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2 hours ago, Frank said:

If half the stuff you write is nonsense, and the other half is only half true, I’m not minded to be overly concerned, billy. I’ll take my chances. If you really want some action, send me your threats via pm. 

The sort of action you like is not for me Quentin. I’ve never been a fan of the old cock in male anus action that you’re renowned for. Thanks anyway. Punkers will be out soon. You may have more luck with him.

Polyester wearing nif nof.

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6 hours ago, Frank said:

What a glorious morning here in Hucclecote. I could murder a cup of tea. 
 

 

 

3 hours ago, Frank said:

Pen, I’m in Golders Hill park with all the fucking Jews. What a wonderful day. The Covid queue for a ball of gelato almost reaches the Heath extension! 

So at around 10am you're in Gloucestershite and by lunchtime you're in the jewish quarter of London. Fucking hell that takes some doing. You got a helicopter?

 

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7 hours ago, Frank said:

If half the stuff you write is nonsense, and the other half is only half true, I’m not minded to be overly concerned, billy. I’ll take my chances. If you really want some action, send me your threats via pm. 

I'm hoping this will end with a prearranged straightner. You know the drill, Frank. Firstly, arrange a time and a place with Bill via PM, and then let the board know the location.

I'm thinking we could settle all future disputes like this, and also provide some much needed entertainment, as you've been incredibly slack on the video front lately. 

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21 minutes ago, Major Cunt said:

I'm hoping this will end with a prearranged straightner. You know the drill, Frank. Firstly, arrange a time and a place with Bill via PM, and then let the board know the location.

I'm thinking we could settle all future disputes like this, and also provide some much needed entertainment, as you've been incredibly slack on the video front lately. 

Steady on major, Frank is 8 Stone soaking wet and has a combo of stage 4 terminal cancer and tertiary bad AIDS. A one legged cripple could beat the shit out of him without breaking sweat. We want a contest. Perhaps a fight to the death with one of Punkapes freshly shampooed gerbils

I know which kebab shop he lives above, however.

 

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47 minutes ago, Major Cunt said:

I'm hoping this will end with a prearranged straightner. You know the drill, Frank. Firstly, arrange a time and a place with Bill via PM, and then let the board know the location.

I'm thinking we could settle all future disputes like this, and also provide some much needed entertainment, as you've been incredibly slack on the video front lately. 

Be in no doubt Major that the twig legged has been would last only seconds, till I smashed his jaw in about 27 places with the first righthander. I doubt he would even turn up unless he was wearing a wire and the Old Bill were in situ in every bush with a dozen red laser dots trained on me. Probably the snivelling bograt would have the Sun signed up for an exclusive and Piers Morgan on speed dial. It’d probably be still worth it even knowing all that, unless he insisted on both parties wearing masks. I ain’t no mask wanker.

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Imperial College London where our so called government have been getting all their ‘science’ from have today revealed the bombshell news that vaccines are now breaking the link between Covid cases and hospitalisations. No fucking shit. Wow. Who knew?

Coincidentally today, University College London who  our so called government have not been relying on for the last year for ‘science’ have stated that the U.K. will by Monday have achieved herd immunity, with 73% of the adult population being vaccinated, recovered from the plague or carrying antibodies making all of them immune.

Our so called government have chosen to completely ignore this well respected institutions inconvenient report, having previously stated that ‘ science’ was the pathway to freedom. 

FREEDOM? How dare these fucking semi retarded power addicts tell us when and if we can have our freedom back, as if they own it and we should all be taking the knee to their benevolence and clapping like manky fucking seals to thank them for letting us out of our fucking houses to survey the carnage they’ve inflicted on our high streets, while they’ve been giving themselves pay rises and racking up their expenses for sitting at home on their lardy arseholes and awarding multimillion pound contracts to their mates and relatives. 

Every single one of these so called politicians needs to be held to account for their dishonesty, their incompetence and their absolute contempt for the 99.9% of the population whose lives they have destroyed.

Hang the fucking lot of them (while wearing 3 masks of course).

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14 minutes ago, King Billy said:

Imperial College London where our so called government have been getting all their ‘science’ from have today revealed the bombshell news that vaccines are now breaking the link between Covid cases and hospitalisations. No fucking shit. Wow. Who knew?

Coincidentally today, University College London who  our so called government have not been relying on for the last year for ‘science’ have stated that the U.K. will by Monday have achieved herd immunity, with 73% of the adult population being vaccinated, recovered from the plague or carrying antibodies making all of them immune.

Our so called government have chosen to completely ignore this well respected institutions inconvenient report, having previously stated that ‘ science’ was the pathway to freedom. 

FREEDOM? How dare these fucking semi retarded power addicts tell us when and if we can have our freedom back, as if they own it and we should all be taking the knee to their benevolence and clapping like manky fucking seals to thank them for letting us out of our fucking houses to survey the carnage they’ve inflicted on our high streets, while they’ve been giving themselves pay rises and racking up their expenses for sitting at home on their lardy arseholes and awarding multimillion pound contracts to their mates and relatives. 

Every single one of these so called politicians needs to be held to account for their dishonesty, their incompetence and their absolute contempt for the 99.9% of the population whose lives they have destroyed.

Hang the fucking lot of them (while wearing 3 masks of course).

After this meaningless anti something diatribe we have conclusive proof Billy not only fucks a high horse but rides his high horse round the equestrian course, takes it for a nice frisky gallop on grass, then a bit of salt water therapy along the beach followed by dressage and a few jumps before a massive stud session and him riding his high horse back onto the stable to be rubbed down by his favourite stable boy. 

Nighty night Prancer. Sleep tight my darling. 

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1 minute ago, ChildeHarold said:

After this meaningless anti something diatribe we have conclusive proof Billy not only fucks a high horse but rides his high horse round the equestrian course, takes it for a nice frisky gallop on grass, then a bit of salt water therapy along the beach followed by dressage and a few jumps before a massive stud session and him riding his high horse back onto the stable to be rubbed down by his favourite stable boy. 

Nighty night Prancer. Sleep tight my darling. 

Usual incoherent nonsense from our mongoloid in chief. Can you explain to anyone why you insist on this rigmarole every day? You weird little troll. Fuck off and stay fucked off.

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A recent poll, commissioned by The Economist magazine and conducted by ipsos mori should be an indication of ‘ Covid insanity’ to anyone still under the illusion that they haven’t been taken over by a year and a half of constant fearmongering by the MSM and the lizards masquerading as scientists and politicians.

More than 20% of the people surveyed were in favour of a permanent curfew at 10pm every night, even if Covid 19 was completely eradicated.

25% were in favour of all nightclubs and casinos permanently closed.

35% were in favour of anyone entering the U.K. having to quarantine for at least 10 days forever, again even if Covid 19 was eradicated completely.

STAY HOME

WASH YOUR HANDS

SAVE THE NHS

KEEP TAKING THE TABLETS AND STOP LICKING THE FUCKING WINDOWS YOU PATHETIC CUNTS

 

 

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16 minutes ago, King Billy said:

A recent poll, commissioned by The Economist magazine and conducted by ipsos mori should be an indication of ‘ Covid insanity’ to anyone still under the illusion that they haven’t been taken over by a year and a half of constant fearmongering by the MSM and the lizards masquerading as scientists and politicians.

More than 20% of the people surveyed were in favour of a permanent curfew at 10pm every night, even if Covid 19 was completely eradicated.

25% were in favour of all nightclubs and casinos permanently closed.

35% were in favour of anyone entering the U.K. having to quarantine for at least 10 days forever, again even if Covid 19 was eradicated completely.

STAY HOME

WASH YOUR HANDS

SAVE THE NHS

KEEP TAKING THE TABLETS AND STOP LICKING THE FUCKING WINDOWS YOU PATHETIC CUNTS

 

 

Was in a shop in Crawley this afternoon and overheard two young girls working there. "After 19th, I'm not going to take my mask off at all. I'm going to keep wearing everytime I leave the house". 

"Why"? Asked her friend.

"Because I'm really worried that I'll catch covid and die".

"What about if you get your jabs"?

"But a scientist on TV yesterday said that there'll be more variants that could put hundreds of thousands of people in hospital and the NHS will collapse".

Eric Cuntman said somewhere else on here that he's gonna end up kicking someone's head in. I fucking know what he's talking about. 

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I've been simply amazed by the number of people I've met who seem to actually revel in the amount of control the government has had over their lives since last year. I'd say over fifty percent of my immediate friendship group do not want the restrictions to end later this month, and fully support the Draconian methods our elected politicians have enforced upon us over the past 18 months.

My attitude changed from one of compliance to an outright refusal to follow "Ze Rules" in December last year. We had prepared a huge get together for our family, including a number of elderly relatives who had been isolating for months. Then lo and behold, the fucking fat, Etonian, pig fucking moron in charge of this whole shit show said we could only see our family and friends on Christmas Day itself.

Who the fuck is this government, or anyone else for that matter, to mandate to me who I can and can't see and when and where I can. Last time I checked we didn't live in 1930s Germany, where your movements were monitored and restricted, and neighbours were encouraged to "inform" on anyone not sticking to the party line. Yet here we are, pretty much living it.

I had my get together anyway, stretched over four days, and I'll be doing the same this year regardless of what some twat with a load of graphs, charts and scare tactics has to say about it.

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8 minutes ago, Decimus said:

I've been simply amazed by the number of people I've met who seem to actually revel in the amount of control the government has had over their lives since last year. I'd say over fifty percent of my immediate friendship group do not want the restrictions to end later this month, and fully support the Draconian methods our elected politicians have enforced upon us over the past 18 months.

My attitude changed from one of compliance to an outright refusal to follow "Ze Rules" in December last year. We had prepared a huge get together for our family, including a number of elderly relatives who had been isolating for months. Then lo and behold, the fucking fat, Etonian, pig fucking moron in charge of this whole shit show said we could only see our family and friends on Christmas Day itself.

Who the fuck is this government, or anyone else for that matter, to mandate to me who I can and can't see and when and where I can. Last time I checked we didn't live in 1930s Germany, where your movements were monitored and restricted, and neighbours were encouraged to "inform" on anyone not sticking to the party line. Yet here we are, pretty much living it.

I had my get together anyway, stretched over four days, and I'll be doing the same this year regardless of what some twat with a load of graphs, charts and scare tactics has to say about it.

Most of them didn't want to come anyway 

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36 minutes ago, Decimus said:

I've been simply amazed by the number of people I've met who seem to actually revel in the amount of control the government has had over their lives since last year. I'd say over fifty percent of my immediate friendship group do not want the restrictions to end later this month, and fully support the Draconian methods our elected politicians have enforced upon us over the past 18 months.

My attitude changed from one of compliance to an outright refusal to follow "Ze Rules" in December last year. We had prepared a huge get together for our family, including a number of elderly relatives who had been isolating for months. Then lo and behold, the fucking fat, Etonian, pig fucking moron in charge of this whole shit show said we could only see our family and friends on Christmas Day itself.

Who the fuck is this government, or anyone else for that matter, to mandate to me who I can and can't see and when and where I can. Last time I checked we didn't live in 1930s Germany, where your movements were monitored and restricted, and neighbours were encouraged to "inform" on anyone not sticking to the party line. Yet here we are, pretty much living it.

I had my get together anyway, stretched over four days, and I'll be doing the same this year regardless of what some twat with a load of graphs, charts and scare tactics has to say about it.

Poor Ape has spent the last 16 months under his bed, triple masked and covered from head to foot in hand sanitizer, anxiously waiting for Roops to text him the latest dictats from Worzel Johnson and the two horsemen of the apocalypse, Whitty and Vallance.

In fairness to Ape though he has been going to work every day, in true Churchillian  fashion, as he wouldn’t want to go down in history as the guy who spent the whole pandemic under the bed pissing his pamper and caused the collapse of the aviation industry in their hour of need.

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31 minutes ago, Neil said:

Most of them didn't want to come anyway 

You've been rather quiet on the whole covid subject, Neil, so I'm not sure where you stand on it.

I'm hoping that you've refused your jabs and have a total disdain for masks and social distancing. Not because I'd respect you anymore than the zero sum total that I do now, but because being an obese, old fucking cunt with a prostate dodgier than a "meat" Vindaloo, you'll hopefully be dead within the year.

Good evening.

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55 minutes ago, King Billy said:

Poor Ape has spent the last 16 months under his bed, triple masked and covered from head to foot in hand sanitizer, anxiously waiting for Roops to text him the latest dictats from Worzel Johnson and the two horsemen of the apocalypse, Whitty and Vallance.

In fairness to Ape though he has been going to work every day, in true Churchillian  fashion, as he wouldn’t want to go down in history as the guy who spent the whole pandemic under the bed pissing his pamper and caused the collapse of the aviation industry in their hour of need.

Please Bill, just shut the fuck up. 

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4 hours ago, Decimus said:

You've been rather quiet on the whole covid subject, Neil, so I'm not sure where you stand on it.

I'm hoping that you've refused your jabs and have a total disdain for masks and social distancing. Not because I'd respect you anymore than the zero sum total that I do now, but because being an obese, old fucking cunt with a prostate dodgier than a "meat" Vindaloo, you'll hopefully be dead within the year.

Good evening.

I've had the jabs, sorry to disappoint but you'll be pleased to know I've just been diagnosed with a tumour in my eye so if the prostate doesn't get me maybe that cunt will.

Forza Italia 

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