White Cunt Posted November 21, 2020 Report Share Posted November 21, 2020 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: I think even serial raper Neil might draw the line when it comes to some of hideous swamp beasts that roam the west. Most are so fucking fat his Bredford Rascal would struggle up the “hills” we have here- he’d need a Unimog at least to act as his strapped-to-a-mattress love machine DAF 45/150. Amphibious for some beach romance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 21, 2020 Report Share Posted November 21, 2020 2 hours ago, Ape™️ said: Drew has recently equipped himself with a makeshift cannula, so being asleep/unconscious no longer means he has to stop drinking. No, a quick hookup to a litre of menthol or ethanol prior to passing out, and he wakes up pissed out of his head, thus allowing him to stay ahead of the game and not waste valuable time in the morning. Did you meet Rose West whilst fruit picking with the West family? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 22, 2020 Report Share Posted November 22, 2020 58 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Did you meet Rose West whilst fruit picking with the West family? Never speak to me again. Ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted November 22, 2020 Report Share Posted November 22, 2020 4 hours ago, Trucking Funt said: I blame this drill music bollocks personally. The videos of 9 stone faggots walking around wearing shitloads of crap bling and rabbiting shit about Glocks and Uzis has deluded the youth of provincial England into thinking that they're living the thug life. There's a few of them here down on the South coast who think backward shitholes like Southampton are England's answer to South Central LA and have to be constantly reminded to speak fucking English when addressing somebody over the age of 35. Couldn't agree more, Trucking. Haven't you heard of the Bournemouth Bloods, or the Weston Super Mare Rolling Gangsters? Both are a force to be reckoned with on the coast, and have pulled off several drive by shootings in pimped out 8 year old Fiesta's. The government has pushed through injunctions on many of the big city drill acts inciting acts of violence in their music. Therefore depriving them of a large chunk of readies. Some of these fucking idiots were still selling crack despite making a fortune in music. It's all imported from the States just like most subversive shite. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 22, 2020 Report Share Posted November 22, 2020 6 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: Couldn't agree more, Trucking. Haven't you heard of the Bournemouth Bloods, or the Weston Super Mare Rolling Gangsters? Both are a force to be reckoned with on the coast, and have pulled off several drive by shootings in pimped out 8 year old Fiesta's. The government has pushed through injunctions on many of the big city drill acts inciting acts of violence in their music. Therefore depriving them of a large chunk of readies. Some of these fucking idiots were still selling crack despite making a fortune in music. It's all imported from the States just like most subversive shite. Do they walk along clutching their cocks? We've got a few of them strutting along Camberwell Church Street with their strides hanging down like they're fucking gangstas. Looks pathetic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 22, 2020 Report Share Posted November 22, 2020 9 hours ago, Ape™️ said: Never speak to me again. Ever. Good morning vile peasant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 22, 2020 Report Share Posted November 22, 2020 9 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Do they walk along clutching their cocks? We've got a few of them strutting along Camberwell Church Street with their strides hanging down like they're fucking gangstas. Looks pathetic. Such people should be introduced to croquet...indeed is should be mandatory in all prisons and young offender institutions. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 22, 2020 Report Share Posted November 22, 2020 15 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Such people should be introduced to croquet...indeed is should be mandatory in all prisons and young offender institutions. 15 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: croquet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 22, 2020 Report Share Posted November 22, 2020 25 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Good morning vile peasant. Morning fuckface - how was your ban? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 22, 2020 Report Share Posted November 22, 2020 3 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Morning fuckface - how was your ban? The one he’s just finished or the one he’s about to get if he doesn’t start showing some manners? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 22, 2020 Report Share Posted November 22, 2020 9 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Morning fuckface - how was your ban? No as good as the one I instigated for you serf... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 22, 2020 Report Share Posted November 22, 2020 48 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: No as good as the one I instigated for you serf... Do you use surf for your washing serf? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 22, 2020 Report Share Posted November 22, 2020 1 hour ago, Earl of Punkape said: Such people should be introduced to croquet...indeed is should be mandatory in all prisons and young offender institutions. What, give the fuckers mallets? You mad cunt. Are you sure you didn't mean croquettes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Williewhoopassjohnson Posted November 22, 2020 Report Share Posted November 22, 2020 On 16/10/2020 at 18:56, Wolfie said: I live in a beautiful AONB region, right in the heart of rural England's West Country. I escaped here some years ago from Essex/London, from which I left the 'wigga' dialect – and the growing foreign culture accompanying it – far behind. Or so I had thought. Just yesterday, upon returning from work, I overheard two scaffolders working on my neighbour's house, in their late teens or early 20s, both white, and obviously local, sounding as though they'd just set foot out of a Hackney-Bronx ghetto: 'Yo bruv, whaddit be for munch tonoite?', followed by 'I'll be meetin' me mates dahn frum Exeter, know whaddym sayin', and something similar to 'So I says to da man smack me blud again and ya best be watchin' ya back cos I'm gonna bustya up big-style innit'. Jesus wept, what the fucking fuck is wrong with these little Sports Direct idiots who try to sound like Lewis Hamilton on steroids? Has the ongoing legacy of cultural dilution (borne from the BBC's Eastenders and other mainstream TV media) completely manifested itself in Britain's white youth? Do these little wannabe gangsta pricks speak this way to their bosses, parents or grandparents? It really, really pisses me right off. If there were no laws in place I'd: 1) employ Eric and Billy to beat the little cunts to a pulp; 2) douse them in lighter fluid and promptly set fire to them; or 3) ideally both – simultaneously. Honestly, I've almost given up on the future of this once proud country. Maybe serial Francophile Withers has the right idea, after all. Toilets of the highest caliber. Teenagers that is not scaffolders. If you ever need to get there attention try whagwarn breadbins Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted November 22, 2020 Report Share Posted November 22, 2020 4 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: Another classic Midsomers episode. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 22, 2020 Report Share Posted November 22, 2020 3 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: Another classic Midsomers episode. I see that you have hidden depths. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted November 22, 2020 Report Share Posted November 22, 2020 42 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: I see that you have hidden depths. Only up to Series 7. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted November 22, 2020 Report Share Posted November 22, 2020 9 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: No as good as the one I instigated for you serf... Did you get the Queen Victoria sponge cake, from Harrods that I sent you, complete with hidden file for the cell bars? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted November 22, 2020 Report Share Posted November 22, 2020 6 hours ago, Williewhoopassjohnson said: Toilets of the highest caliber. Teenagers that is not scaffolders. If you ever need to get there attention try whagwarn breadbins So you like to cottage amongst the upper crust? And I'm not talking Masterchef. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Williewhoopassjohnson Posted November 23, 2020 Report Share Posted November 23, 2020 3 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: So you like to cottage amongst the upper crust? And I'm not talking Masterchef. A victim is a victim they'll either come quietly or I'll set the dogs on them, its natural selection really Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted November 23, 2020 Report Share Posted November 23, 2020 13 hours ago, Williewhoopassjohnson said: A victim is a victim they'll either come quietly or I'll set the dogs on them, its natural selection really OK Boss! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 25, 2020 Report Share Posted November 25, 2020 On 22/11/2020 at 19:45, Dyslexic cnut said: Did you get the Queen Victoria sponge cake, from Harrods that I sent you, complete with hidden file for the cell bars? You've fucked that right up. When he said he wanted a file, he meant an A4 lever-arch ring binder for his Terrence Higgins newsletters and Grindr printouts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted November 25, 2020 Report Share Posted November 25, 2020 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: You've fucked that right up. When he said he wanted a file, he meant an A4 lever-arch ring binder for his Terrence Higgins newsletters and Grindr printouts. Gay Times 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 25, 2020 Report Share Posted November 25, 2020 16 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Gay Times I've only ever seen one copy of 'The Gay Times' being sold in a shop. It was in Lewisham. I won't go back there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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