Cunty BigBollox Posted October 24, 2020 Report Share Posted October 24, 2020 Yes, the fucking goon in the Asda advert. What a fucking annoying cunt, if I see him in the Asda car park doing his pockitty tap-tap shit he's getting the front bumper of my car rammed into his stupid fucking head. Muzz Khan for those that are interested. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted October 24, 2020 Report Share Posted October 24, 2020 21 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Yes, the fucking goon in the Asda advert. What a fucking annoying cunt, if I see him in the Asda car park doing his pockitty tap-tap shit he's getting the front bumper of my car rammed into his stupid fucking head. Muzz Khan for those that are interested. Agreed. Cock-eyed, curry-munching cunt. Waddya expect though, when twi of his tribe have just bought the place? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted October 24, 2020 Report Share Posted October 24, 2020 Just now, Dyslexic cnut said: Agreed. Cock-eyed, curry-munching cunt. Waddya expect though, when twi of his tribe have just bought the place? ‘Two’ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 24, 2020 Report Share Posted October 24, 2020 34 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Yes, the fucking goon in the Asda advert. What a fucking annoying cunt, if I see him in the Asda car park doing his pockitty tap-tap shit he's getting the front bumper of my car rammed into his stupid fucking head. Muzz Khan for those that are interested. He plays a customs officer in that dire comedic shite 'Death on the Tyne'. He asks an old lady if she's bringing drugs on board, to which she replies "Only the ones that's keeping me alive". Seriously, that was as good as it got. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted October 24, 2020 Report Share Posted October 24, 2020 Did you know that whole advert was filmed on Hawaii? Apparently it was one of the conditions he insisted on. That Asda and car park is just a plywood facade. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted October 24, 2020 Report Share Posted October 24, 2020 The McCain ad is fucking nauseating, flids,dykes,chessboard the fucking works. Cunts 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 24, 2020 Report Share Posted October 24, 2020 39 minutes ago, Neil said: The McCain ad is fucking nauseating, flids,dykes,chessboard the fucking works. Cunts I believe that ads now, are aimed at a population that has been mentally and spiritually hammered into a sheep like submission. If someone suggests that there could be a shortage of anusol, the fucking shelves would stripped bare by cunts who've never had farmer in their life. And anyone who questions anything are denounced as a conspiracy theorist, a right wing agitator, racist, sexist, homophobe etc. We are now encouraged to spy on our neighbours and become grasses (you can imagine how that's gonna pan out if this ever ends). Its all very fucking depressing. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted October 24, 2020 Report Share Posted October 24, 2020 Asda's is for cunts..never heard of the zombie looking cuntbreed in the picture..but looks like he could do with a windpipe snap, followed by a brutal attack to solar plexus using a spring loaded cosh, spread out on a breaking wheel and blow torched. That should do for starters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 24, 2020 Report Share Posted October 24, 2020 1 hour ago, Neil said: The McCain ad is fucking nauseating, flids,dykes,chessboard the fucking works. Cunts McCains is one of the largest companies in Canada, one of the wokest shitholes on Planet Earth right now. They can stick they’re oven chips up their fucking well serviced arseholes. Justin Trudeau is a supercunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted October 24, 2020 Report Share Posted October 24, 2020 Just now, Jake The Muss said: Asda's is for cunts..never heard of the zombie looking cuntbreed in the picture..but looks like he could do with a windpipe snap, followed by a brutal attack to solar plexus using a spring loaded cosh, spread out on a breaking wheel and blow torched. That should do for starters. You're not missing much Jake. Just a boss-eyed simpleton acting as a walking, dribbling testament to the perils of inbreeding. He is a cunt, no mistake, but kudos to Asda for being aware of their target demographic. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 24, 2020 Report Share Posted October 24, 2020 1 hour ago, Neil said: The McCain ad is fucking nauseating, flids,dykes,chessboard the fucking works. Cunts All the McCain ads have been shit .. remember the one that implied that potato farmers would buy McCains chips .. I can't imagine any typical tightfisted farmer who grew potatoes who would buy any potato products. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted October 24, 2020 Report Share Posted October 24, 2020 44 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: All the McCain ads have been shit .. remember the one that implied that potato farmers would buy McCains chips .. I can't imagine any typical tightfisted farmer who grew potatoes who would buy any potato products. Lineker and Walkers Crisps. He must shit potato sized lumps of 22 carat gold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 24, 2020 Report Share Posted October 24, 2020 12 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Lineker and Walkers Crisps. He must shit potato sized lumps of 22 carat gold. He certainly don't pay tax on them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted October 24, 2020 Report Share Posted October 24, 2020 5 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: He certainly don't pay tax on them He probably pays somebody to wash the shit off his gold spuds. The fucker. I wonder what his fucking brother is like as an Ibiza playboy/club owner stroke businessman? You can't tell me he isn't a tricky dicky sailing close to the underworld and the corrupt elements in the local police. Must go with the territory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted October 24, 2020 Report Share Posted October 24, 2020 9 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Agreed. Cock-eyed, curry-munching cunt. Waddya expect though, when twi of his tribe have just bought the place? Is the cunt even Asian? Honestly just looks like he lives in a bin and hasn't bathed in five years. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted October 24, 2020 Report Share Posted October 24, 2020 2 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Is the cunt even Asian? Honestly just looks like he lives in a bin and hasn't bathed in five years. True. Who dreams these ads up? Would you look at the cunt’s cartoon, disfigured head and think...’Fuck Tesco’s, Sainsbury’s etc...that’s the place for me to buy food for my family?’ I hope they go bust..Big Paki corner shop cunts. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted October 25, 2020 Report Share Posted October 25, 2020 Modern adverts have no imagination or wit. Vile electronic kiddy-pop and shots of members of odd minorities using the product/service, followed by a bit of corporate virtue signalling is the safest way to avoid the thought police. Where's Carlos Fandango when we need him? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted October 25, 2020 Report Share Posted October 25, 2020 12 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I believe that ads now, are aimed at a population that has been mentally and spiritually hammered into a sheep like submission. If someone suggests that there could be a shortage of anusol, the fucking shelves would stripped bare by cunts who've never had farmer in their life. And anyone who questions anything are denounced as a conspiracy theorist, a right wing agitator, racist, sexist, homophobe etc. We are now encouraged to spy on our neighbours and become grasses (you can imagine how that's gonna pan out if this ever ends). Its all very fucking depressing. Sounds like utopia to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 25, 2020 Report Share Posted October 25, 2020 9 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: Sounds like utopia to me. Spare a thought for Sir Thomas More, sitting on a hard bench, writing the book. Weeks it took him, and all the time an itchy arsehole. No Anusol those days. Great man Tom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 25, 2020 Report Share Posted October 25, 2020 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: Great man Tom. Very Moreish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 25, 2020 Report Share Posted October 25, 2020 2 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Spare a thought for Sir Thomas More, sitting on a hard bench, writing the book. Weeks it took him, and all the time an itchy arsehole. No Anusol those days. Great man Tom. It was the other end he had problems with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted November 7, 2020 Report Share Posted November 7, 2020 Fucking hell,have you seen the Stephen Lawrence ad?...Im beginning to wonder as a white English man if I'm the one being targeted. Stephen Lawrence Day???..and his mum has the title of baroness, what a crock of racist fucking shit. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 9, 2020 Report Share Posted November 9, 2020 On 07/11/2020 at 13:29, Neil said: Stephen Lawrence Day???..and his mum has the title of baroness, what a crock of racist fucking shit. Baroness Samedi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted November 9, 2020 Report Share Posted November 9, 2020 3 hours ago, The Fat Cunt said: The ad that fucking turns me into a killer is that fucking smart insurance advert with the blond haired paedo looking cunt and his inbred ginger haired kid. I would run up on the house and shoot the fucks 💀. A breath of fresh air to the corner, welcome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted November 9, 2020 Report Share Posted November 9, 2020 I know the Go Compare cunt is low hanging fruit, and has been cunted a few times already, but recently he's reverted to his "normal" self in the ads, and he's even more of a fucking unbearable wanker than when he's playing a caricature. I hope the fat cunt catches fire, on livestream. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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