ChildeHarold Posted November 2, 2020 Report Share Posted November 2, 2020 8 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: She played 'Bomber'. No love lost then. He he he! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted November 2, 2020 Report Share Posted November 2, 2020 Sean Connery walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance and then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks ‘Is your date running late?’ ’No’ he replies. ‘Q has just given me this state of the art watch. I was just testing it.’ The intrigued woman asks ‘A state of the art watch? What is so special about it?’ Sean explains ‘It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathetically’ The lady asks ‘What is it telling you now?’ Connery says ‘Well, it says that you’re not wearing any panties.’ The woman giggles and replies ‘Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties.’ Sean smirks, taps his watch and says ‘Bloody thing’s an hour fast!’ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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