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2 minutes ago, Decimus said:

Challenge rejected. It's hardly a fair fucking fight, you've got Ape, The Major and Wolfie. What have I got? Other than @Goober, fuck all worth mentioning, that's what.

Every offence intended, Drew and Neil.

I'll take it you've got the same wigga problem up in the fens? As you well know I've done a bit of porridge, and seen people seriously maimed. These wannabe cunts would drop the act lively in any category b establishment. The blacks would be laughing their cornrolls off at the sight... 

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28 minutes ago, Decimus said:

Challenge rejected. It's hardly a fair fucking fight, you've got Ape, The Major and Wolfie. What have I got? Other than @Goober, fuck all worth mentioning, that's what.

Every offence intended, Drew and Neil.

You could always ask Drew to stop drinking cider. Without that income the entire South-West economy will collapse and they'll all starve to death. 

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43 minutes ago, Decimus said:

Challenge rejected. It's hardly a fair fucking fight, you've got Ape, The Major and Wolfie. What have I got? Other than @Goober, fuck all worth mentioning, that's what.

Every offence intended, Drew and Neil.

Yep,fuck you too,I'd always help you out.Which fucking way did you come in?

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14 minutes ago, Goober said:

You could always ask Drew to stop drinking cider. Without that income the entire South-West economy will collapse and they'll all starve to death. 

Judging by the standard of Drew's more recent posts, I'd estimate that he ditched super strength cider for methylated spirits about 10 months ago.

I suppose we could send Neil out in his rascal to terrify their womenfolk.

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1 minute ago, Decimus said:

Judging by the standard of Drew's more recent posts, I'd estimate that he ditched super strength cider for methylated spirits about 10 months ago.

I suppose we could send Neil out in his rascal to terrify their womenfolk.

He could not have. Russkies drunk the lot before covid even started.

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3 minutes ago, Decimus said:

Judging by the standard of Drew's more recent posts, I'd estimate that he ditched super strength cider for methylated spirits about 10 months ago.

I suppose we could send Neil out in his rascal to terrify their womenfolk.

Drew's shitting himself about the price of meths post January, and the six round a park bench rule isn't helping his habit either. He recently pm'd me regarding the recipes for hooch (prison alcohol), and is even considering making his own distillery. 

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25 minutes ago, Decimus said:

Judging by the standard of Drew's more recent posts, I'd estimate that he ditched super strength cider for methylated spirits about 10 months ago.

I suppose we could send Neil out in his rascal to terrify their womenfolk.

Britus is showing early potential. However, Pen would be in Stubby's team, which is a worry. Durable fucker and potentially unkillable. 

The sheep could be in the front line as part of Operation Certain Death. 

Reckon we could take 'em though. 

P.S. We are top of the league. Say we are top of the league!

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4 minutes ago, Major Cunt said:

I'll take it you've got the same wigga problem up in the fens? As you well know I've done a bit of porridge, and seen people seriously maimed. These wannabe cunts would drop the act lively in any category b establishment. The blacks would be laughing their cornrolls off at the sight... 

I blame this drill music bollocks personally. The videos of 9 stone faggots walking around wearing shitloads of crap bling and rabbiting shit about Glocks and Uzis has deluded the youth of provincial England into thinking that they're living the thug life. There's a few of them here down on the South coast who think backward shitholes like Southampton are England's answer to South Central LA and have to be constantly reminded to speak fucking English when addressing somebody over the age of 35.

 

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3 minutes ago, White Cunt said:

He could not have. Russkies drunk the lot before covid even started.

You underestimate the abilities of Drew when it comes to procuring alcohol.

His everyday intelligence is base at best, probably on a par with one of the lower order of primates. Give him a whiff of the sauce, though, and he's as cunning and tenacious as the majority of grand chess masters, the cunt won't stop until he's sated and out cold, lying in a pool of his own piss, vomit and spunk.

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1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Excellent.

I’m in deepest Gloucestershire surrounded by some the most disgusting yokel inbreds with guttural accents. I believe Uncle Ape is in these parts so with you a wolf we’ve got a cadre to rival those cousin fucking mutants from Norfolk led by chief fen monkey @Decimus 

Indeed - I’m between Cheltenham and Gloucester, a wretched hive of scum and villainy. 

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58 minutes ago, Decimus said:

Judging by the standard of Drew's more recent posts, I'd estimate that he ditched super strength cider for methylated spirits about 10 months ago.

I suppose we could send Neil out in his rascal to terrify their womenfolk.

I think even serial raper Neil might draw the line when it comes to some of hideous swamp beasts that roam the west. Most are so fucking fat his Bredford Rascal would struggle up the “hills” we have here- he’d need a Unimog at least to act as his strapped-to-a-mattress love machine 

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56 minutes ago, Decimus said:

You underestimate the abilities of Drew when it comes to procuring alcohol.

His everyday intelligence is base at best, probably on a par with one of the lower order of primates. Give him a whiff of the sauce, though, and he's as cunning and tenacious as the majority of grand chess masters, the cunt won't stop until he's sated and out cold, lying in a pool of his own piss, vomit and spunk.

Laugh out loud cunting. I’ve woken up the kids with that you bastard 

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1 hour ago, Decimus said:

You underestimate the abilities of Drew when it comes to procuring alcohol.

His everyday intelligence is base at best, probably on a par with one of the lower order of primates. Give him a whiff of the sauce, though, and he's as cunning and tenacious as the majority of grand chess masters, the cunt won't stop until he's sated and out cold, lying in a pool of his own piss, vomit and spunk.

Drew has recently equipped himself with a makeshift cannula, so being asleep/unconscious no longer means he has to stop drinking. No, a quick hookup to a litre of menthol or ethanol prior to passing out, and he wakes up pissed out of his head, thus allowing him to stay ahead of the game and not waste valuable time in the morning.

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1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said:

I think even serial raper Neil might draw the line when it comes to some of hideous swamp beasts that roam the west. Most are so fucking fat his Bredford Rascal would struggle up the “hills” we have here- he’d need a Unimog at least to act as his strapped-to-a-mattress love machine 

I think even Neil would struggle to find targets amongst the chromosome deprived monstrosities down here, Stubbs. Even after ram raiding Lloyd's in his Rascal for a year's supply of Viagra, and Temazepam to assist in his crime, he'd struggle to get it up. As you stated earlier 'CC' has decent firm of genetic specimens to repopulate the godforsaken West County. I dunno what Hitler would have thought of the place if operation Sea Lion was successful. 

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5 hours ago, Major Cunt said:

This both a disturbing and hilarious trend. I've also relocated to the South West, and am more accustomed to hearing the 'Worzels' dialect, but recently heard a cunt chatting patois like a Kingston yardie. What's the fascination of this generation with acting the wigga, and sounding like you're fresh off the North Peckham Estate? I'd like to sentence the cunts to a month in Tottenham with the mandem, and then laugh myself to tears as they come back traumatised. I honestly feel that humanity is fucked... 

Big batty girl good evening.  

I can see that your chicken needs seasoning.

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23 minutes ago, Major Cunt said:

I think even Neil would struggle to find targets amongst the chromosome deprived monstrosities down here, Stubbs. Even after ram raiding Lloyd's in his Rascal for a year's supply of Viagra, and Temazepam to assist in his crime, he'd struggle to get it up. As you stated earlier 'CC' has decent firm of genetic specimens to repopulate the godforsaken West County. I dunno what Hitler would have thought of the place if operation Sea Lion was successful. 

He’d probably have thought it was Cork.

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1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said:

I think even serial raper Neil might draw the line when it comes to some of hideous swamp beasts that roam the west. Most are so fucking fat his Bredford Rascal would struggle up the “hills” we have here- he’d need a Unimog at least to act as his strapped-to-a-mattress love machine 

DAF 45/150. Amphibious for some beach romance.

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2 hours ago, Ape™️ said:

Drew has recently equipped himself with a makeshift cannula, so being asleep/unconscious no longer means he has to stop drinking. No, a quick hookup to a litre of menthol or ethanol prior to passing out, and he wakes up pissed out of his head, thus allowing him to stay ahead of the game and not waste valuable time in the morning.

Did you meet Rose West whilst fruit picking with the West family?

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4 hours ago, Trucking Funt said:

I blame this drill music bollocks personally. The videos of 9 stone faggots walking around wearing shitloads of crap bling and rabbiting shit about Glocks and Uzis has deluded the youth of provincial England into thinking that they're living the thug life. There's a few of them here down on the South coast who think backward shitholes like Southampton are England's answer to South Central LA and have to be constantly reminded to speak fucking English when addressing somebody over the age of 35.

 

Couldn't agree more, Trucking. Haven't you heard of the Bournemouth Bloods, or the Weston Super Mare Rolling Gangsters? Both are a force to be reckoned with on the coast, and have pulled off several drive by shootings in pimped out 8 year old Fiesta's. The government has pushed through injunctions on many of the big city drill acts inciting acts of violence in their music. Therefore depriving them of a large chunk of readies. Some of these fucking idiots were still selling crack despite making a fortune in music. It's all imported from the States just like most subversive shite. 

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