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Bloke yesterday at the cafe was going on and on about how Testogel had saved him from suicide, made him feel 25 again, and was getting him rock hard daily so he can pump his latest dead-eyed Thai girlfriend. Stirring my coffee, and trying not be distracted by the idea of taking out his eyeballs with my teaspoon, I wondered to myself why so many men now feel the need for hormones, just like the dried up old birds who they used to be married to. It is of course part of the modern obsession with youth and virility, and the idea that if you aren’t still shagging away daily until you’re ninety then there’s something wrong with you. Some unscrupulous pill-for-every-ill Big Pharma bastards have hijacked the idea of “andropause” and are making a killing from desperate men who in most cases might as well rub a ketchup sachet on themselves to get frisky. Thankfully this chap, known as “Rack” given his Thai collection, went on to graphically over share about what he does with his newly invigorated member, and was drowned out by a hail of abuse and the remnants of breakfast. I hate the cunt. I’m thinking of swapping one of the Testogel sachets for some novichok. Can anyone put me in touch with the FSB?

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12 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

Bloke yesterday at the cafe was going on and on about how Testogel had saved him from suicide, made him feel 25 again, and was getting him rock hard daily so he can pump his latest dead-eyed Thai girlfriend. Stirring my coffee, and trying not be distracted by the idea of taking out his eyeballs with my teaspoon, I wondered to myself why so many men now feel the need for hormones, just like the dried up old birds who they used to be married to. It is of course part of the modern obsession with youth and virility, and the idea that if you aren’t still shagging away daily until you’re ninety then there’s something wrong with you. Some unscrupulous pill-for-every-ill Big Pharma bastards have hijacked the idea of “andropause” and are making a killing from desperate men who in most cases might as well rub a ketchup sachet on themselves to get frisky. Thankfully this chap, known as “Rack” given his Thai collection, went on to graphically over share about what he does with his newly invigorated member, and was drowned out by a hail of abuse and the remnants of breakfast. I hate the cunt. I’m thinking of swapping one of the Testogel sachets for some novichok. Can anyone put me in touch with the FSB?

I've got some novichok. It's in the shed next to a bucket of antimatter.

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5 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

Bloke yesterday at the cafe was going on and on about how Testogel had saved him from suicide, made him feel 25 again, and was getting him rock hard daily so he can pump his latest dead-eyed Thai girlfriend. Stirring my coffee, and trying not be distracted by the idea of taking out his eyeballs with my teaspoon, I wondered to myself why so many men now feel the need for hormones, just like the dried up old birds who they used to be married to. It is of course part of the modern obsession with youth and virility, and the idea that if you aren’t still shagging away daily until you’re ninety then there’s something wrong with you. Some unscrupulous pill-for-every-ill Big Pharma bastards have hijacked the idea of “andropause” and are making a killing from desperate men who in most cases might as well rub a ketchup sachet on themselves to get frisky. Thankfully this chap, known as “Rack” given his Thai collection, went on to graphically over share about what he does with his newly invigorated member, and was drowned out by a hail of abuse and the remnants of breakfast. I hate the cunt. I’m thinking of swapping one of the Testogel sachets for some novichok. Can anyone put me in touch with the FSB?

You live in Australia, you Silly old sod. 

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12 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

Bloke yesterday at the cafe was going on and on about how Testogel had saved him from suicide, made him feel 25 again, and was getting him rock hard daily so he can pump his latest dead-eyed Thai girlfriend. Stirring my coffee, and trying not be distracted by the idea of taking out his eyeballs with my teaspoon, I wondered to myself why so many men now feel the need for hormones, just like the dried up old birds who they used to be married to. It is of course part of the modern obsession with youth and virility, and the idea that if you aren’t still shagging away daily until you’re ninety then there’s something wrong with you. Some unscrupulous pill-for-every-ill Big Pharma bastards have hijacked the idea of “andropause” and are making a killing from desperate men who in most cases might as well rub a ketchup sachet on themselves to get frisky. Thankfully this chap, known as “Rack” given his Thai collection, went on to graphically over share about what he does with his newly invigorated member, and was drowned out by a hail of abuse and the remnants of breakfast. I hate the cunt. I’m thinking of swapping one of the Testogel sachets for some novichok. Can anyone put me in touch with the FSB?

Oh come on LC, as a retired GP you must be aware of higher cancer rates/coronary, with extended hormonal use. You should encourage the cunt accordingly; make sure he doubles the dose every quarter.

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12 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

Bloke yesterday at the cafe was going on and on about how Testogel had saved him from suicide, made him feel 25 again, and was getting him rock hard daily so he can pump his latest dead-eyed Thai girlfriend. Stirring my coffee, and trying not be distracted by the idea of taking out his eyeballs with my teaspoon, I wondered to myself why so many men now feel the need for hormones, just like the dried up old birds who they used to be married to. It is of course part of the modern obsession with youth and virility, and the idea that if you aren’t still shagging away daily until you’re ninety then there’s something wrong with you. Some unscrupulous pill-for-every-ill Big Pharma bastards have hijacked the idea of “andropause” and are making a killing from desperate men who in most cases might as well rub a ketchup sachet on themselves to get frisky. Thankfully this chap, known as “Rack” given his Thai collection, went on to graphically over share about what he does with his newly invigorated member, and was drowned out by a hail of abuse and the remnants of breakfast. I hate the cunt. I’m thinking of swapping one of the Testogel sachets for some novichok. Can anyone put me in touch with the FSB?

I should imagine his Thai girlfriend would be knackered after she's cleared the leaves out of the guttering, scrubbed the bathroom grouting and cooked his dinner.

"Oh Mister Lack me velly tired. Me just ray on my back and ret you lide me".

Bit of casual lacism, I mean racism there.

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Anyway on a more serious note, it's probably all due to the notion we're all entitled to live forever, to the extent that the Governments of the world now see this as the over-riding imperative for their citizenry.

.....and when I say 'live' I mean 'exist'

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1 hour ago, Jiggerycock said:

Anyway on a more serious note, it's probably all due to the notion we're all entitled to live forever, to the extent that the Governments of the world now see this as the over-riding imperative for their citizenry.

.....and when I say 'live' I mean 'exist'

Indeed. I once got some very funny looks at a meeting when I opined that the trouble with modern Britain was that nobody just died anymore, and what we needed was another major war or great plague to rebalance the ecosystem. Whoops.

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2 hours ago, White Cunt said:

Oh come on LC, as a retired GP you must be aware of higher cancer rates/coronary, with extended hormonal use. You should encourage the cunt accordingly; make sure he doubles the dose every quarter.

It’s the effect on his Hb I am most interested in, given he’s already let slip he needs regular venesections. See how manly he feels when the dense hemiplegia kicks in. 

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2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

I should imagine his Thai girlfriend would be knackered after she's cleared the leaves out of the guttering, scrubbed the bathroom grouting and cooked his dinner.

"Oh Mister Lack me velly tired. Me just ray on my back and ret you lide me".

Bit of casual lacism, I mean racism there.

Ever been keen on HRT yourself Gyps? You must have had a ringside seat for the greatest hits of Ortho-Gynest over the years....tempted?

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5 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

Ever been keen on HRT yourself Gyps? You must have had a ringside seat for the greatest hits of Ortho-Gynest over the years....tempted?

A patient came to see me wanting to change her HRT medication. I asked her what the problem was:

"Well I'm beginning to sprout hairs in strange places"

"Where"? I asked

"My balls" she replied. 

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6 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

Ever been keen on HRT yourself Gyps? You must have had a ringside seat for the greatest hits of Ortho-Gynest over the years....tempted?

What a question to put to a lady. If I were to ask her if she had ever experienced a Greylag pecking at her prolapsed uterus, you'd call me unprofessional, and quite rightly so. 

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2 hours ago, Witheredscrote said:

What a question to put to a lady. If I were to ask her if she had ever experienced a Greylag pecking at her prolapsed uterus, you'd call me unprofessional, and quite rightly so. 

What about Canada Geese?

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2 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

It’s the effect on his Hb I am most interested in, given he’s already let slip he needs regular venesections. See how manly he feels when the dense hemiplegia kicks in. 

Prime target for a large dose of covid then, too; all that’s left of his killer cells spend their time in his dick and will never make it out in time.
A stroke option doesn’t sound too bad.

 

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20 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

Bloke yesterday at the cafe was going on and on about how Testogel had saved him from suicide, made him feel 25 again, and was getting him rock hard daily so he can pump his latest dead-eyed Thai girlfriend. Stirring my coffee, and trying not be distracted by the idea of taking out his eyeballs with my teaspoon, I wondered to myself why so many men now feel the need for hormones, just like the dried up old birds who they used to be married to. It is of course part of the modern obsession with youth and virility, and the idea that if you aren’t still shagging away daily until you’re ninety then there’s something wrong with you. Some unscrupulous pill-for-every-ill Big Pharma bastards have hijacked the idea of “andropause” and are making a killing from desperate men who in most cases might as well rub a ketchup sachet on themselves to get frisky. Thankfully this chap, known as “Rack” given his Thai collection, went on to graphically over share about what he does with his newly invigorated member, and was drowned out by a hail of abuse and the remnants of breakfast. I hate the cunt. I’m thinking of swapping one of the Testogel sachets for some novichok. Can anyone put me in touch with the FSB?

Did he still have any teeth in his big fat gob? 

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On 23/10/2020 at 23:21, Last Cunt Standing said:

Bloke yesterday at the cafe was going on and on about how Testogel had saved him from suicide, made him feel 25 again, and was getting him rock hard daily so he can pump his latest dead-eyed Thai girlfriend. Stirring my coffee, and trying not be distracted by the idea of taking out his eyeballs with my teaspoon, I wondered to myself why so many men now feel the need for hormones, just like the dried up old birds who they used to be married to. It is of course part of the modern obsession with youth and virility, and the idea that if you aren’t still shagging away daily until you’re ninety then there’s something wrong with you. Some unscrupulous pill-for-every-ill Big Pharma bastards have hijacked the idea of “andropause” and are making a killing from desperate men who in most cases might as well rub a ketchup sachet on themselves to get frisky. Thankfully this chap, known as “Rack” given his Thai collection, went on to graphically over share about what he does with his newly invigorated member, and was drowned out by a hail of abuse and the remnants of breakfast. I hate the cunt. I’m thinking of swapping one of the Testogel sachets for some novichok. Can anyone put me in touch with the FSB?

So he's just very slightly different from Gary Glitter and the rest of tthe borderline child abusers who home in on Thailand and its fucking corrupt monarchy and police state. 

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On 23/10/2020 at 23:21, Last Cunt Standing said:

Bloke yesterday at the cafe was going on and on about how Testogel had saved him from suicide, made him feel 25 again, and was getting him rock hard daily so he can pump his latest dead-eyed Thai girlfriend. Stirring my coffee, and trying not be distracted by the idea of taking out his eyeballs with my teaspoon, I wondered to myself why so many men now feel the need for hormones, just like the dried up old birds who they used to be married to. It is of course part of the modern obsession with youth and virility, and the idea that if you aren’t still shagging away daily until you’re ninety then there’s something wrong with you. Some unscrupulous pill-for-every-ill Big Pharma bastards have hijacked the idea of “andropause” and are making a killing from desperate men who in most cases might as well rub a ketchup sachet on themselves to get frisky. Thankfully this chap, known as “Rack” given his Thai collection, went on to graphically over share about what he does with his newly invigorated member, and was drowned out by a hail of abuse and the remnants of breakfast. I hate the cunt. I’m thinking of swapping one of the Testogel sachets for some novichok. Can anyone put me in touch with the FSB?

Next year have breakfast at home before heading to the Pride March LCS. Some of these weirdos can get very  violent before breakfast. He may have just had an unpleasant discovery re. his new Thai girlfriends downstairs department.

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