camberwell gypsy Posted October 22, 2020 Report Share Posted October 22, 2020 3 minutes ago, King Billy said: I was back in there earlier tonight Gypps. I nipped down to the shop for a couple of 2 litre bottles of White Lightning and he’d changed the locks when I got back. He thinks he owns the place. Where am I going to sleep tonight? I told my missus to fuck off and I wished I’d never met her. Di you think that was a mistake? I think Eric needs sorting out once and for all. I'm gonna contact that little martial arts black belt guy off the BBC thread. I think he's more than a match for Cuntman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 22, 2020 Report Share Posted October 22, 2020 4 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I think Eric needs sorting out once and for all. I'm gonna contact that little martial arts black belt guy off the BBC thread. I think he's more than a match for Cuntman. Harvey Price? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 22, 2020 Report Share Posted October 22, 2020 19 minutes ago, King Billy said: I was back in there earlier tonight Gypps. I nipped down to the shop for a couple of 2 litre bottles of White Lightning and he’d changed the locks when I got back. He thinks he owns the place. Where am I going to sleep tonight? I told my missus to fuck off and I wished I’d never met her. Do you think that was a mistake? Quiet night in with Gyps. Sorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted October 22, 2020 Report Share Posted October 22, 2020 8 minutes ago, King Billy said: Harvey Price? Didn't he turn 18 several months ago? Have I missed him being nominated? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 22, 2020 Report Share Posted October 22, 2020 Just now, Goober said: Didn't he turn 18 several months ago? Have I missed him being nominated? Hee tride too fukk hiz mummee. Sheez a hoar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted October 22, 2020 Report Share Posted October 22, 2020 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Hee tride too fukk hiz mummee. Sheez a hoar. Harsh. Not even Harvey is that fucking desperate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 22, 2020 Report Share Posted October 22, 2020 10 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Hee tride too fukk hiz mummee. Sheez a hoar. Imagine the shame of being turned down by the attention seeking, ridiculously bosomed slag. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 22, 2020 Report Share Posted October 22, 2020 8 minutes ago, Goober said: Harsh. Not even Harvey is that fucking desperate. I wouldn't touch it. I can only assume that there's something mentally wrong with the 30 or so men that have been Harvey's new 'daddies' in the last two years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted October 22, 2020 Report Share Posted October 22, 2020 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: I wouldn't touch it. I can only assume that there's something mentally wrong with the 30 or so men that have been Harvey's new 'daddies' in the last two years. You left off one or two zeros, surely? You'd definitely need to tie your feet to something very secure before plunging into that pink, slimy circle of hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 23, 2020 Report Share Posted October 23, 2020 13 hours ago, Ape™️ said: He’s enough of a fucking stupid fucking cunt to furnish 11 other cunts with a share of his fucking stupid fucking cunt super powers, and they’d all be fucking stupid fucking cunts - massive ones too. Most New Zealanders have left New Zealand anyway so if Johnny Saucepan has multiplied by 12 times, Saucepans must represent around 50% of the New Zealand population. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted October 23, 2020 Report Share Posted October 23, 2020 23 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: "Inglourious Fucking Stupid Fucking Cunts" Or a heist gone badly wrong - "Ocean's Fucking Stupid Fucking Cunts"" Dirty Dozen? (not the porn movie of the same name) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 23, 2020 Report Share Posted October 23, 2020 23 hours ago, King Billy said: “Snow White and the seven stupid little fucking cunts.” Driving Miss Cunty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 23, 2020 Report Share Posted October 23, 2020 15 minutes ago, JohnnySaucePants said: I'll bet you have never set foot out of Blighty. Except maybe for the " trip of a lifetime", a three day weekend to Benidorm. Flying Ryan Air along with a plane load of Eric's and other plebs. Hag. It’s here! The long awaited daily drivel from little Johnny! Predictably shite, granted, but he’s trying, and that’s what counts. Go Johnny, go Johnny, go Johnny, go Johnny, go go go! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 23, 2020 Report Share Posted October 23, 2020 23 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: The Fucking Stupid Fucking Cunt Has Landed. Where Stupid Fucking Cunts Dare. Starring Cunt Eastwood and Richard Bastard 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted October 23, 2020 Report Share Posted October 23, 2020 On 22/10/2020 at 22:30, Goober said: He's Spasticus! Autisticus? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 23, 2020 Report Share Posted October 23, 2020 (edited) 23 minutes ago, JohnnySaucePants said: Yawn. Christ your thick, you stupid fucking Eric. That’s it? That’s your big man reply? Go Johnny! You're... welcome. Wanker! Edited October 23, 2020 by Ape™️ Johnny's a wanker! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 23, 2020 Report Share Posted October 23, 2020 7 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: Autisticus? Moronicus Maximus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 23, 2020 Report Share Posted October 23, 2020 6 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Moronicus Maximus. 'One Fucking Stupid Fucking Cunt Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 23, 2020 Report Share Posted October 23, 2020 57 minutes ago, JohnnySaucePants said: I'll bet you have never set foot out of Blighty. Except maybe for the " trip of a lifetime", a three day weekend to Benidorm. Flying Ryan Air along with a plane load of Eric's and other plebs. Hag. Gosh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 23, 2020 Report Share Posted October 23, 2020 1 minute ago, Dawn Chorus said: Gosh.* *other children's hospitals are available. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 24, 2020 Report Share Posted October 24, 2020 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: 'One Fucking Stupid Fucking Cunt Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest' Starring Jack Nicuntson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 24, 2020 Report Share Posted October 24, 2020 On 22/10/2020 at 23:50, Eric Cuntman said: I wouldn't touch it. I can only assume that there's something mentally wrong with the 30 or so men that have been Harvey's new 'daddies' in the last two years. "Katie Price will attend bankruptcy hearing by Zoom from £1,400-a-night Maldives holiday" https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/13004758/katie-price-bankruptcy-hearing-zoom-maldives-holiday/amp/ Here's the latest lardbrained mong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 24, 2020 Report Share Posted October 24, 2020 6 hours ago, JohnnySaucePants said: The dirty slag. The second video on that news clip is her telling her fans about a medical problem she thinks she has. Namely she is continuously farting and shitting herself, and how much her arse stinks. FF sake. Cant quite work out with the accent, where the filthy slapper hails from. Essex i suspect. If you've ever seen bits of towie you'll notice that the accent makes them sound like they're autistic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 24, 2020 Report Share Posted October 24, 2020 10 hours ago, JohnnySaucePants said: It's golly gosh yer thick hag. Golly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 24, 2020 Report Share Posted October 24, 2020 On 22/10/2020 at 21:47, camberwell gypsy said: So there are no women of 70 who have kids? The Queen has kids and she’s in her 90s. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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