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6 minutes ago, Bunty the Cunty said:

I'm sure as well as being an uber cunt, she also possesses an uber cunt. Likely resembling a ripped out fireplace garnished with a spatchcocked badger.

I probably would discharge my yoghurt rifle up it though.

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Just now, Weary&Disgusted said:

So why is this Amanda person in your bad books then ?  Seems like a lovely young lady to me.  

I don't like her cos she's disingenuous 🐠

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1 hour ago, Bunty the Cunty said:

Try padding out you nomination a bit you lazy twat.

An introduction,some prose and some imaginative verbal castigation as a bare minimum.

You offer fuck nothing you slovenly sod.

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1 hour ago, Bunty the Cunty said:

I don't like her cos she's disingenuous 🐠

I have no idea why I'm defending her really, but she always seems quite up front and honest to me.  She's a show person and a caberet performer, but she doesn't try to pretend to be anything else.  

What has she done (or said) to incur your wrath Bunty ?

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I'd probably flip old Amanda over and hammer her up the dung-hatch to be honest. I'm sure her cervix, while possibly still being serviceable (and more than accommodating) will almost certainly be leaking a constant flow of Thrush with the consistency of Dairylea years after the irretrievably unfunny Les Dennis cunt slung his flaccid lady-finger up there.

Naturally, as a gentleman, I would take the precaution of applying a builder's rubble bag over her head and secure it in place with a couple of zip-ties around her throat for that Michael Hutchence experience.

 

Albert de Salvo was a cunt.

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5 hours ago, Bunty the Cunty said:

She's a typical "Look at me look at me" publicity whore. Shes supposed to be a judge on a talent contest (ironic because she has fuck all talent herself) but wears outfits that detract from what she's supposed to be there for. Same goes for Sinitta, who looks like John Barnes in a wig, and Nicole Slazenger (or whatever her fucking name is). 

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5 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

She's a typical "Look at me look at me" publicity whore. Shes supposed to be a judge on a talent contest (ironic because she has fuck all talent herself) but wears outfits that detract from what she's supposed to be there for. Same goes for Sinitta, who looks like John Barnes in a wig, and Nicole Slazenger (or whatever her fucking name is). 

She's not really there to judge a talent contest (and neither are the others) the whole thing is designed to get the mouth-breathers to absorb the commercial messages and keep the half-wits happy; confected "controversy" is just part of the game. Showing a bit of tit will do no harm to her fading career, it will keep her name in the papers and the notoriety might get her another couple of gigs before gravity inevitably wins and it all goes south. The botox/facelift strategy seems to have a limited benefit after the third or fourth cycle, the desperation is starting to show.

There's something quite satisfying in the desperation of a talentless bint who's relied on nothing more that looks to manipulate those around her when she starts to realise that it won't last (cf Jordan, Samantha Fox, Claudia Winkleman et al).

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Its inevitable that as a woman approaches her twilight years and their sex appeal is long forgotten that the mamories will sink quicker than the memories of when they would attract the attention of any shitty game-show host with a gurn and a wink. In short, as the tits descend faster than shares in Enron, so does the dress line. Ask Dawn or Gypps if you don't believe me.

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12 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

Its inevitable that as a woman approaches her twilight years and their sex appeal is long forgotten that the mamories will sink quicker than the memories of when they would attract the attention of any shitty game-show host with a gurn and a wink. In short, as the tits descend faster than shares in Enron, so does the dress line. Ask Dawn or Gypps if you don't believe me.

Bastard.

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7 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

She's a typical "Look at me look at me" publicity whore. Shes supposed to be a judge on a talent contest (ironic because she has fuck all talent herself) but wears outfits that detract from what she's supposed to be there for. Same goes for Sinitta, who looks like John Barnes in a wig, and Nicole Slazenger (or whatever her fucking name is). 

Sinitta.... John Barnes in a wig.

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9 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

She's a typical "Look at me look at me" publicity whore. Shes supposed to be a judge on a talent contest (ironic because she has fuck all talent herself) but wears outfits that detract from what she's supposed to be there for. Same goes for Sinitta, who looks like John Barnes in a wig, and Nicole Slazenger (or whatever her fucking name is). 

There's so little of the original left and the new bits will start falling apart before too long so hopefully she'll get fucked off for good.Publicity whore describes her to a tee.Rubber lipped cum bucket.

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4 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

Its inevitable that as a woman approaches her twilight years and their sex appeal is long forgotten that the mamories will sink quicker than the memories of when they would attract the attention of any shitty game-show host with a gurn and a wink. In short, as the tits descend faster than shares in Enron, so does the dress line. Ask Dawn or Gypps if you don't believe me.

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On 27/09/2020 at 20:08, Bunty the Cunty said:

Repeat Bollocks.......

Amanda Holden, what's she for?


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Did you notice Amanda Holden's gaffe on This Morning?

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She was actually wearing knickers, for a change!

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This is how it's done, you fucking slag.

 

 

 

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  On 27/10/2017 at 15:21, Decimus said:

This is how it's done, you fucking slag.

 

 

 

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I moved house today Decs, what   do you think of that?

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  On 27/10/2017 at 15:29, Witheredscrote said:

I moved house today Decs, what   do you think of that?

I imagine you to be a real life Alan Partridge, but more budget. Moving around from YMCA to YMCA, dreaming of being able to afford one night at an Ibis. 

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  On 27/10/2017 at 15:29, Witheredscrote said:

I moved house today Decs, what   do you think of that?

As long as it's still on the other side of the fucking channel I'm just peachy with it.

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  On 27/10/2017 at 15:54, William T.D. Stickers said:

I imagine you to be a real life Alan Partridge, but more budget. Moving around from YMCA to YMCA, dreaming of being able to afford one night at an Ibis. 

I picture him more like some sort of terrifyingly decrepit prowler.

Shuffling through the bocage in his hospital gown, sagging arse exposed to the wind, slowly dragging along his hospital drip.

Sniffing into the wind in the desperate hope that he'll catch the scent of an unsupervised avian treat, endlessly being chased from one chicken coop to the next with his shrivelled maggot covered in blood, feathers and beak wounds.

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  On 27/10/2017 at 14:47, r-soles said:

Did you notice Amanda Holden's gaffe on This Morning?

aa4e0564fa9dc419f086ad15918fdd62--amanda

She was actually wearing knickers, for a change!

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I hadn't noticed the gaffe.  The GASH, on the other hand...duly noted!  

 

Get fucked Roops.  You've destroyed this site with your personal agenda of forced acceptance.  

 

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I loathe this attention seeking slag with a passion. Deleted. I hope she goes on holiday to Mexico and gets chopped up by one of the cartels.

Edited October 27, 2017 by Couldn't give a shit
Derogatory reference to children.
 

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It's a very strange situation indeed. On one hand Holden just the kind of dumb slag most dirty fuckers would love to chuck their muck on, and over the years she's obviously been dowsed in the stuff from dozens of ball sacks. However, there's something about her that men hate; the stupidity, the pointless nudity-she's on a family show ffs. Just do a nasty porno and complete your transformation from talentless wannabe to talentless whore, but keep up the Botox 

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