Eric Cuntman Posted October 12, 2020 Report Share Posted October 12, 2020 2 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: That's quite a sweeping statement, Eric. I know fuck all about farmers, but Tony Martin's a legend in my book. He should have aimed for the head though, that's my only criticism. He's still a pervert. He only shot those gypsies so he could bum them. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted October 12, 2020 Report Share Posted October 12, 2020 7 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: He probably just knows some "Young Farmers". I'd cheerfully drown those cunts in a sack myself. I mark you right on that. Most are not "farmers" though. They're mostly children of nouveau riche wankers recently moved to the countryside. Kill them all! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted October 12, 2020 Report Share Posted October 12, 2020 You sometimes get wildcats up in Scotland which are big enough to present a threat to Spring lambs, but any leopards and panthers would have to be escapees from zoos or illegal private menageries. Or circuses, but there's hardly any of those still going. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted October 12, 2020 Report Share Posted October 12, 2020 2 hours ago, cuntspotter said: bits of carcass dot the hillsides all year round up here. Wigan? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted October 12, 2020 Report Share Posted October 12, 2020 45 minutes ago, Weary&Disgusted said: You sometimes get wildcats up in Scotland which are big enough to present a threat to Spring lambs, but any leopards and panthers would have to be escapees from zoos or illegal private menageries. Or circuses, but there's hardly any of those still going. It would have to be a Snow Leopard to hang around anywhere near Scotland, the weather's that shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 12, 2020 Author Report Share Posted October 12, 2020 2 hours ago, Goober said: Why? Not sure farmers are that into drowning these days when they can just run things over in their tractors or liberally apply 28g of 6 shot at 1400 feet per second. Are you a plastic shoe wearing, sweaty footed vegan to despise farmers so? More like spray 28 tons of herbicide and insecticide on the land killing every living thing that dares to live there. The meadow near us which thronged with grasshoppers this summer has been sprayed off with glycophosphate to a yellow mass to create a “sterile seed bed” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 12, 2020 Author Report Share Posted October 12, 2020 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: He probably just knows some "Young Farmers". I'd cheerfully drown those cunts in a sack myself. They’re not hard to spot: beige jeans, check shirt rolled to the elbow and fleece gilets. That’s just the girls. Kill ‘em all. 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: He's still a pervert. He only shot those gypsies so he could bum them. 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: No. i just don't like farmers. Most of them are perverts. You’re pissed already? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 12, 2020 Report Share Posted October 12, 2020 2 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: They’re not hard to spot: beige jeans, check shirt rolled to the elbow and fleece gilets. That’s just the girls. Kill ‘em all. You’re pissed already? Not since Saturday night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted October 12, 2020 Report Share Posted October 12, 2020 Just now, Stubby Pecker said: More like spray 28 tons of herbicide and insecticide on the land killing every living thing that dares to live there. The meadow near us which thronged with grasshoppers this summer has been sprayed off with glycophosphate to a yellow mass to create a “sterile seed bed” That's not going to create a "sterile seed bed" so what's was the point of spraying it? Glyphosphate won't kill dormant seeds. If it's not wanted as a meadow, or more to the point, if the EU subsidies for fallow land or set aside have dried up, just plough it over. Why waste a few hundred litres of concentrated Roundup? As for killing every living thing... Slight exaggeration. Not even super concentrated glyphosphate, nor nicotinoids, nor polonium or novichok could kill Frank. Regrettably. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted October 12, 2020 Report Share Posted October 12, 2020 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Not since Saturday night. You didn't mean to type 'Not' then did you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted October 12, 2020 Report Share Posted October 12, 2020 I actually filmed a giant Robin killing a big cat and playing with the dead body. Robins can be so cruel! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 12, 2020 Author Report Share Posted October 12, 2020 57 minutes ago, Goober said: That's not going to create a "sterile seed bed" so what's was the point of spraying it? Glyphosphate won't kill dormant seeds. If it's not wanted as a meadow, or more to the point, if the EU subsidies for fallow land or set aside have dried up, just plough it over. Why waste a few hundred litres of concentrated Roundup? As for killing every living thing... Slight exaggeration. Not even super concentrated glyphosphate, nor nicotinoids, nor polonium or novichok could kill Frank. Regrettably. Fuck me, looks who’s swallowed the Big Book of Modern Farming Practices... Thats what they’ll do when the grass has died off- plough it in. The cunt that owns it ploughed it up a few years ago the day before a new law on retaining permanent pasture came in. He’s inbred to fuck and a wanker to boot. That said, if the government follows through on its sweeping reforms to agriculture and env subsidies, I remain cautiously hopeful Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted October 12, 2020 Report Share Posted October 12, 2020 3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: No. i just don't like farmers. Most of them are perverts. You never hear of a poor farmer in the obits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 12, 2020 Author Report Share Posted October 12, 2020 2 minutes ago, Arthur Dick said: Here he is the site's biggest thicko and cringeworthy faux cockney geezer wanker! How's it going thicko? Are you browsing CC on your drool covered Vtec early learning computer with spaz wand? Feedback of this sort only reinforces to the puntership what a total retard you are. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted October 12, 2020 Report Share Posted October 12, 2020 2 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: It would have to be a Snow Leopard to hang around anywhere near Scotland, the weather's that shit. They are fierce, bad tempered creatures. The harsh environment definitely shapes their demeanour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 12, 2020 Report Share Posted October 12, 2020 Just now, Weary&Disgusted said: They are fierce, bad tempered creatures. The harsh environment definitely shapes their demeanour. There’s something I like about you, weary, and I can’t quite put my finger on it. I’ll get back to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 12, 2020 Author Report Share Posted October 12, 2020 Just now, Weary&Disgusted said: They are fierce, bad tempered creatures. The harsh environment definitely shapes their demeanour. Many extant species of big cat can thrive in adverse weather conditions. Theres enough red deer in Scotland to feed them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 12, 2020 Author Report Share Posted October 12, 2020 1 minute ago, Frank said: There’s something I like about you, weary, and I can’t quite put my finger on it. I’ll get back to you. As opposed to putting your finger up an able seaman’s wrong ‘un most evenings, you filthy queer lol and fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted October 12, 2020 Report Share Posted October 12, 2020 49 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Fuck me, looks who’s swallowed the Big Book of Modern Farming Practices... Thats what they’ll do when the grass has died off- plough it in. The cunt that owns it ploughed it up a few years ago the day before a new law on retaining permanent pasture came in. He’s inbred to fuck and a wanker to boot. That said, if the government follows through on its sweeping reforms to agriculture and env subsidies, I remain cautiously hopeful I'll admit, I don't possess Punkape's BTEC in turnip horticulture from his outstanding agricultural college. Thank fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 12, 2020 Report Share Posted October 12, 2020 There was a lynx I think that escaped from Dartmoor Zoo and was on the loose for a few days last year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted October 12, 2020 Report Share Posted October 12, 2020 6 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: There was a lynx I think that escaped from Dartmoor Zoo and was on the loose for a few days last year. There's a moose loose aboot this hoose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted October 12, 2020 Report Share Posted October 12, 2020 10 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: There was a lynx I think that escaped from Dartmoor Zoo and was on the loose for a few days last year. Africa or Ice Chill? I've no doubt it would cause panic amongst the stinking hippies of the South West. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 13, 2020 Report Share Posted October 13, 2020 10 hours ago, Goober said: Africa or Ice Chill? I've no doubt it would cause panic amongst the stinking hippies of the South West. FUCK OFF. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 13, 2020 Report Share Posted October 13, 2020 10 hours ago, Weary&Disgusted said: There's a moose loose aboot this hoose. FUCK OFF. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted October 13, 2020 Report Share Posted October 13, 2020 16 hours ago, Arthur Dick said: Here he is the site's biggest thicko and cringeworthy faux cockney geezer wanker! How's it going thicko? Are you browsing CC on your drool covered Vtec early learning computer with spaz wand? Fucking hell. You wanna calm down, Reptile. At this rate you're gonna give yourself an aneurism, and your local authority funding full time carers. Is the avatar your passport photo? The incandescent rage makes more sense now... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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