Cunty BigBollox 756 Posted October 24 Report Share Posted October 24 Yes, the fucking goon in the Asda advert. What a fucking annoying cunt, if I see him in the Asda car park doing his pockitty tap-tap shit he's getting the front bumper of my car rammed into his stupid fucking head. Muzz Khan for those that are interested. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dyslexic cnut 122 Posted October 24 Report Share Posted October 24 21 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Yes, the fucking goon in the Asda advert. What a fucking annoying cunt, if I see him in the Asda car park doing his pockitty tap-tap shit he's getting the front bumper of my car rammed into his stupid fucking head. Muzz Khan for those that are interested. Agreed. Cock-eyed, curry-munching cunt. Waddya expect though, when twi of his tribe have just bought the place? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dyslexic cnut 122 Posted October 24 Report Share Posted October 24 Just now, Dyslexic cnut said: Agreed. Cock-eyed, curry-munching cunt. Waddya expect though, when twi of his tribe have just bought the place? ‘Two’ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
camberwell gypsy 4,596 Posted October 24 Report Share Posted October 24 34 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Yes, the fucking goon in the Asda advert. What a fucking annoying cunt, if I see him in the Asda car park doing his pockitty tap-tap shit he's getting the front bumper of my car rammed into his stupid fucking head. Muzz Khan for those that are interested. He plays a customs officer in that dire comedic shite 'Death on the Tyne'. He asks an old lady if she's bringing drugs on board, to which she replies "Only the ones that's keeping me alive". Seriously, that was as good as it got. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ChildeHarold 135 Posted October 24 Report Share Posted October 24 Did you know that whole advert was filmed on Hawaii? Apparently it was one of the conditions he insisted on. That Asda and car park is just a plywood facade. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Neil 2,407 Posted October 24 Report Share Posted October 24 The McCain ad is fucking nauseating, flids,dykes,chessboard the fucking works. Cunts 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
camberwell gypsy 4,596 Posted October 24 Report Share Posted October 24 39 minutes ago, Neil said: The McCain ad is fucking nauseating, flids,dykes,chessboard the fucking works. Cunts I believe that ads now, are aimed at a population that has been mentally and spiritually hammered into a sheep like submission. If someone suggests that there could be a shortage of anusol, the fucking shelves would stripped bare by cunts who've never had farmer in their life. And anyone who questions anything are denounced as a conspiracy theorist, a right wing agitator, racist, sexist, homophobe etc. We are now encouraged to spy on our neighbours and become grasses (you can imagine how that's gonna pan out if this ever ends). Its all very fucking depressing. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jake The Muss 716 Posted October 24 Report Share Posted October 24 Asda's is for cunts..never heard of the zombie looking cuntbreed in the picture..but looks like he could do with a windpipe snap, followed by a brutal attack to solar plexus using a spring loaded cosh, spread out on a breaking wheel and blow torched. That should do for starters. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
King Billy 2,624 Posted October 24 Report Share Posted October 24 1 hour ago, Neil said: The McCain ad is fucking nauseating, flids,dykes,chessboard the fucking works. Cunts McCains is one of the largest companies in Canada, one of the wokest shitholes on Planet Earth right now. They can stick they’re oven chips up their fucking well serviced arseholes. Justin Trudeau is a supercunt. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
nocti 1,768 Posted October 24 Report Share Posted October 24 Just now, Jake The Muss said: Asda's is for cunts..never heard of the zombie looking cuntbreed in the picture..but looks like he could do with a windpipe snap, followed by a brutal attack to solar plexus using a spring loaded cosh, spread out on a breaking wheel and blow torched. That should do for starters. You're not missing much Jake. Just a boss-eyed simpleton acting as a walking, dribbling testament to the perils of inbreeding. He is a cunt, no mistake, but kudos to Asda for being aware of their target demographic. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dawn Chorus 1,028 Posted October 24 Report Share Posted October 24 1 hour ago, Neil said: The McCain ad is fucking nauseating, flids,dykes,chessboard the fucking works. Cunts All the McCain ads have been shit .. remember the one that implied that potato farmers would buy McCains chips .. I can't imagine any typical tightfisted farmer who grew potatoes who would buy any potato products. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ChildeHarold 135 Posted October 24 Report Share Posted October 24 44 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: All the McCain ads have been shit .. remember the one that implied that potato farmers would buy McCains chips .. I can't imagine any typical tightfisted farmer who grew potatoes who would buy any potato products. Lineker and Walkers Crisps. He must shit potato sized lumps of 22 carat gold. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
camberwell gypsy 4,596 Posted October 24 Report Share Posted October 24 12 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Lineker and Walkers Crisps. He must shit potato sized lumps of 22 carat gold. He certainly don't pay tax on them Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ChildeHarold 135 Posted October 24 Report Share Posted October 24 5 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: He certainly don't pay tax on them He probably pays somebody to wash the shit off his gold spuds. The fucker. I wonder what his fucking brother is like as an Ibiza playboy/club owner stroke businessman? You can't tell me he isn't a tricky dicky sailing close to the underworld and the corrupt elements in the local police. Must go with the territory. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Roadkill 2,745 Posted October 24 Report Share Posted October 24 9 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Agreed. Cock-eyed, curry-munching cunt. Waddya expect though, when twi of his tribe have just bought the place? Is the cunt even Asian? Honestly just looks like he lives in a bin and hasn't bathed in five years. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dyslexic cnut 122 Posted October 24 Report Share Posted October 24 2 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Is the cunt even Asian? Honestly just looks like he lives in a bin and hasn't bathed in five years. True. Who dreams these ads up? Would you look at the cunt’s cartoon, disfigured head and think...’Fuck Tesco’s, Sainsbury’s etc...that’s the place for me to buy food for my family?’ I hope they go bust..Big Paki corner shop cunts. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Hammer of Cunts 107 Posted October 25 Report Share Posted October 25 Modern adverts have no imagination or wit. Vile electronic kiddy-pop and shots of members of odd minorities using the product/service, followed by a bit of corporate virtue signalling is the safest way to avoid the thought police. Where's Carlos Fandango when we need him? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cuntspotter 952 Posted October 25 Report Share Posted October 25 12 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I believe that ads now, are aimed at a population that has been mentally and spiritually hammered into a sheep like submission. If someone suggests that there could be a shortage of anusol, the fucking shelves would stripped bare by cunts who've never had farmer in their life. And anyone who questions anything are denounced as a conspiracy theorist, a right wing agitator, racist, sexist, homophobe etc. We are now encouraged to spy on our neighbours and become grasses (you can imagine how that's gonna pan out if this ever ends). Its all very fucking depressing. Sounds like utopia to me. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Witheredscrote 1,040 Posted October 25 Report Share Posted October 25 9 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: Sounds like utopia to me. Spare a thought for Sir Thomas More, sitting on a hard bench, writing the book. Weeks it took him, and all the time an itchy arsehole. No Anusol those days. Great man Tom. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
King Billy 2,624 Posted October 25 Report Share Posted October 25 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: Great man Tom. Very Moreish. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
camberwell gypsy 4,596 Posted October 25 Report Share Posted October 25 2 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Spare a thought for Sir Thomas More, sitting on a hard bench, writing the book. Weeks it took him, and all the time an itchy arsehole. No Anusol those days. Great man Tom. It was the other end he had problems with. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Neil 2,407 Posted November 7 Report Share Posted November 7 Fucking hell,have you seen the Stephen Lawrence ad?...Im beginning to wonder as a white English man if I'm the one being targeted. Stephen Lawrence Day???..and his mum has the title of baroness, what a crock of racist fucking shit. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Fat Cunt 4 Posted November 9 Report Share Posted November 9 The ad that fucking turns me into a killer is that fucking smart insurance advert with the blond haired paedo looking cunt and his inbred ginger haired kid. I would run up on the house and shoot the fucks 💀. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Decimus 7,960 Posted November 9 Report Share Posted November 9 On 07/11/2020 at 13:29, Neil said: Stephen Lawrence Day???..and his mum has the title of baroness, what a crock of racist fucking shit. Baroness Samedi. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Eddie 3,549 Posted November 9 Report Share Posted November 9 3 hours ago, The Fat Cunt said: The ad that fucking turns me into a killer is that fucking smart insurance advert with the blond haired paedo looking cunt and his inbred ginger haired kid. I would run up on the house and shoot the fucks 💀. A breath of fresh air to the corner, welcome 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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