Penny Farthing Posted October 30, 2020 Report Share Posted October 30, 2020 1 minute ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Good evening. What's fucking good about it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted October 30, 2020 Report Share Posted October 30, 2020 Just now, Dawn Chorus said: What's fucking good about it? I don't know, but I can't be bothered to tell you to fuck off anymore. I thought I'd try a different way to approach our interesting conversations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted October 30, 2020 Report Share Posted October 30, 2020 16 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: I don't know, but I can't be bothered to tell you to fuck off anymore. I thought I'd try a different way to approach our interesting conversations. "Interesting conversations".. yawn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 30, 2020 Report Share Posted October 30, 2020 17 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: I don't know, but I can't be bothered to tell you to fuck off anymore. I thought I'd try a different way to approach our interesting conversations. Mind your own business and keep your fucking nose out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted October 30, 2020 Report Share Posted October 30, 2020 34 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Amazing! That’s exactly the kind of reply @JohnnySaucePantswould make! Is it? Well thanks for letting me know. Anything else to say? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 30, 2020 Report Share Posted October 30, 2020 9 minutes ago, JohnnySaucePants said: Far from it, its a stunning day and a warm 25 degrees and im off to Lyttleton morning markets for artichokes and a look around. Then off out to dinner this evening at "Mr Goughs" home. Just thought i'd ask about the e-mail you never sent. Not a good idea to rope all on here into the scumbag category. Maybe it's just you and the likes of Ape. Have a nice day. Cunt 🙂 I’ll bet you have a dark place for your artichokes.... lol. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 30, 2020 Report Share Posted October 30, 2020 13 minutes ago, JohnnySaucePants said: Far from it, its a stunning day and a warm 25 degrees and im off to Lyttleton morning markets for artichokes and a look around. Then off out to dinner this evening at "Mr Goughs" home. Just thought i'd ask about the e-mail you never sent. Not a good idea to rope all on here into the scumbag category. Maybe it's just you and the likes of Ape. Have a nice day. Cunt 🙂 It’s lovely that you find time in your busy and fulfilled life to continually drop in and tell a load of complete strangers, who all think you’re a total wanker and don’t give a fuck about anything you say or do, about what’s happening in your imaginary utopian life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 30, 2020 Report Share Posted October 30, 2020 1 minute ago, Ape™️ said: It’s lovely that you find time in your busy and fulfilled life to continually drop in and tell a load of complete strangers, who all think you’re a total wanker and don’t give a fuck about anything you say or do, about what’s happening in your imaginary utopian life. Have you ever eaten an Artichoke Ape? Or have you choked an over eager gerbil? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 30, 2020 Report Share Posted October 30, 2020 (edited) 15 hours ago, JohnnySaucePants said: Far from it, its a stunning day and a warm 25 degrees and im off to Lyttleton morning markets for artichokes and a look around. Then off out to dinner this evening at "Mr Goughs" home. Just thought i'd ask about the e-mail you never sent. Not a good idea to rope all on here into the scumbag category. Maybe it's just you and the likes of Ape. Have a nice day. Cunt 🙂 Are you actually still claiming to be a personal friend of a high profile NZ millionaire? The one who didn't mind you posting his address as your own on Cunts Corner... you really are making yourself look like an idiot of staggering proportions. You pitiful little fantasist man child. Edited October 31, 2020 by Mrs Roops Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 30, 2020 Report Share Posted October 30, 2020 4 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Totally wrong description, and Che Guevara top wearing cunts can fuck right off. Fair enough if it was your choice to wear one, my choice is not to and I won't be told by this useless Government who have totally fucked up (an admittedly difficult situation) their response to this 'pandemic'. If someone wants to wear a mask then fine that's their choice but don't try and take away my choice. I agree with you on this one. I am similarly against being told to wear a fucking mask which comes in a package plainly marked ‘ DOES NOT OFFER PROTECTION FROM CORONA VIRUS’ The whole ‘Pandemic’ bollocks is imo a hoax and I will not be taking part in the silly games being played by those in power. They can fuck right off as far as I’m concerned. Likewise with lockdowns and tier 1, tier 2 etc. garbage. DON’T FART OR YOU'LL KILL GRANNY! SNIFF IT ALL UP GRANNY OR GO FUCK YOURSELF. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 30, 2020 Report Share Posted October 30, 2020 2 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Haha no, although I used to use the Gym near it. I live in a much nicer part of the best borough in London. How is life under the flyover these days? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted October 30, 2020 Report Share Posted October 30, 2020 17 minutes ago, King Billy said: How is life under the flyover these days? I don't live under the Westway. Not far from it though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted October 30, 2020 Report Share Posted October 30, 2020 20 minutes ago, King Billy said: I agree with you on this one. I am similarly against being told to wear a fucking mask which comes in a package plainly marked ‘ DOES NOT OFFER PROTECTION FROM CORONA VIRUS’ The whole ‘Pandemic’ bollocks is imo a hoax and I will not be taking part in the silly games being played by those in power. They can fuck right off as far as I’m concerned. Likewise with lockdowns and tier 1, tier 2 etc. garbage. DON’T FART OR YOU'LL KILL GRANNY! SNIFF IT ALL UP GRANNY OR GO FUCK YOURSELF. It's a joke this whole pandemic, fuck it and if I die of drowning after testing positive for Covid 19 27 day's earlier then that's that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted October 30, 2020 Report Share Posted October 30, 2020 2 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: I don't know, but I can't be bothered to tell you to fuck off anymore. I thought I'd try a different way to approach our interesting conversations. Two fuckwits exchanging posts does not make an interesting conversation. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted October 30, 2020 Report Share Posted October 30, 2020 1 minute ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: It's a joke this whole pandemic, fuck it and if I die of drowning after testing positive for Covid 19 27 day's earlier then that's that. Fuck off and dying of anything immediately would be fine with me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted October 30, 2020 Report Share Posted October 30, 2020 2 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Two fuckwits exchanging posts does not make an interesting conversation. Well said Cunty BigBollox. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted October 30, 2020 Report Share Posted October 30, 2020 2 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Fuck off and dying of anything immediately would be fine with me. You're talking about yourself and not me right? You couldn't be that cruel could you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted October 30, 2020 Report Share Posted October 30, 2020 3 hours ago, Joker said: Says the cunt who's probably picked-up more shit than the council road sweeper. You should know, Mr Shit – aka 'R-soles'. What I should've known is the ideal job for the site's leading scat expert was obvious from the outset. The fact your online demeanour carries the hallmarks of a hi-vis wearing, Pot Noodle-snorting, thick-as-dogshit manual council oaf simply strengthens the notion you've got the opportunity to be roadside all hours, collecting shit to examine later in your Jeffrey Dahmer-type bedsit. Creepy little worm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 30, 2020 Report Share Posted October 30, 2020 21 minutes ago, Wolfie said: You should know, Mr Shit – aka 'R-soles'. What I should've known is the ideal job for the site's leading scat expert was obvious from the outset. The fact your online demeanour carries the hallmarks of a hi-vis wearing, Pot Noodle-snorting, thick-as-dogshit manual council oaf simply strengthens the notion you've got the opportunity to be roadside all hours, collecting shit to examine later in your Jeffrey Dahmer-type bedsit. Creepy little worm. Alexi Sayle, the vampire driving instructor. From Johannasberg? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 30, 2020 Report Share Posted October 30, 2020 14 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Alexi Sayle, the vampire driving instructor. From Johannasberg? Habitat sofa coffins. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 30, 2020 Report Share Posted October 30, 2020 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Habitat sofa coffins. Has anyone told the “stiffy” joke yet? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 30, 2020 Report Share Posted October 30, 2020 1 hour ago, Ape™️ said: Has anyone told the “stiffy” joke yet? So. Have we got a video? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 31, 2020 Report Share Posted October 31, 2020 11 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: So. Have we got a video? Yes -- we've -- got -- a -- vid -- e - o!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 31, 2020 Report Share Posted October 31, 2020 6 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I know, I know. I don't have Facebook and I wouldn't have one of those Alexa things. A digital aid for spastics who need to be told what to do and have everything organised for them. If I had your IT skills, I would derive much enjoyment from reprogramming my friends and family's Alexa machines to respond to every request with... "GO FUCK YOURSELF" An “Alexa thing” pretty much saved my mother’s life last year. She passed out in the toilet and ended up lying on the floor for most of the night, having come down hard and injuring herself. As she had an Alexa in her bedroom, she managed to drag herself along the landing and ask it to send me a message, which, once I’d managed to understand, allowed me to contact my brother who lives locally to her. After finding her slumped on the floor, he called an ambulance and she was admitted to hospital for several days. She’s still suffering with a back injury as a result of the fall, but she’s alive and kicking. She’s not a spastic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 31, 2020 Report Share Posted October 31, 2020 28 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: An “Alexa thing” pretty much saved my mother’s life last year. She passed out in the toilet and ended up lying on the floor for most of the night, having come down hard and injuring herself. As she had an Alexa in her bedroom, she managed to drag herself along the landing and ask it to send me a message, which, once I’d managed to understand, allowed me to contact my brother who lives locally to her. After finding her slumped on the floor, he called an ambulance and she was admitted to hospital for several days. She’s still suffering with a back injury as a result of the fall, but she’s alive and kicking. She’s not a spastic. I don't doubt they have their uses. I personally find the idea of a lump of plastic talking to me quite irritating. Maybe it's the voice. I wonder if they do a 'Rab C Nesbitt', or a Vyvyan Basterd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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