Earl of Punkape Posted October 23, 2020 Report Share Posted October 23, 2020 9 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: You mean 'up anything interesting'! Good evening strumpet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 23, 2020 Report Share Posted October 23, 2020 2 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Hello peasant. I’m playing golf tomorrow at my exclusive club and after Mass on Sunday I’m playing golf again at my exclusive golf club. A friend of mine is delivering some fat Partridges tomorrow so that’s dinner for tomorrow evening then it’s wild duck for Sunday. Are you having beans at the weekend? What's your favourite iron? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 23, 2020 Report Share Posted October 23, 2020 1 minute ago, Earl of Punkape said: Hello peasant. I’m playing golf tomorrow at my exclusive club and after Mass on Sunday I’m playing golf again at my exclusive golf club. A friend of mine is delivering some fat Partridges tomorrow so that’s dinner for tomorrow evening then it’s wild duck for Sunday. Are you having beans at the weekend? Why do you always have to say “exclusive club”? Will the subject of same-sex civil partnerships be discussed at Mass, now that the head of the faggot factory says he supports it? Bet you and Mtembe are delighted at being able to hold hands in church now. Fucking wanker. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted October 23, 2020 Report Share Posted October 23, 2020 4 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Why do you always have to say “exclusive club”? Will the subject of same-sex civil partnerships be discussed at Mass, now that the head of the faggot factory says he supports it? Bet you and Mtembe are delighted at being able to hold hands in church now. Fucking wanker. Because he is the only member,If he invited ALL of his friends he could hire out a phone box.......and there would still be room for 2 more.FORE!(skin) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 23, 2020 Report Share Posted October 23, 2020 13 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Hello peasant. I’m playing golf tomorrow at my exclusive club and after Mass on Sunday I’m playing golf again at my exclusive golf club. A friend of mine is delivering some fat Partridges tomorrow so that’s dinner for tomorrow evening then it’s wild duck for Sunday. Are you having beans at the weekend? Do you use the same clubs that Sir Edward used? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 23, 2020 Report Share Posted October 23, 2020 10 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Why do you always have to say “exclusive club”? Will the subject of same-sex civil partnerships be discussed at Mass, now that the head of the faggot factory says he supports it? Bet you and Mtembe are delighted at being able to hold hands in church now. Fucking wanker. The Pope has only expressed Christian tolerance of the legal aspects of those who wish to lead morally disordered lives. Cunts like you would wish twist his words to promote live buggery and incest in all places of worship across the globe. You would never be invited to be a member of my golf club because you’re a religious bigot and a pleb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 23, 2020 Report Share Posted October 23, 2020 11 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: Do you use the same clubs that Sir Edward used? Edward Du Cann ? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 23, 2020 Report Share Posted October 23, 2020 23 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: What's your favourite iron? George Michael. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 23, 2020 Report Share Posted October 23, 2020 1 minute ago, Earl of Punkape said: George Michael. Damn! You ruined my joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 23, 2020 Report Share Posted October 23, 2020 2 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: The Pope has only expressed Christian tolerance of the legal aspects of those who wish to lead morally disordered lives. Cunts like you would wish twist his words to promote live buggery and incest in all places of worship across the globe. You would never be invited to be a member of my golf club because you’re a religious bigot and a pleb. You do surprise me. And as for the Pope - he’s given the thumbs up bumming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 23, 2020 Report Share Posted October 23, 2020 10 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Edward Du Cann ? No a certain St Edward who had an unfinished tower built at Wembley in the late 1890s Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 23, 2020 Report Share Posted October 23, 2020 3 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: No a certain St Edward who had an unfinished tower built at Wembley in the late 1890s Wembley is a thugs coven... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 23, 2020 Report Share Posted October 23, 2020 12 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: You do surprise me. And as for the Pope - he’s given the thumbs up bumming. If the Pope goes any further Opus Dei will retire him... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 23, 2020 Report Share Posted October 23, 2020 3 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: If the Pope goes any further Opus Dei will retire him... The Pope will soon come out. You just wait and see. He’s preparing the way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted October 23, 2020 Report Share Posted October 23, 2020 27 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: The Pope has only expressed Christian tolerance of the legal aspects of those who wish to lead morally disordered lives. Cunts like you would wish twist his words to promote live buggery and incest in all places of worship across the globe. You would never be invited to be a member of my golf club because you’re a religious bigot and a pleb. But in a nutshell, he's inviting sodomites to attend mass with normal people in flagrant violation of the bible's teachings, is he not? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 23, 2020 Report Share Posted October 23, 2020 4 minutes ago, Trucking Funt said: But in a nutshell, he's inviting sodomites to attend mass with normal people in flagrant violation of the bible's teachings, is he not? No he’s not. You simply want to peddle mandatory buggery into Church scripture because you hate God. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 23, 2020 Report Share Posted October 23, 2020 16 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: The Pope will soon come out. You just wait and see. He’s preparing the way. Another atheist zealot trying pathetically to integrate gross indecency into the Christian hierarchy,destroy the Church and promote global depravity to the third world... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 23, 2020 Report Share Posted October 23, 2020 14 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: No he’s not. You simply want to peddle mandatory buggery into Church scripture because you hate God. How can you hate something that doesn’t exist? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 23, 2020 Report Share Posted October 23, 2020 8 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Another atheist zealot trying pathetically to integrate gross indecency into the Christian hierarchy,destroy the Church and promote global depravity to the third world... Has the pope ever been caught bumming? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 23, 2020 Report Share Posted October 23, 2020 6 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: How can you hate something that doesn’t exist? God made you so you hate him... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 23, 2020 Report Share Posted October 23, 2020 5 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: God made you so you hate him... I was made by the universe, by evolution, by biology, by physics and by time. If “god” made you, I’m pretty sure he’s regretting it now. It’s well documented that he hates poofs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted October 23, 2020 Report Share Posted October 23, 2020 6 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: God made you so you hate him... This is sounding like a Harold Pinter radio play. Could we have some lighter items thrown into the conversation? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 23, 2020 Report Share Posted October 23, 2020 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Has the pope ever been caught bumming? The Papacy was hijacked by some dubious Italian families in the Middle Ages who placed some very disturbing characters into the Vatican. However they were eventually removed. All religions have at some point been hijacked by political opportunists and perverts. Islam is currently infected with despotic Islamist Juntas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted October 23, 2020 Report Share Posted October 23, 2020 Just now, Ape™️ said: I was made by the universe, by evolution, by biology, by physics and by time. If “god” made you, I’m pretty sure he’s regretting it now. It’s well documented that he hates poofs. Here we go again. Make me laugh, make me cry, for fucks sake just give us some old fashioned entertainment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 23, 2020 Report Share Posted October 23, 2020 1 minute ago, ChildeHarold said: This is sounding like a Harold Pinter radio play. Could we have some lighter items thrown into the conversation? Fuck off and make a soufflé... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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