as being an uber cunt, she also possesses an uber cunt. Likely resembling a ripped out fireplace garnished with a spatchcocked badger. I probably would discharge my yoghurt rifle up it though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted September 27, 2020 Report Share Posted September 27, 2020 16 minutes ago, Bunty the Cunty said: Nuff said 🐠 https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/tv/britains-talent-fans-predict-ofcom-19004661 So why is this Amanda person in your bad books then ? Seems like a lovely young lady to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bunty the Cunty Posted September 27, 2020 Report Share Posted September 27, 2020 Just now, Weary&Disgusted said: So why is this Amanda person in your bad books then ? Seems like a lovely young lady to me. I don't like her cos she's disingenuous 🐠 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 27, 2020 Report Share Posted September 27, 2020 1 hour ago, Bunty the Cunty said: Nuff said 🐠 https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/tv/britains-talent-fans-predict-ofcom-19004661 Try padding out you nomination a bit you lazy twat. An introduction,some prose and some imaginative verbal castigation as a bare minimum. You offer fuck nothing you slovenly sod. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted September 27, 2020 Report Share Posted September 27, 2020 1 hour ago, Bunty the Cunty said: I don't like her cos she's disingenuous 🐠 I have no idea why I'm defending her really, but she always seems quite up front and honest to me. She's a show person and a caberet performer, but she doesn't try to pretend to be anything else. What has she done (or said) to incur your wrath Bunty ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted September 27, 2020 Report Share Posted September 27, 2020 I'd probably flip old Amanda over and hammer her up the dung-hatch to be honest. I'm sure her cervix, while possibly still being serviceable (and more than accommodating) will almost certainly be leaking a constant flow of Thrush with the consistency of Dairylea years after the irretrievably unfunny Les Dennis cunt slung his flaccid lady-finger up there. Naturally, as a gentleman, I would take the precaution of applying a builder's rubble bag over her head and secure it in place with a couple of zip-ties around her throat for that Michael Hutchence experience. Albert de Salvo was a cunt. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 28, 2020 Report Share Posted September 28, 2020 5 hours ago, Bunty the Cunty said: Nuff said 🐠 https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/tv/britains-talent-fans-predict-ofcom-19004661 She's a typical "Look at me look at me" publicity whore. Shes supposed to be a judge on a talent contest (ironic because she has fuck all talent herself) but wears outfits that detract from what she's supposed to be there for. Same goes for Sinitta, who looks like John Barnes in a wig, and Nicole Slazenger (or whatever her fucking name is). 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted September 28, 2020 Report Share Posted September 28, 2020 5 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: She's a typical "Look at me look at me" publicity whore. Shes supposed to be a judge on a talent contest (ironic because she has fuck all talent herself) but wears outfits that detract from what she's supposed to be there for. Same goes for Sinitta, who looks like John Barnes in a wig, and Nicole Slazenger (or whatever her fucking name is). She's not really there to judge a talent contest (and neither are the others) the whole thing is designed to get the mouth-breathers to absorb the commercial messages and keep the half-wits happy; confected "controversy" is just part of the game. Showing a bit of tit will do no harm to her fading career, it will keep her name in the papers and the notoriety might get her another couple of gigs before gravity inevitably wins and it all goes south. The botox/facelift strategy seems to have a limited benefit after the third or fourth cycle, the desperation is starting to show. There's something quite satisfying in the desperation of a talentless bint who's relied on nothing more that looks to manipulate those around her when she starts to realise that it won't last (cf Jordan, Samantha Fox, Claudia Winkleman et al). 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted September 28, 2020 Report Share Posted September 28, 2020 Its inevitable that as a woman approaches her twilight years and their sex appeal is long forgotten that the mamories will sink quicker than the memories of when they would attract the attention of any shitty game-show host with a gurn and a wink. In short, as the tits descend faster than shares in Enron, so does the dress line. Ask Dawn or Gypps if you don't believe me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 28, 2020 Report Share Posted September 28, 2020 12 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Its inevitable that as a woman approaches her twilight years and their sex appeal is long forgotten that the mamories will sink quicker than the memories of when they would attract the attention of any shitty game-show host with a gurn and a wink. In short, as the tits descend faster than shares in Enron, so does the dress line. Ask Dawn or Gypps if you don't believe me. Bastard. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted September 28, 2020 Report Share Posted September 28, 2020 7 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: She's a typical "Look at me look at me" publicity whore. Shes supposed to be a judge on a talent contest (ironic because she has fuck all talent herself) but wears outfits that detract from what she's supposed to be there for. Same goes for Sinitta, who looks like John Barnes in a wig, and Nicole Slazenger (or whatever her fucking name is). Sinitta.... John Barnes in a wig. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted September 28, 2020 Report Share Posted September 28, 2020 9 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: She's a typical "Look at me look at me" publicity whore. Shes supposed to be a judge on a talent contest (ironic because she has fuck all talent herself) but wears outfits that detract from what she's supposed to be there for. Same goes for Sinitta, who looks like John Barnes in a wig, and Nicole Slazenger (or whatever her fucking name is). There's so little of the original left and the new bits will start falling apart before too long so hopefully she'll get fucked off for good.Publicity whore describes her to a tee.Rubber lipped cum bucket. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 28, 2020 Report Share Posted September 28, 2020 2 hours ago, Neil said: There's so little of the original left and the new bits will start falling apart before too long so hopefully she'll get fucked off for good.Publicity whore describes her to a tee.Rubber lipped cum bucket. Says the man who would fuck a pig in the back of a van, if he could catch one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 28, 2020 Report Share Posted September 28, 2020 4 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Its inevitable that as a woman approaches her twilight years and their sex appeal is long forgotten that the mamories will sink quicker than the memories of when they would attract the attention of any shitty game-show host with a gurn and a wink. In short, as the tits descend faster than shares in Enron, so does the dress line. Ask Dawn or Gypps if you don't believe me. Cunt 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 28, 2020 Report Share Posted September 28, 2020 12 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Cunt Cut him some slack. Poor old Droopy, stuck in a wheelchair, and at eye level with Pen's bollocks hanging from a crusty gusset. No wonder he's bitter. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 28, 2020 Report Share Posted September 28, 2020 50 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Cut him some slack. Poor old Droopy, stuck in a wheelchair, and at eye level with Pen's bollocks hanging from a crusty gusset. No wonder he's bitter. Tosspot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted September 28, 2020 Report Share Posted September 28, 2020 2 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Says the man who would fuck a pig in the back of a van, if he could catch one. I didn't say I wouldn't fuck it now did I,I'd have to bag it first,those chops would induce an intant droop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted September 28, 2020 Report Share Posted September 28, 2020 They probably offered the slag a couple of grand extra in her pay packet to do a flash, that tired old formula of a tv variety show needs all the publicity it can get. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 28, 2020 Report Share Posted September 28, 2020 21 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: and Nicole Slazenger (or whatever her fucking name is). “Dontcha wish your girlfriend was a dog like me? Dontcha?” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 28, 2020 Report Share Posted September 28, 2020 5 minutes ago, King Billy said: “Dontcha wish your girlfriend was a dog like me? Dontcha?” Was she in that group? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 28, 2020 Report Share Posted September 28, 2020 30 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Was she in that group? Pussycunt Dolls. Yeah. Fucking crap but ok for late night gentlemans exercise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 28, 2020 Report Share Posted September 28, 2020 43 minutes ago, King Billy said: Pussycunt Dolls. Yeah. Fucking crap but ok for late night gentlemans exercise. Ashley Roberts was the nicest one. Slerpinger is a fucking shitcunt and should fuck right off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 29, 2020 Report Share Posted September 29, 2020 On 27/09/2020 at 20:08, Bunty the Cunty said: Nuff said 🐠 https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/tv/britains-talent-fans-predict-ofcom-19004661 Repeat Bollocks....... Amanda Holden, what's she for? amanda holden knickers no talent By Joker,October 27, 2017 in The Corner Share Follow2 Reply to this topic Start new topic 1 2 3 4 NEXT Page 1 of 4 Joker Epic Cunt Members 379 1,490 posts Posted October 27, 2017 Did you notice Amanda Holden's gaffe on This Morning? She was actually wearing knickers, for a change! Quote Decimus Norfolk'n'good Members 7,756 9,278 posts LocationA fine city Posted October 27, 2017 This is how it's done, you fucking slag. Quote Witheredscrote Unequivocal Cunt Members 935 5,939 posts LocationUnder Roops bed wanking. Posted October 27, 2017 On 27/10/2017 at 15:21, Decimus said: This is how it's done, you fucking slag. Expand I moved house today Decs, what do you think of that? Quote Bill Stickers TOP DOG Members 3,597 5,998 posts Posted October 27, 2017 On 27/10/2017 at 15:29, Witheredscrote said: I moved house today Decs, what do you think of that? I imagine you to be a real life Alan Partridge, but more budget. Moving around from YMCA to YMCA, dreaming of being able to afford one night at an Ibis. Decimus and Wolfie 2 Quote Decimus Norfolk'n'good Members 7,756 9,278 posts LocationA fine city Posted October 27, 2017 On 27/10/2017 at 15:29, Witheredscrote said: I moved house today Decs, what do you think of that? As long as it's still on the other side of the fucking channel I'm just peachy with it. Quote Decimus Norfolk'n'good Members 7,756 9,278 posts LocationA fine city Posted October 27, 2017 On 27/10/2017 at 15:54, William T.D. Stickers said: I imagine you to be a real life Alan Partridge, but more budget. Moving around from YMCA to YMCA, dreaming of being able to afford one night at an Ibis. I picture him more like some sort of terrifyingly decrepit prowler. Shuffling through the bocage in his hospital gown, sagging arse exposed to the wind, slowly dragging along his hospital drip. Sniffing into the wind in the desperate hope that he'll catch the scent of an unsupervised avian treat, endlessly being chased from one chicken coop to the next with his shrivelled maggot covered in blood, feathers and beak wounds. Witheredscrote 1 Quote Wizardsleeve Slithering, Despicable Cunt Members 2,719 8,831 posts Posted October 27, 2017 On 27/10/2017 at 14:47, r-soles said: Did you notice Amanda Holden's gaffe on This Morning? She was actually wearing knickers, for a change! Expand I hadn't noticed the gaffe. The GASH, on the other hand...duly noted! Wolfie 1 Quote Get fucked Roops. You've destroyed this site with your personal agenda of forced acceptance. Guest Couldn't give a shit Guests Posted October 27, 2017 (edited) I loathe this attention seeking slag with a passion. Deleted. I hope she goes on holiday to Mexico and gets chopped up by one of the cartels. Edited October 27, 2017 by Couldn't give a shit Derogatory reference to children. Quote Stubby Pecker Unequivocal Cunt Members 3,193 8,008 posts LocationLooking For Eddie Posted October 27, 2017 It's a very strange situation indeed. On one hand Holden just the kind of dumb slag most dirty fuckers would love to chuck their muck on, and over the years she's obviously been dowsed in the stuff from dozens of ball sacks. However, there's something about her that men hate; the stupidity, the pointless nudity-she's on a family show ffs. Just do a nasty porno and complete your transformation from talentless wannabe to talentless whore, but keep up the Botox Major Cunt 1 Quote Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted September 29, 2020 Report Share Posted September 29, 2020 I beieve she’s going to have to admit defeat and buy a beach sarong before she turns the entire audience gay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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