Penny Farthing Posted October 24, 2020 Report Share Posted October 24, 2020 2 hours ago, JohnnySaucePants said: Listen. if you'd been to a decent school you would know it to be golly gosh. Just get it fucking right women. You silly so and so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted November 21, 2020 Report Share Posted November 21, 2020 On 16/10/2020 at 18:56, Wolfie said: I live in a beautiful AONB region, right in the heart of rural England's West Country. I escaped here some years ago from Essex/London, from which I left the 'wigga' dialect – and the growing foreign culture accompanying it – far behind. Or so I had thought. Just yesterday, upon returning from work, I overheard two scaffolders working on my neighbour's house, in their late teens or early 20s, both white, and obviously local, sounding as though they'd just set foot out of a Hackney-Bronx ghetto: 'Yo bruv, whaddit be for munch tonoite?', followed by 'I'll be meetin' me mates dahn frum Exeter, know whaddym sayin', and something similar to 'So I says to da man smack me blud again and ya best be watchin' ya back cos I'm gonna bustya up big-style innit'. Jesus wept, what the fucking fuck is wrong with these little Sports Direct idiots who try to sound like Lewis Hamilton on steroids? Has the ongoing legacy of cultural dilution (borne from the BBC's Eastenders and other mainstream TV media) completely manifested itself in Britain's white youth? Do these little wannabe gangsta pricks speak this way to their bosses, parents or grandparents? It really, really pisses me right off. If there were no laws in place I'd: 1) employ Eric and Billy to beat the little cunts to a pulp; 2) douse them in lighter fluid and promptly set fire to them; or 3) ideally both – simultaneously. Honestly, I've almost given up on the future of this once proud country. Maybe serial Francophile Withers has the right idea, after all. This both a disturbing and hilarious trend. I've also relocated to the South West, and am more accustomed to hearing the 'Worzels' dialect, but recently heard a cunt chatting patois like a Kingston yardie. What's the fascination of this generation with acting the wigga, and sounding like you're fresh off the North Peckham Estate? I'd like to sentence the cunts to a month in Tottenham with the mandem, and then laugh myself to tears as they come back traumatised. I honestly feel that humanity is fucked... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 21, 2020 Report Share Posted November 21, 2020 1 hour ago, Major Cunt said: This both a disturbing and hilarious trend. I've also relocated to the South West, and am more accustomed to hearing the 'Worzels' dialect, but recently heard a cunt chatting patois like a Kingston yardie. What's the fascination of this generation with acting the wigga, and sounding like you're fresh off the North Peckham Estate? I'd like to sentence the cunts to a month in Tottenham with the mandem, and then laugh myself to tears as they come back traumatised. I honestly feel that humanity is fucked... Excellent. I’m in deepest Gloucestershire surrounded by some the most disgusting yokel inbreds with guttural accents. I believe Uncle Ape is in these parts so with you a wolf we’ve got a cadre to rival those cousin fucking mutants from Norfolk led by chief fen monkey @Decimus 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 21, 2020 Report Share Posted November 21, 2020 15 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Excellent. I’m in deepest Gloucestershire surrounded by some the most disgusting yokel inbreds with guttural accents. I believe Uncle Ape is in these parts so with you a wolf we’ve got a cadre to rival those cousin fucking mutants from Norfolk led by chief fen monkey @Decimus Challenge rejected. It's hardly a fair fucking fight, you've got Ape, The Major and Wolfie. What have I got? Other than @Goober, fuck all worth mentioning, that's what. Every offence intended, Drew and Neil. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted November 21, 2020 Report Share Posted November 21, 2020 2 minutes ago, Decimus said: Challenge rejected. It's hardly a fair fucking fight, you've got Ape, The Major and Wolfie. What have I got? Other than @Goober, fuck all worth mentioning, that's what. Every offence intended, Drew and Neil. I'll take it you've got the same wigga problem up in the fens? As you well know I've done a bit of porridge, and seen people seriously maimed. These wannabe cunts would drop the act lively in any category b establishment. The blacks would be laughing their cornrolls off at the sight... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted November 21, 2020 Report Share Posted November 21, 2020 28 minutes ago, Decimus said: Challenge rejected. It's hardly a fair fucking fight, you've got Ape, The Major and Wolfie. What have I got? Other than @Goober, fuck all worth mentioning, that's what. Every offence intended, Drew and Neil. You could always ask Drew to stop drinking cider. Without that income the entire South-West economy will collapse and they'll all starve to death. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted November 21, 2020 Report Share Posted November 21, 2020 43 minutes ago, Decimus said: Challenge rejected. It's hardly a fair fucking fight, you've got Ape, The Major and Wolfie. What have I got? Other than @Goober, fuck all worth mentioning, that's what. Every offence intended, Drew and Neil. Yep,fuck you too,I'd always help you out.Which fucking way did you come in? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 21, 2020 Report Share Posted November 21, 2020 14 minutes ago, Goober said: You could always ask Drew to stop drinking cider. Without that income the entire South-West economy will collapse and they'll all starve to death. Judging by the standard of Drew's more recent posts, I'd estimate that he ditched super strength cider for methylated spirits about 10 months ago. I suppose we could send Neil out in his rascal to terrify their womenfolk. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted November 21, 2020 Report Share Posted November 21, 2020 1 minute ago, Decimus said: Judging by the standard of Drew's more recent posts, I'd estimate that he ditched super strength cider for methylated spirits about 10 months ago. I suppose we could send Neil out in his rascal to terrify their womenfolk. He could not have. Russkies drunk the lot before covid even started. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted November 21, 2020 Report Share Posted November 21, 2020 3 minutes ago, Decimus said: Judging by the standard of Drew's more recent posts, I'd estimate that he ditched super strength cider for methylated spirits about 10 months ago. I suppose we could send Neil out in his rascal to terrify their womenfolk. Drew's shitting himself about the price of meths post January, and the six round a park bench rule isn't helping his habit either. He recently pm'd me regarding the recipes for hooch (prison alcohol), and is even considering making his own distillery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted November 21, 2020 Report Share Posted November 21, 2020 25 minutes ago, Decimus said: Judging by the standard of Drew's more recent posts, I'd estimate that he ditched super strength cider for methylated spirits about 10 months ago. I suppose we could send Neil out in his rascal to terrify their womenfolk. Britus is showing early potential. However, Pen would be in Stubby's team, which is a worry. Durable fucker and potentially unkillable. The sheep could be in the front line as part of Operation Certain Death. Reckon we could take 'em though. P.S. We are top of the league. Say we are top of the league! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted November 21, 2020 Report Share Posted November 21, 2020 4 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: I'll take it you've got the same wigga problem up in the fens? As you well know I've done a bit of porridge, and seen people seriously maimed. These wannabe cunts would drop the act lively in any category b establishment. The blacks would be laughing their cornrolls off at the sight... I blame this drill music bollocks personally. The videos of 9 stone faggots walking around wearing shitloads of crap bling and rabbiting shit about Glocks and Uzis has deluded the youth of provincial England into thinking that they're living the thug life. There's a few of them here down on the South coast who think backward shitholes like Southampton are England's answer to South Central LA and have to be constantly reminded to speak fucking English when addressing somebody over the age of 35. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 21, 2020 Report Share Posted November 21, 2020 3 minutes ago, White Cunt said: He could not have. Russkies drunk the lot before covid even started. You underestimate the abilities of Drew when it comes to procuring alcohol. His everyday intelligence is base at best, probably on a par with one of the lower order of primates. Give him a whiff of the sauce, though, and he's as cunning and tenacious as the majority of grand chess masters, the cunt won't stop until he's sated and out cold, lying in a pool of his own piss, vomit and spunk. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 21, 2020 Report Share Posted November 21, 2020 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: Excellent. I’m in deepest Gloucestershire surrounded by some the most disgusting yokel inbreds with guttural accents. I believe Uncle Ape is in these parts so with you a wolf we’ve got a cadre to rival those cousin fucking mutants from Norfolk led by chief fen monkey @Decimus Indeed - I’m between Cheltenham and Gloucester, a wretched hive of scum and villainy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 21, 2020 Report Share Posted November 21, 2020 38 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Indeed - I’m between Cheltenham and Gloucester, a wretched hive of scum and villainy. I'm in Essex. If we're comparing indigenous scum demographics... all you lightweight cunts can eat my fucking dust. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 21, 2020 Report Share Posted November 21, 2020 44 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Indeed - I’m between Cheltenham and Gloucester, a wretched hive of scum and villainy. Indeed.... No doubt you were close to the West family... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 21, 2020 Report Share Posted November 21, 2020 2 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Indeed.... No doubt you were close to the West family... lol. Fred West has been posthumously pardoned. Detectives found some receipts that show he bought all his topsoil from Lockerbie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 21, 2020 Report Share Posted November 21, 2020 58 minutes ago, Decimus said: Judging by the standard of Drew's more recent posts, I'd estimate that he ditched super strength cider for methylated spirits about 10 months ago. I suppose we could send Neil out in his rascal to terrify their womenfolk. I think even serial raper Neil might draw the line when it comes to some of hideous swamp beasts that roam the west. Most are so fucking fat his Bredford Rascal would struggle up the “hills” we have here- he’d need a Unimog at least to act as his strapped-to-a-mattress love machine 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 21, 2020 Report Share Posted November 21, 2020 56 minutes ago, Decimus said: You underestimate the abilities of Drew when it comes to procuring alcohol. His everyday intelligence is base at best, probably on a par with one of the lower order of primates. Give him a whiff of the sauce, though, and he's as cunning and tenacious as the majority of grand chess masters, the cunt won't stop until he's sated and out cold, lying in a pool of his own piss, vomit and spunk. Laugh out loud cunting. I’ve woken up the kids with that you bastard 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 21, 2020 Report Share Posted November 21, 2020 1 hour ago, Decimus said: You underestimate the abilities of Drew when it comes to procuring alcohol. His everyday intelligence is base at best, probably on a par with one of the lower order of primates. Give him a whiff of the sauce, though, and he's as cunning and tenacious as the majority of grand chess masters, the cunt won't stop until he's sated and out cold, lying in a pool of his own piss, vomit and spunk. Drew has recently equipped himself with a makeshift cannula, so being asleep/unconscious no longer means he has to stop drinking. No, a quick hookup to a litre of menthol or ethanol prior to passing out, and he wakes up pissed out of his head, thus allowing him to stay ahead of the game and not waste valuable time in the morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted November 21, 2020 Report Share Posted November 21, 2020 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: I think even serial raper Neil might draw the line when it comes to some of hideous swamp beasts that roam the west. Most are so fucking fat his Bredford Rascal would struggle up the “hills” we have here- he’d need a Unimog at least to act as his strapped-to-a-mattress love machine I think even Neil would struggle to find targets amongst the chromosome deprived monstrosities down here, Stubbs. Even after ram raiding Lloyd's in his Rascal for a year's supply of Viagra, and Temazepam to assist in his crime, he'd struggle to get it up. As you stated earlier 'CC' has decent firm of genetic specimens to repopulate the godforsaken West County. I dunno what Hitler would have thought of the place if operation Sea Lion was successful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted November 21, 2020 Report Share Posted November 21, 2020 1 hour ago, Earl of Punkape said: Indeed.... No doubt you were close to the West family... lol. Hang about. You were defending paedophilia last month better than Sidney Cookes barrister. You depraved chutney bandit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 21, 2020 Report Share Posted November 21, 2020 5 hours ago, Major Cunt said: This both a disturbing and hilarious trend. I've also relocated to the South West, and am more accustomed to hearing the 'Worzels' dialect, but recently heard a cunt chatting patois like a Kingston yardie. What's the fascination of this generation with acting the wigga, and sounding like you're fresh off the North Peckham Estate? I'd like to sentence the cunts to a month in Tottenham with the mandem, and then laugh myself to tears as they come back traumatised. I honestly feel that humanity is fucked... Big batty girl good evening. I can see that your chicken needs seasoning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 21, 2020 Report Share Posted November 21, 2020 1 hour ago, Earl of Punkape said: Indeed.... No doubt you were close to the West family... lol. Moderate your filth or it’s straight back to the cooler for you. You’ve been warned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 21, 2020 Report Share Posted November 21, 2020 23 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: I think even Neil would struggle to find targets amongst the chromosome deprived monstrosities down here, Stubbs. Even after ram raiding Lloyd's in his Rascal for a year's supply of Viagra, and Temazepam to assist in his crime, he'd struggle to get it up. As you stated earlier 'CC' has decent firm of genetic specimens to repopulate the godforsaken West County. I dunno what Hitler would have thought of the place if operation Sea Lion was successful. He’d probably have thought it was Cork. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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