Jake The Muss Posted October 22, 2020 Report Share Posted October 22, 2020 I guess everyone has had enough of this bollocks by now..but let's have a bit of fun with it and put your insane Covid stories here. One of the most insane tossers in all of this must be the Governor of California Gavin Newsom, apparently he asked people to put their masks back on in between bites when they're out dinning. My favorite has to go to the UK for closing the pubs at 10 because that's when Mr. Cronie likes to come out and fuck everyone up, although we are told that pubs are covid safe..so no need to wear a face nappy til 10, after all Mr.Cronie isn't about til then. One good thing is, i don't need to carry any hammers, all i have to do is walk down the street without a mask and watch all the daft cunts dive out of my way and fling themselves in to on coming traffic or walk in a shop maskless and watch the silly nappy cunts bump in to each other while giving me a wide berth, fuck me, it's like an episode of it's a knockout. Welcome to nappy nation, don't forget now..Hands, Face, Space.. fuck off. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted October 22, 2020 Report Share Posted October 22, 2020 Hands (in the till). (Must save) Face Space (waste of) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 22, 2020 Report Share Posted October 22, 2020 Pile of shit. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 22, 2020 Report Share Posted October 22, 2020 6 hours ago, Jake The Muss said: I guess everyone has had enough of this bollocks by now..but let's have a bit of fun with it and put your insane Covid stories here. One of the most insane tossers in all of this must be the Governor of California Gavin Newsom, apparently he asked people to put their masks back on in between bites when they're out dinning. My favorite has to go to the UK for closing the pubs at 10 because that's when Mr. Cronie likes to come out and fuck everyone up, although we are told that pubs are covid safe..so no need to wear a face nappy til 10, after all Mr.Cronie isn't about til then. One good thing is, i don't need to carry any hammers, all i have to do is walk down the street without a mask and watch all the daft cunts dive out of my way and fling themselves in to on coming traffic or walk in a shop maskless and watch the silly nappy cunts bump in to each other while giving me a wide berth, fuck me, it's like an episode of it's a knockout. Welcome to nappy nation, don't forget now..Hands, Face, Space.. fuck off. Canadas Chief Health Officer recently advised people to wear a mask when having sex, something Neil has been doing for years. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted October 22, 2020 Report Share Posted October 22, 2020 15 minutes ago, King Billy said: Canadas Chief Health Officer recently advised people to wear a mask when having sex, something Neil has been doing for years. Must be a walk in the park for a habitual balaclava wearer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted October 22, 2020 Report Share Posted October 22, 2020 1 hour ago, King Billy said: Canadas Chief Health Officer recently advised people to wear a mask when having sex, something Neil has been doing for years. You've seen the state of my missus boat race then? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted October 22, 2020 Report Share Posted October 22, 2020 37 minutes ago, Neil said: You've seen the state of my missus boat race then? You've persuaded a woman to not only come within 30 feet of you without the use of rohypnol and waiving her rights to use of a restraining order, but to share (what for handy reference purposes we will call...) your life with her? How the hell did you manage that then? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 22, 2020 Report Share Posted October 22, 2020 8 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: You've persuaded a woman to not only come within 30 feet of you without the use of rohypnol and waiving her rights to use of a restraining order, but to share (what for handy reference purposes we will call...) your life with her? How the hell did you manage that then? A full face mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted October 22, 2020 Report Share Posted October 22, 2020 2 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: You've persuaded a woman to not only come within 30 feet of you without the use of rohypnol and waiving her rights to use of a restraining order, but to share (what for handy reference purposes we will call...) your life with her? How the hell did you manage that then? Money! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted October 22, 2020 Author Report Share Posted October 22, 2020 7 hours ago, Frank said: Pile of shit. You fucking dullard. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted October 22, 2020 Author Report Share Posted October 22, 2020 5 hours ago, King Billy said: Canadas Chief Health Officer recently advised people to wear a mask when having sex, something Neil has been doing for years. Another classic is the video where people are dancing back to back with each other wearing face diapers. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 22, 2020 Report Share Posted October 22, 2020 5 hours ago, King Billy said: Canadas Chief Health Officer recently advised people to wear a mask when having sex, something Neil has been doing for years. Yeah but his is a Jimmy Savile mask. Now then now then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted October 22, 2020 Report Share Posted October 22, 2020 13 hours ago, Jake The Muss said: I guess everyone has had enough of this bollocks by now..but let's have a bit of fun with it and put your insane Covid stories here. One of the most insane tossers in all of this must be the Governor of California Gavin Newsom, apparently he asked people to put their masks back on in between bites when they're out dinning. My favorite has to go to the UK for closing the pubs at 10 because that's when Mr. Cronie likes to come out and fuck everyone up, although we are told that pubs are covid safe..so no need to wear a face nappy til 10, after all Mr.Cronie isn't about til then. One good thing is, i don't need to carry any hammers, all i have to do is walk down the street without a mask and watch all the daft cunts dive out of my way and fling themselves in to on coming traffic or walk in a shop maskless and watch the silly nappy cunts bump in to each other while giving me a wide berth, fuck me, it's like an episode of it's a knockout. Welcome to nappy nation, don't forget now..Hands, Face, Space.. fuck off. I’m not convinced with Bill’s ‘mask wanker’ stance as he has just fucked off for a holiday to Devon shortly after the govt. published data stating that it was the safest place in England right now Re: Chinky bat flu... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted October 22, 2020 Report Share Posted October 22, 2020 13 hours ago, Jake The Muss said: I guess everyone has had enough of this bollocks by now..but let's have a bit of fun with it and put your insane Covid stories here. One of the most insane tossers in all of this must be the Governor of California Gavin Newsom, apparently he asked people to put their masks back on in between bites when they're out dinning. My favorite has to go to the UK for closing the pubs at 10 because that's when Mr. Cronie likes to come out and fuck everyone up, although we are told that pubs are covid safe..so no need to wear a face nappy til 10, after all Mr.Cronie isn't about til then. One good thing is, i don't need to carry any hammers, all i have to do is walk down the street without a mask and watch all the daft cunts dive out of my way and fling themselves in to on coming traffic or walk in a shop maskless and watch the silly nappy cunts bump in to each other while giving me a wide berth, fuck me, it's like an episode of it's a knockout. Welcome to nappy nation, don't forget now..Hands, Face, Space.. fuck off. I suggest you fuck off to another website with your unused face mask (just in case a cop sees you, fucking coward) and heavily soiled and used colostomy bag strapped to your waist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 22, 2020 Report Share Posted October 22, 2020 5 hours ago, Neil said: You've seen the state of my missus boat race then? I was alluding more to when you tell the missus you’re just popping out to the 24hr garage in the van, and get home 5 or 6 hours later, covered in mud and blood spattering. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 22, 2020 Report Share Posted October 22, 2020 4 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: You've persuaded a woman to not only come within 30 feet of you without the use of rohypnol and waiving her rights to use of a restraining order, but to share (what for handy reference purposes we will call...) your life with her? How the hell did you manage that then? Fred West and Peter Sutcliffe we’re both happily married and still managed to have some fun outside the home environment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 22, 2020 Report Share Posted October 22, 2020 23 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I’m not convinced with Bill’s ‘mask wanker’ stance as he has just fucked off for a holiday to Devon shortly after the govt. published data stating that it was the safest place in England right now Re: Chinky bat flu... There were no holiday lets that tickled my fancy available in Moss Side, when I was trying to decide where to go. And Toxteth was way out of my price range. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted October 22, 2020 Report Share Posted October 22, 2020 1 minute ago, King Billy said: There were no holiday lets that tickled my fancy available in Moss Side, when I was trying to decide where to go. And Toxteth was way out of my price range. You sure? £610 for that gaff you were in, beginning of December...😳 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 22, 2020 Report Share Posted October 22, 2020 15 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: You sure? £610 for that gaff you were in, beginning of December...😳 Now you’ve really lost me. ?????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted October 22, 2020 Report Share Posted October 22, 2020 45 minutes ago, King Billy said: Now you’ve really lost me. ?????? The Lodge...ffs, they really did poison ur cider down there.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 22, 2020 Report Share Posted October 22, 2020 22 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: The Lodge...ffs, they really did poison ur cider down there.. Beginning of December? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 22, 2020 Report Share Posted October 22, 2020 1 minute ago, King Billy said: Beginning of December? I think he's trying to convince you that he's a secret agent and has cyber-tracked your movements. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 22, 2020 Report Share Posted October 22, 2020 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I think he's trying to convince you that he's a secret agent and has cyber-tracked your movements. “The names Bnod, Jmaes Bnod.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted October 22, 2020 Report Share Posted October 22, 2020 11 minutes ago, King Billy said: Beginning of December? Only time its available & that’s what they’re charging. There’s an additional fee to sleep in the Royal bed & they’re flogging vials (or viles) of crispy, orange-order dna....are you on a percentage? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 22, 2020 Report Share Posted October 22, 2020 36 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Only time its available & that’s what they’re charging. There’s an additional fee to sleep in the Royal bed & they’re flogging vials (or viles) of crispy, orange-order dna....are you on a percentage? You know when you’ve been Tnagoed. LOL. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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