King Billy 2,878 Posted January 13 Report Share Posted January 13 14 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Have you used the ‘Fuchs mode’ much this week, Bill? Fuchs are wheels aren’t they? Is this a trap? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dyslexic cnut 260 Posted January 13 Report Share Posted January 13 1 minute ago, King Billy said: Fuchs are wheels aren’t they? Is this a trap? Porsches had ‘Fuchs alloys’, Your BM has ‘Fuchs mode’. It’s German...for... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
King Billy 2,878 Posted January 13 Report Share Posted January 13 4 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Porsches had ‘Fuchs alloys’, Your BM has ‘Fuchs mode’. It’s German...for... Are you Basil Brush? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dyslexic cnut 260 Posted January 13 Report Share Posted January 13 2 minutes ago, King Billy said: Are you Basil Brush? Basil’s been Bridgestoned, apparently. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Eric Cuntman 8,614 Posted January 13 Report Share Posted January 13 2 minutes ago, King Billy said: Are you Basil Brush? Basil Brush wouldn't be seen de... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Eric Cuntman 8,614 Posted January 13 Report Share Posted January 13 Just now, Dyslexic cnut said: Basil’s been Bridgestoned, apparently. Any respectable Englishman would only fit 'Carlos Fandango Areeba-Areeba' wheels to his Whale tailed Sierra Cosworth. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dyslexic cnut 260 Posted January 13 Report Share Posted January 13 17 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Basil Brush wouldn't be seen de... Haven’t you caused enough trouble today, Eric? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
King Billy 2,878 Posted January 13 Report Share Posted January 13 5 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Haven’t you caused enough trouble today, Eric? Does Bear Grylls shit in the woods? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dyslexic cnut 260 Posted January 13 Report Share Posted January 13 Just now, King Billy said: Does Bear Grylls shit in the woods? Has Rose Kennedy got a black dress? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Eric Cuntman 8,614 Posted January 13 Report Share Posted January 13 7 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Haven’t you caused enough trouble today, Eric? What are you on about? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dyslexic cnut 260 Posted January 13 Report Share Posted January 13 9 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: What are you on about? Cape Verde japery at 3am. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
King Billy 2,878 Posted January 13 Report Share Posted January 13 19 hours ago, The Beast said: I note the fear factor is being ramped up by the BBC, interviews of tearful widows, more footage from critical care units and additional servings of people getting the needle. I wish these doom mongers would go to a red ward instead where the real hard graft is being done, full of older people on death row, but I suppose it doesn't cut the mustard or grab the viewers goldfish length attention span. The fact that people are taking longer to recover, thus occupying a bed for longer, being the main cause of the lack of capacity at hospitals is never mentioned. Nor the fact the admission rate on the medical take is no higher than usual for a 24 hour period. The infection rate looks like it may have peaked, so again, this does not correlate to the imposition of the lockdown. Sadly, the majority are so burdened with fear, they won't even notice. Labour MP ‘Zara Sultana’, yes really, has today been asking the peaceful vax roll out big knob whether prisoners shouldn’t be prioritised for the Bill Gates wonder cure? The Tory lizard person replied that it was being considered currently by the smaller knobs under his command. I’m sure all the vulnerable people and NHS staff will be delighted to hear this. I’m expecting Labour big wigs like Delroy Watermelon, Sorry David Lammy to be all over the BBC, Sky News etc. pushing this nonsense for a day or two now. PS don’t forget tomorrow night is ‘CLAP FOR CONVICTS’. 8PM sharp or you’ll be sharing a cell with them before the weekend. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Earl of Punkape 3,192 Posted January 13 Report Share Posted January 13 4 minutes ago, King Billy said: Labour MP ‘Zara Sultana’, yes really, has today been asking the peaceful vax roll out big knob whether prisoners shouldn’t be prioritised for the Bill Gates wonder cure? The Tory lizard person replied that it was being considered currently by the smaller knobs under his command. I’m sure all the vulnerable people and NHS staff will be delighted to hear this. I’m expecting Labour big wigs like Delroy Watermelon, Sorry David Lammy to be all over the BBC, Sky News etc. pushing this nonsense for a day or two now. PS don’t forget tomorrow night is ‘CLAP FOR CONVICTS’. 8PM sharp or you’ll be sharing a cell with them before the weekend. Indeed. Why not prioritise those convicted of terror plots before other prisoners ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
King Billy 2,878 Posted January 13 Report Share Posted January 13 36 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Indeed. Why not prioritise those convicted of terror plots before other prisoners ? The brown criminals will 2nd in line after the much darker ones, right down to the Arctic White Brits at the back of the queue. The plan will be finalised as soon as our patriotic leader Bojo cycles down to B&Q and grabs a Dulux colour chart as a template. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
King Billy 2,878 Posted January 13 Report Share Posted January 13 As this thread is entitled Covid insanity, if any proof of this was needed, today in the House of Commons a government minister (black woman) was on her feet rebutting an intervention by a Labour MP (another black woman) who’s argument was that the pandemic is ‘structurally racist.’ This is what makes the U.K. parliament the envy of the world. Rule Britannia! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Williewhoopassjohnson 127 Posted January 13 Report Share Posted January 13 2 hours ago, King Billy said: Does Bear Grylls shit in the woods? More likely the nearest travelodge, which is about 30 yards from where he's pretending to be stranded the big old fraudulent spunk sock 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JohnnySaucePants 114 Posted January 13 Report Share Posted January 13 1 hour ago, King Billy said: As this thread is entitled Covid insanity, if any proof of this was needed, today in the House of Commons a government minister (black woman) was on her feet rebutting an intervention by a Labour MP (another black woman) who’s argument was that the pandemic is ‘structurally racist.’ This is what makes the U.K. parliament the envy of the world. Rule Britannia! No covid here. So you can fuck off. NZ is where it's at. Known as Gods own country, or Godzone by locals. Fuck off again. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
King Billy 2,878 Posted January 13 Report Share Posted January 13 17 minutes ago, JohnnySaucePants said: No covid here. So you can fuck off. NZ is where it's at. Known as Gods own country, or Godzone by locals. Fuck off again. Do you get staff discount at the salon for the fortnightly waxing of your palms? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dyslexic cnut 260 Posted January 14 Report Share Posted January 14 44 minutes ago, JohnnySaucePants said: No covid here. So you can fuck off. NZ is where it's at. Known as Gods own country, or Godzone by locals. Fuck off again. ‘Land of the long white cloud’ is what it was known as. Old man was a skipper for the NZ Shipping company. He loved the place and we were meant to move there once upon a time. He had no time for Australia, he said it was a floating turd. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JohnnySaucePants 114 Posted January 14 Report Share Posted January 14 4 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: ‘Land of the long white cloud’ is what it was known as. Old man was a skipper for the NZ Shipping company. He loved the place and we were meant to move there once upon a time. He had no time for Australia, he said it was a floating turd. Yes it still is, comes from the cloud along the alpine ranges. He wasnt wrong. Ive travelled a lot of Australia. Stunning beaches, interesting bitey wild life, i liked that. But, your old mans perfectly correct. It is a massive floating turd. Apart from the Abbos and recent immigrants who are very decent folk, the country is made up of shackle rattling criminal white trash fosters drinking bogans. They speak with the worlds worst accent, a whiney horrid sound known as strine. They say oi and call everybody mate all the time, the uneducated wankers. Not only that, they are highly racist cunts and almost dishonest to a T. Cunts without exception the lot of them. Scott Morrisons a cunt and Julia Gillard was an even bigger ginger strine wailing cunt. Oi Oi Oi cunts. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JohnnySaucePants 114 Posted January 14 Report Share Posted January 14 5 hours ago, King Billy said: Do you get staff discount at the salon for the fortnightly waxing of your palms? Is that all. You can do better, or maybe not. Idiot. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Weary&Disgusted 292 Posted January 14 Report Share Posted January 14 9 hours ago, King Billy said: As this thread is entitled Covid insanity, if any proof of this was needed, today in the House of Commons a government minister (black woman) was on her feet rebutting an intervention by a Labour MP (another black woman) who’s argument was that the pandemic is ‘structurally racist.’ This is what makes the U.K. parliament the envy of the world. Rule Britannia! "Structurally Racist" what does that even mean ? Sounds like a lefty politician just wanted to crowbar the word "racist" into her speech because she hadn't used it for 20 minutes. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Williewhoopassjohnson 127 Posted January 14 Report Share Posted January 14 Strangest covid adventure I've had so far, was working on our local hospital yesterday and went inside to get a coffee, asked the lady behind the till if she was taking cash, yes if i have to but I'm not touching it. Okay can't understand how that will work but fine, she said put the money on this tray and slide it to me, then I'll do the same with your change . I gently pointed out that it's the same process with a tray in the middle, i touch the cash then so does she regardless of her tray scenario. Give me strength. And the coffee was shit. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Trucking Funt 694 Posted January 14 Report Share Posted January 14 15 minutes ago, Weary&Disgusted said: "Structurally Racist" what does that even mean ? Sounds like a lefty politician just wanted to crowbar the word "racist" into her speech because she hadn't used it for 20 minutes. They are basically saying that covid is killing more ethnics because they are not being given special privileges and more money. It's complete bollocks. It's killing more ethnics because they live 20 to a fucking house in unhygienic conditions. The minister in question Kemi Badenoch, has Nigerian parents and was educated in Nigeria. The Labour cunt was a half breed at best and had the same contorted hate filled expression on her face that David Lammy displays when demanding reparations for slavery. I've seen Badenoch at the dispatch box a couple of times and she handles Labour's grievance shit beautifully, especially when you can see that they would just love to call her an uncle Tom. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Stubby Pecker 3,492 Posted January 14 Report Share Posted January 14 12 hours ago, King Billy said: Labour MP ‘Zara Sultana’, yes really, has today been asking the peaceful vax roll out big knob whether prisoners shouldn’t be prioritised for the Bill Gates wonder cure? The Tory lizard person replied that it was being considered currently by the smaller knobs under his command. I’m sure all the vulnerable people and NHS staff will be delighted to hear this. I’m expecting Labour big wigs like Delroy Watermelon, Sorry David Lammy to be all over the BBC, Sky News etc. pushing this nonsense for a day or two now. PS don’t forget tomorrow night is ‘CLAP FOR CONVICTS’. 8PM sharp or you’ll be sharing a cell with them before the weekend. Injecting prisoners with an armful of potassium chloride should be the priority. 85,000 less criminal scum bags to house, feed and to breed more of their thieving, raping and murdering progeny when released after 18 months of playing xbox. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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