Decimus Posted November 9, 2020 Report Share Posted November 9, 2020 30 minutes ago, nocti said: I know the Go Compare cunt is low hanging fruit, and has been cunted a few times already, but recently he's reverted to his "normal" self in the ads, and he's even more of a fucking unbearable wanker than when he's playing a caricature. I hope the fat cunt catches fire, on livestream. I'd like to see him get savagely gang raped by the TV meerkats, then left to anally bleed to death in the open road, finished off by Harvey Keitel running over his fat fucking face with his shit red car. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted November 9, 2020 Report Share Posted November 9, 2020 What an inbred looking bud bud ding ding or he may be from Pakistan, I don't care. I've also seen the cunt on Asda's Christmas advert like this cunt celebrates Christmas. Saying that though I saw am ad in the local Halal butchers saying 'Order your Halal Turkey' last Christmas, so maybe the cunts are trying to integrate. Good evening and fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 9, 2020 Report Share Posted November 9, 2020 3 hours ago, Decimus said: I'd like to see him get savagely gang raped by the TV meerkats, then left to anally bleed to death in the open road, finished off by Harvey Keitel running over his fat fucking face with his shit red car. I'd rather see him run over by Harvey Price with his mum slung over his shoulder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted November 9, 2020 Report Share Posted November 9, 2020 39 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I'd rather see him run over by Harvey Price with his mum slung over his shoulder. I bet that fucker could rip both your arms off with barely any effort. I wonder if his money grabbing mother has thought of touting him for horror films yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 9, 2020 Report Share Posted November 9, 2020 4 minutes ago, Goober said: I bet that fucker could rip both your arms off with barely any effort. I wonder if his money grabbing mother has thought of it yet. You cunt! You know I don't have any arms😡 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 9, 2020 Report Share Posted November 9, 2020 20 minutes ago, Goober said: I bet that fucker could rip both your arms off with barely any effort. I wonder if his money grabbing mother has thought of it yet. I certainly wouldn't want to be in the vicinity of an enraged Harvee if I had a pocketful of blueberries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 9, 2020 Report Share Posted November 9, 2020 4 hours ago, nocti said: I know the Go Compare cunt is low hanging fruit, and has been cunted a few times already, but recently he's reverted to his "normal" self in the ads, and he's even more of a fucking unbearable wanker than when he's playing a caricature. I hope the fat cunt catches fire, on livestream. And he’s Welsh, just to ice the cake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 9, 2020 Report Share Posted November 9, 2020 Am I imagining things or has media 'blackwashing' suddenly been turned up to 11 overnight. I've just watched about 90 minutes of telly, 3 advert breaks with 5 or 6 ads each. Every single one featuring only black and mixed race cunts, with the exception of the blonde woman, gazing adoringly at the jut lipped, unwashed fucking cunt who will ditch her at the first mention of commitment or pregnancy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 9, 2020 Report Share Posted November 9, 2020 1 hour ago, The Fat Cunt said: Just seen a new Asda ad with that curly haired cross eyed cunt with a white wife ?? Smashed my wall with hate. Mmmm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 9, 2020 Report Share Posted November 9, 2020 1 minute ago, The Fat Cunt said: Look at his fucking face, I’d grab his curly hair and punch the fuck out of his face breaking his fucking jaw and popping his cross eyes then jump on the cunt On a different note, have you taken your medication today? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 9, 2020 Report Share Posted November 9, 2020 1 hour ago, The Fat Cunt said: Just seen a new Asda ad with that curly haired cross eyed cunt with a white wife ?? Smashed my wall with hate. I thought I'd give this a like before it's censored. The floppy jihadi's accent is the most annoying thing about him. A lazy Asian/Midlands crossover that becomes a heavily over pronounced rant behind closed doors when he's teaching his 14 year old wife to "be a good Muslim!" By thoughtfully kicking her fucking head in. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 9, 2020 Report Share Posted November 9, 2020 25 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: when he's teaching his 14 year old wife to "be a good Muslim She’s 14 already? Don’t they blow up quickly nowadays? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 9, 2020 Report Share Posted November 9, 2020 11 hours ago, The Fat Cunt said: The ad that fucking turns me into a killer is that fucking smart insurance advert with the blond haired paedo looking cunt and his inbred ginger haired kid. I would run up on the house and shoot the fucks 💀. You seem like ideal Concentration Camp guard material. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 10, 2020 Report Share Posted November 10, 2020 26 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: You seem like ideal Concentration Camp guard material. By guard, I hope you mean inmate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 10, 2020 Report Share Posted November 10, 2020 3 hours ago, King Billy said: She’s 14 already? Don’t they blow up quickly nowadays? A bit decrepit really. The 14 year old Islamic spinster can often be seen at 'grab-a-granny' occasions. For the discerning jihadi who appreciates the charms of the more mature woman. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted November 10, 2020 Report Share Posted November 10, 2020 4 hours ago, The Fat Cunt said: Medication you mean cocaine is a medicine?? It is actually. But it’s usually served in drops/injections rather than on a plate with a banknote. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 10, 2020 Report Share Posted November 10, 2020 5 hours ago, The Fat Cunt said: Look at his fucking face, I’d grab his curly hair and punch the fuck out of his face breaking his fucking jaw and popping his cross eyes then jump on the cunt Looking at his boat race, I think somebody beat you to it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 10, 2020 Report Share Posted November 10, 2020 56 minutes ago, White Cunt said: It is actually. But it’s usually served in drops/injections rather than on a plate with a banknote. The genteel, 'salad days' of Bolivian stomping powder being served on a royal blue Wedgewood Petit-Fours platter are long gone. It's all DVD cases and toilet cisterns these days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted November 10, 2020 Author Report Share Posted November 10, 2020 10 hours ago, The Fat Cunt said: Look at his fucking face, I’d grab his curly hair and punch the fuck out of his face breaking his fucking jaw and popping his cross eyes then jump on the cunt I would imagine just you jumping on the cunt would cause his eyes to pop out, you fat cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted November 10, 2020 Report Share Posted November 10, 2020 9 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: The genteel, 'salad days' of Bolivian stomping powder being served on a royal blue Wedgewood Petit-Fours platter are long gone. It's all DVD cases and toilet cisterns these days. I was going to suggest the cistern, but it might cause even more commotion and upset what with Punkers sniffing around public toilets as much as he does. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted November 10, 2020 Report Share Posted November 10, 2020 16 hours ago, The Fat Cunt said: Medication you mean cocaine is a medicine?? Fat cunt, are you Lord Commander of the Earth Protectorate? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted November 10, 2020 Report Share Posted November 10, 2020 17 hours ago, The Fat Cunt said: Just seen a new Asda ad with that curly haired cross eyed cunt with a white wife ?? Smashed my wall with hate. At least the council will repair it, free of charge. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted November 10, 2020 Report Share Posted November 10, 2020 57 minutes ago, The Fat Cunt said: Haha 😂 your in a council house too then. 1 hour ago, The Fat Cunt said: Now your talking my language breath of fresh air. So, you're admitting to living in a council house. Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 10, 2020 Report Share Posted November 10, 2020 15 minutes ago, Wolfie said: At least the council will repair it, free of charge. Not if I've got anything to fucking do with it. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 10, 2020 Report Share Posted November 10, 2020 3 hours ago, Eddie said: Fat cunt, are you Lord Commander of the Earth Protectorate? Captain Cockfingers. Astro division. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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