Witheredscrote Posted March 25, 2021 Report Share Posted March 25, 2021 11 hours ago, Cocky Cunt-Features said: Mmmmmm. You're right, that's one I'd love to have porked. How are you tonight? Definitely reported. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted March 25, 2021 Report Share Posted March 25, 2021 I'm late to this party but, has somebody removed the name of a dog breed from Cockies original post?? ie. "that's one 'Spaniel' I'd love to have porked" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted March 25, 2021 Report Share Posted March 25, 2021 On 24/03/2021 at 12:13, Cunty BigBollox said: ever heard of the phrase 'polishing a turd' I take it turd and tatties is your din dins tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted March 25, 2021 Report Share Posted March 25, 2021 1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said: I take it turd and tatties is your din dins tonight. Out of likes for that masterpiece of cunting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted March 25, 2021 Report Share Posted March 25, 2021 17 hours ago, King Billy said: Incubators for Kraut kinder? Kinder Surprise by the dozen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cocky Council Cake Posted March 25, 2021 Report Share Posted March 25, 2021 9 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Definitely reported. What took you so long? Did yesterday's orgy of farmyard raping go into overtime? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted March 25, 2021 Report Share Posted March 25, 2021 5 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Out of likes for that masterpiece of cunting. Take two teaspoons of Milk of Magnesia in a cup of DDT. Best enjoyed after a day working with white asbestos. Enjoy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 25, 2021 Report Share Posted March 25, 2021 1 minute ago, ChildeHarold said: Take two teaspoons of Milk of Magnesia in a cup of DDT. Best enjoyed after a day working with white asbestos. Enjoy! Take two tablespoons of nitroglycerin and jump up and down immediately. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted March 26, 2021 Report Share Posted March 26, 2021 7 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: Take two teaspoons of Milk of Magnesia in a cup of DDT. Best enjoyed after a day working with white asbestos. Enjoy! You stupendously thick cunt. White asbestos, or more commonly known as Chrysotile because grown ups aren't interested in the colour, is the safest of the 6 types of asbestos fibre because when it fractures it produces a serpentine fibre (similar to your pubic hair when you get some) and therefore less likely to penetrate and get stuck in the lining of your lung. Do some research before your next post or better still, fuck right off. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 26, 2021 Report Share Posted March 26, 2021 9 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: less likely to penetrate and get stuck in the lining of your lung. An ice pick would be my choice for that job. Fuck all that waiting around for years. I want him dead now. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted March 26, 2021 Report Share Posted March 26, 2021 13 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: You stupendously thick cunt. White asbestos, or more commonly known as Chrysotile because grown ups aren't interested in the colour, is the safest of the 6 types of asbestos fibre because when it fractures it produces a serpentine fibre (similar to your pubic hair when you get some) and therefore less likely to penetrate and get stuck in the lining of your lung. Do some research before your next post or better still, fuck right off. Can I test it up your nose or in your gargantuan mouth Mr Know-it-all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted March 26, 2021 Report Share Posted March 26, 2021 21 hours ago, King Billy said: Take two tablespoons of nitroglycerin and jump up and down immediately. They say I'm a bit of a fire cracker. Keep the compliments cumming arsewipe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted March 26, 2021 Report Share Posted March 26, 2021 31 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Can I test it up your nose or in your gargantuan mouth Mr Know-it-all. Is it alright if I call you Aitch like that similarly annoying fucking bender 'H' from Steps?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted March 26, 2021 Report Share Posted March 26, 2021 6 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Is it alright if I call you Aitch like that similarly annoying fucking bender 'H' from Steps?? Ian Watkins? No comment. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted March 26, 2021 Report Share Posted March 26, 2021 Just now, Goober said: Ian Watkins? No comment. If you say so. Personally, I'm not at all interested in the gays. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 26, 2021 Report Share Posted March 26, 2021 15 minutes ago, Goober said: Ian Watkins? No comment. Harold The Stupid only listens to Lostprophets Whilst strangle wanking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 27, 2021 Report Share Posted March 27, 2021 On 25/03/2021 at 22:56, King Billy said: Take two tablespoons of nitroglycerin and jump up and down immediately. Sorry Billy. Nitroglycerin is used in medicine. It's a nitrate. So fuck all will happen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 27, 2021 Report Share Posted March 27, 2021 19 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Sorry Billy. Nitroglycerin is used in medicine. It's a nitrate. So fuck all will happen. You can try it then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted March 27, 2021 Report Share Posted March 27, 2021 19 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Sorry Billy. Nitroglycerin is used in medicine. It's a nitrate. So fuck all will happen. The chemical king has spaketh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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