Frank Posted January 6, 2021 Report Share Posted January 6, 2021 42 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: The new lockdown has not gone down well with @Wolfie. He’s taken to stalking & trolling. How the fuck he got my address is anyone’s guess. I always had bindipping as being beneath him. No more, sadly. I’ve been through it, DC. Nothing much to report apart from a slight oversight on your part. As far as I’m concerned you’re a breath of fresh air.. open and honest with the entire board. You might’ve considered posting on the 3rd, but who gives a shit? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 6, 2021 Report Share Posted January 6, 2021 9 minutes ago, Frank said: I’ve been through it, DC. Nothing much to report apart from a slight oversight on your part. As far as I’m concerned you’re a breath of fresh air.. open and honest with the entire board. You might’ve considered posting on the 3rd, but who gives a shit? This might actually work. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted January 7, 2021 Report Share Posted January 7, 2021 12 minutes ago, JohnnySaucePants said: Well, good luck with it, and fuck off. Suns out here, 28 degrees, and no fucking covid. Fuck off again. Johnny I’m not convinced you’re for me, but there’s something very funny about telling someone to fuck off twice in the same post. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 7, 2021 Report Share Posted January 7, 2021 12 minutes ago, JohnnySaucePants said: I thought i told you to fuck off. Why havnt you fucked off? When i tell you to fuck off, youre supposed to fuck off, so fuck off. If you try writing it in English, he might understand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 7, 2021 Report Share Posted January 7, 2021 1 hour ago, Frank said: DC I’m not quite up to speed. Would you mind explaining, briefly, what on earth is going on? Fucking simpleton. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted January 7, 2021 Report Share Posted January 7, 2021 Just now, Decimus said: Fucking simpleton. I’ve just seen the correspondence between you and that fucking sluggard.. camberwell gypsy. Is she still drawing a salary? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted January 7, 2021 Report Share Posted January 7, 2021 48 minutes ago, Frank said: I’ve been through it, DC. Nothing much to report apart from a slight oversight on your part. As far as I’m concerned you’re a breath of fresh air.. open and honest with the entire board. You might’ve considered posting on the 3rd, but who gives a shit? It had to be retrospective, Francolino, otherwise it would have been a betrayal to strangers. I’m claiming no kudos here, it was just information which has been misrepresented by the usual miscreants. Mrs Cnut & I have tested positive, Lat.flow & PCR and bedridden. Strange days indeed. HNY however. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted January 7, 2021 Report Share Posted January 7, 2021 2 hours ago, Wolfie said: Nope – I'm inferring you're probably in your 20s with the mental age of a remedial teenager, you egotistic know-it-all little prick. It seems you already consider yourself one of the site's big-hitters, but this poor man's heavyweight act is getting very tiresome. It was only recently you attempted to throw your minnow's weight around by PMing more experienced members with your unwelcome suggestions, thereafter declaring your hand as an expert in just about every walk of life (weapons, politics, photography, cameras, Liverpudlian gangsters, holiday resorts, government-level telecoms et al). You're starting to come across like JSP on steroids, you ridiculous juvenile blow-off. Just an opinion, not expertise...bin rummaging oddball. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted January 7, 2021 Report Share Posted January 7, 2021 1 minute ago, Dyslexic cnut said: It had to be retrospective, Francolino, otherwise it would have been a betrayal to strangers. I’m claiming no kudos here, it was just information which has been misrepresented by the usual miscreants. Mrs Cnut & I have tested positive, Lat.flow & PCR and bedridden. Strange days indeed. HNY however. I’ve just surfaced from what I thought was a sorry episode of Covid. As it turns out I was all bunged up with larynx problems... laryngospasm, or ‘dry drowning’. Fuck me DC, I should be dead already. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 7, 2021 Report Share Posted January 7, 2021 9 minutes ago, JohnnySaucePants said: Its a quote or near enough from Malcolm Tucker from In the Thick of It. One of my favourite series. Omnishambles. Now that should be included in the dictionary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 7, 2021 Report Share Posted January 7, 2021 15 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: It had to be retrospective, Francolino, otherwise it would have been a betrayal to strangers. I’m claiming no kudos here, it was just information which has been misrepresented by the usual miscreants. Mrs Cnut & I have tested positive, Lat.flow & PCR and bedridden. Strange days indeed. HNY however. Frank is a cunt. Just saying. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted January 7, 2021 Report Share Posted January 7, 2021 2 minutes ago, Frank said: I’ve just surfaced from what I thought was a sorry episode of Covid. As it turns out I was all bunged up with larynx problems... laryngospasm, or ‘dry drowning’. Fuck me DC, I should be dead already. I don’t know if it’s this so-called ‘strain’ or testing, but almost every other person I know here has got it & spread it quickly. We’re quite poorly here in Casa Cnut. I’m changing my will tomorrow. Anything you’d like, should there be a downturn? You always admired my Coy karp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 7, 2021 Report Share Posted January 7, 2021 14 minutes ago, JohnnySaucePants said: Its a quote or near enough from Malcolm Tucker from In the Thick of It. One of my favourite series. Behind Tellytubbies and X Factor I’d guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted January 7, 2021 Report Share Posted January 7, 2021 1 minute ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I don’t know if it’s this so-called ‘strain’ or testing, but almost every other person I know here has got it & spread it quickly. We’re quite poorly here in Casa Cnut. I’m changing my will tomorrow. Anything you’d like, should there be a downturn? You always admired my Coy karp. If she comes through, I’ll take Mrs Cnut, thank you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 7, 2021 Report Share Posted January 7, 2021 1 minute ago, King Billy said: Frank is a cunt. Just saying. Don't spoil it Bill. Frank was reeling DC in with his 'port in a storm' friendship routine, I was quite looking forward to the money shot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 7, 2021 Report Share Posted January 7, 2021 8 minutes ago, Frank said: I’ve just surfaced from what I thought was a sorry episode of Covid. As it turns out I was all bunged up with larynx problems... laryngospasm, or ‘dry drowning’. Fuck me DC, I should be dead already. Hang yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted January 7, 2021 Report Share Posted January 7, 2021 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: Don't spoil it Bill. Frank was reeling DC in with his 'port in a storm' friendship routine, I was quite looking forward to the money shot. Dismissing an honest friendship like this is quite cruel E. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 7, 2021 Report Share Posted January 7, 2021 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: Don't spoil it Bill. Frank was reeling DC in with his 'port in a storm' friendship routine, I was quite looking forward to the money shot. Wait for it.... 1 minute ago, Frank said: If she comes through, I’ll take Mrs Cnut, thank you. Ithangyow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted January 7, 2021 Report Share Posted January 7, 2021 2 minutes ago, Frank said: If she comes through, I’ll take Mrs Cnut, thank you. 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Wait for it.... Ithangyow. Right now, that would be a blessed relief. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 7, 2021 Report Share Posted January 7, 2021 2 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Right now, that would be a blessed relief. In that case, familiarise yourself with the work of Claus Von Bulow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 7, 2021 Report Share Posted January 7, 2021 6 minutes ago, Frank said: If she comes through, I’ll take Mrs Cnut, thank you. Happy New Year Frank. Let’s hope it’s your last. Kill yourself. You’ve got nothing whatsoever to look forward to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted January 7, 2021 Report Share Posted January 7, 2021 6 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Right now, that would be a blessed relief. If you’ve ever thought of knocking her off, there’s no better time than now, DC. In theory, you’re both dead anyway. I’ll come back to you in the morning with a blueprint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted January 7, 2021 Report Share Posted January 7, 2021 9 minutes ago, Frank said: If you’ve ever thought of knocking her off, there’s no better time than now, DC. In theory, you’re both dead anyway. I’ll come back to you in the morning with a blueprint. Is it Ming’s? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted January 7, 2021 Report Share Posted January 7, 2021 9 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Is it Ming’s? Sit tight, DC. Put in a couple of calls to your GP over the next few days outlining poor Mrs C’s deteriorating condition; breathing difficulties, high temperature.. delirium. What are we looking at, genuinely? I’m assuming late forties early fifties. Is she a big lady? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted January 7, 2021 Report Share Posted January 7, 2021 9 minutes ago, Frank said: Sit tight, DC. Put in a couple of calls to your GP over the next few days outlining poor Mrs C’s deteriorating condition; breathing difficulties, high temperature.. delirium. What are we looking at, genuinely? I’m assuming late forties early fifties. Is she a big lady? She’s athletic & like a racing snake F. I’ll take your loving advice and concern. However, these stairs aren’t going to hoover themselves. I’ll be in touch should I be further inconvenienced, your loyalty is duly noted and will be remembered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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