Dyslexic cnut Posted October 17, 2020 Report Share Posted October 17, 2020 1 hour ago, Earl of Punkape said: You’re going to be soon you massive cretin. Irrelevant, obscure comeback. Should I report you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted October 17, 2020 Report Share Posted October 17, 2020 16 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Sorry, the question took me by surprise. Most people just want to hear about the ninjas. The questions are mostly regarding licensing law, citizens arrest, legally acceptable force and restraint. A few theoretical scenarios depicting volatile situations, to test your response (just say "speak calmly and clearly" every time and you've aced it) On day 3 they get the Jap-slapping mats out and you all practice twisting arms up backs, swan neck restraint and kneeling on necks for 8.7 minutes etc'. Any candidates get twatted to death by them kung-fu slopes? If so, can you get an application form for monkey-girl...in braille? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 17, 2020 Report Share Posted October 17, 2020 1 hour ago, JohnnySaucePants said: It's Ape and the spacker doorman again i see. You two got another bumming session lined up for the weekend? Scum. PS, how the fuck, did you end up working as a fucking doorman. Just interested ? Just a second; you can't come on this site with them trainers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 17, 2020 Report Share Posted October 17, 2020 14 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Any candidates get twatted to death by them kung-fu slopes? If so, can you get an application form for monkey-girl...in braille? Punkape is one of the funniest cunts on here. A perfectly played character. An aristocratic, catholic, golfing, closeted homosexual. He never breaks character. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted October 17, 2020 Report Share Posted October 17, 2020 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Punkape is one of the funniest cunts on here. A perfectly played character. An aristocratic, catholic, golfing, closeted homosexual. He never breaks character. Not him...the tree-dwelling chimp twat... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted October 17, 2020 Report Share Posted October 17, 2020 Just now, Dyslexic cnut said: Not him...the tree-dwelling chimp twat... Who professes to hate the said Old Etonian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 17, 2020 Report Share Posted October 17, 2020 1 hour ago, Last Cunt Standing said: What kind of questions do they ask, Eric? I’m actually quite intrigued. They only ask one multiple choice question: A geezer comes along obviously worse for wear (pissed) who wants to gain entry to your premises. You ask him politely to vacate the area as other clientele are waiting to come in, but he refuses. Do you: 1) Again politely ask him to leave or you'll call a constable 2) You put your arm round the gentleman's shoulders, usher him away from the door, politely chatting to him and flag down a taxi for him or 3) Call your large, bald headed cunts of colleagues, where you drag him round to the side of the building and kick the living shit out of him whilst loudly telling him if he comes back again he'll have his kneecaps sledgehammered. After pissing on his semi conscious body you then quickly divi out the contents of his wallet and then return to your stations, straightening out your I'll fitting bow tie. Answer is: Any one you fucking choose. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 17, 2020 Report Share Posted October 17, 2020 4 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: They only ask one multiple choice question: A geezer comes along obviously worse for wear (pissed) who wants to gain entry to your premises. You ask him politely to vacate the area as other clientele are waiting to come in, but he refuses. Do you: 1) Again politely ask him to leave or you'll call a constable 2) You put your arm round the gentleman's shoulders, usher him away from the door, politely chatting to him and flag down a taxi for him or 3) Call your large, bald headed cunts of colleagues, where you drag him round to the side of the building and kick the living shit out of him whilst loudly telling him if he comes back again he'll have his kneecaps sledgehammered. After pissing on his semi conscious body you then quickly divi out the contents of his wallet and then return to your stations, straightening out your I'll fitting bow tie. Answer is: Anyone you fucking choose. You missed a bit. Before the kicking, you go round behind the bar and accidentally unplug the CCTV recorder. When the police ask why it was unplugged, say it was the cleaner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted October 17, 2020 Report Share Posted October 17, 2020 57 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Sorry, the question took me by surprise. Most people just want to hear about the ninjas. The questions are mostly regarding licensing law, citizens arrest, legally acceptable force and restraint. A few theoretical scenarios depicting volatile situations, to test your response (just say "speak calmly and clearly" every time and you've aced it) On day 3 they get the Jap-slapping mats out and you all practice twisting arms up backs, swan neck restraint and kneeling on necks for 8.7 minutes etc'. Is this to get those armband things? Funny, the only bouncer I knew was a soft as shit big fella who kept budgies, like Geoff Capes. He could probably have snapped me in half, but he was very softly spoken. He moved to Norway with a girl half his age, lucky bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted October 17, 2020 Report Share Posted October 17, 2020 7 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Is this to get those armband things? Funny, the only bouncer I knew was a soft as shit big fella who kept budgies, like Geoff Capes. He could probably have snapped me in half, but he was very softly spoken. He moved to Norway with a girl half his age, lucky bastard. How big was that budgie cage like? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 17, 2020 Report Share Posted October 17, 2020 13 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: You missed a bit. Before the kicking, you go round behind the bar and accidentally unplug the CCTV recorder. When the police ask why it was unplugged, say it was the cleaner. Bollocks, most of the old bill are either taking back handers or on the doors themselves earning a bit of pocket money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 17, 2020 Report Share Posted October 17, 2020 12 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Is this to get those armband things? Funny, the only bouncer I knew was a soft as shit big fella who kept budgies, like Geoff Capes. He could probably have snapped me in half, but he was very softly spoken. He moved to Norway with a girl half his age, lucky bastard. Who the fuck wants to live in Norway? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted October 17, 2020 Report Share Posted October 17, 2020 17 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Who the fuck wants to live in Norway? 69 former members of the Utöya Workers’ Youth League probably would. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted October 17, 2020 Report Share Posted October 17, 2020 12 hours ago, Wolfie said: I live in a beautiful AONB region, right in the heart of rural England's West Country. I escaped here some years ago from Essex/London, from which I left the 'wigga' dialect – and the growing foreign culture accompanying it – far behind. Or so I had thought. Just yesterday, upon returning from work, I overheard two scaffolders working on my neighbour's house, in their late teens or early 20s, both white, and obviously local, sounding as though they'd just set foot out of a Hackney-Bronx ghetto: 'Yo bruv, whaddit be for munch tonoite?', followed by 'I'll be meetin' me mates dahn frum Exeter, know whaddym sayin', and something similar to 'So I says to da man smack me blud again and ya best be watchin' ya back cos I'm gonna bustya up big-style innit'. Jesus wept, what the fucking fuck is wrong with these little Sports Direct idiots who try to sound like Lewis Hamilton on steroids? Has the ongoing legacy of cultural dilution (borne from the BBC's Eastenders and other mainstream TV media) completely manifested itself in Britain's white youth? Do these little wannabe gangsta pricks speak this way to their bosses, parents or grandparents? It really, really pisses me right off. If there were no laws in place I'd: 1) employ Eric and Billy to beat the little cunts to a pulp; 2) douse them in lighter fluid and promptly set fire to them; or 3) ideally both – simultaneously. Honestly, I've almost given up on the future of this once proud country. Maybe serial Francophile Withers has the right idea, after all. Any Londoner that "escapes to the country" should be fucking shot and sent back where it belongs. These arseholes don't realise how much the rest of the country despise them. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted October 17, 2020 Report Share Posted October 17, 2020 9 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Another facet of this for you worry about Eric is the rising tide of sexual dysfunction amongst young Western teenagers. Only the other day I was reading a journal paper about the growing phenomenon of erectile dysfunction in otherwise healthy teenage boys, and dyspareunia in teenage girls. The authors had many theories but chiefly they blamed Interracial porn and the comedy black man penis causing perceived sexual norms to shift. The girls are in terror of being given an accidental episiotomy, the boys think no girl will look at them unless their cock looks like an anti-aircraft shell. Net result? Collapsing sexual activity and teenage birth rates all over the developed world. You say that like it's a bad thing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 17, 2020 Report Share Posted October 17, 2020 1 hour ago, Hammer of Cunts said: Any Londoner that "escapes to the country" should be fucking shot and sent back where it belongs. These arseholes don't realise how much the rest of the country despise them. There are also the Mockneys .. not actually from London itself but from places like Watford or London overspill town .. just like the plastic scousers from Winsford, Runcorn or Colwyn Bay. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted October 17, 2020 Report Share Posted October 17, 2020 11 hours ago, Ape™️ said: And there we have it - another thick, racist cunt on CC. You absolute piece of fucking shit. You must admit though Ape, racists do have a point? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted October 17, 2020 Report Share Posted October 17, 2020 19 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: There are also the Mockneys .. not actually from London itself but from places like Watford or London overspill town .. just like the plastic scousers from Winsford, Runcorn or Colwyn Bay. Welsh mockneys like Keith Allen for example? A prize phoney Londoner if there ever was one. I don’t know who I despise more, him or his Tefal headed daughter?A family of cunts... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted October 17, 2020 Report Share Posted October 17, 2020 14 minutes ago, Neil said: You say that like it's a bad thing For your average Wetherspoons Eugenecist Neil, it is. Sexual activity among teenagers generally produces babies. In many poorer countries, girls are mothers before they are 20 routinely and often have 6+ kids. In many developed countries birth rates are collapsing, hence the need for migrant labour. If the Daily Mail had any consistency in their world view they’d be arguing for the age of consent to be slashed to 12 and for child benefit to quintuple. Instead they feign horror at teenage mothers while silently White teenage boys are having their heads mangled by ubiquitous interracial pornography. This does not end well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 17, 2020 Report Share Posted October 17, 2020 1 hour ago, Eddie said: Welsh mockneys like Keith Allen for example? A prize phoney Londoner if there ever was one. I don’t know who I despise more, him or his Tefal headed daughter?A family of cunts... You have a few London overspill enclaves in Cymru .. Parts of Rhyl, Caergybi and also Caermarthen are examples. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 17, 2020 Report Share Posted October 17, 2020 1 hour ago, Eddie said: You must admit though Ape, racists do have a point? Its more complicated than that, its the cultures and the stupid cunts who exploit the idea of culture. Islam uses a lie to convert blacks to islam whilst hiding the fact that it was the main religion that slavers and those who exploited slavery belonged to. Trie that some christians used slave labour (usually to the disapproval of most other christians) but they were customers of the muslims the scunmbags who hunted down, captured and sold the slaves. The christians themselves (including those in coastal parts of Europe including Britain, Ireland and Scandinavia were also victims of the muslim slave capturers and traders .. indeed there is evidence that the number white slaves captured by the muslims was greater overall than the number of black africans that were taken as slaves. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted October 17, 2020 Report Share Posted October 17, 2020 27 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: You have a few London overspill enclaves in Cymru .. Parts of Rhyl, Caergybi and also Caermarthen are examples. The evidence of your Welshyness is piling up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 17, 2020 Report Share Posted October 17, 2020 36 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: The evidence of your Welshyness is piling up. I am not important enough for you to worry your tiny mind about. Whay not try to match yourself against a titanic single cell mind such as Childish Harorld instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted October 17, 2020 Report Share Posted October 17, 2020 2 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: I am not important enough for you to worry your tiny mind about. Whay not try to match yourself against a titanic single cell mind such as Childish Harorld instead. It would appear that you have a Gaelic keyboard which, I would suggest, adds to the not unsubstantial evidence of your ewe-friendly heritage? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted October 17, 2020 Report Share Posted October 17, 2020 14 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: There’s a 78 yr old spookess from Jamaica lives near me. She’s ok, for a primate. She despairs of this generation of cunts. She experienced real predjudice & grief when she came over on the Spaderush and she reckons the country is fair and far better now than its ever been. What she can’t comprehend is the anger & fury of her teenage grandkids who claim to have been oppressed all of their lives. She also can’t understand where their Jamaican accents come from when the little gibbon cunts haven’t been further south than Ibiza in their lives. Ordinarily this would have been an interesting anecdotal observation which had punch yet you've ruined it by unnecessary racist stereotyping and pejoratives. --o0o-- I don't wish to spoil the party but The Corner will enter a world of hurt if it resembles a National Front branch. By all means indulge in free speech, but use it responsibly. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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