Eric Cuntman Posted November 4, 2020 Report Share Posted November 4, 2020 8 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I couldn't think of any line from Alien. How do I get out of this chicken shit outfit? Secure that shit Hudson. I can't really think of any lines from Alien. It was all visual and atmospheric. 'Crew expendable' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 4, 2020 Report Share Posted November 4, 2020 8 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Secure that shit Hudson. I can't really think of any lines from Alien. It was all visual and atmospheric. 'Crew expendable' That's just great. What the fuck are we going to do now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted November 4, 2020 Report Share Posted November 4, 2020 18 hours ago, Weary&Disgusted said: You can joke about beating women, presumably because you have never seen it happen in real life. Its not funny, trust me on this. Roops currently has two black eyes, she didn't listen the first time.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 4, 2020 Report Share Posted November 4, 2020 4 hours ago, Eddie said: Roops currently has two black eyes, she didn't listen the first time.... Or any fucking time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted November 4, 2020 Report Share Posted November 4, 2020 5 hours ago, Eddie said: Roops currently has two black eyes, she didn't listen the first time.... That's one of the hazards of an over-active tit gland and a pair of 56D beauties. The other hazard is filthy little perverts like you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted November 4, 2020 Report Share Posted November 4, 2020 37 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: That's one of the hazards of an over-active tit gland and a pair of 56D beauties. The other hazard is filthy little perverts like you. Do you want to lick my bum hole Harold? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted November 4, 2020 Report Share Posted November 4, 2020 1 hour ago, Eddie said: Do you want to lick my bum hole Harold? You're favourite chat up line while cruising the Heath. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted November 4, 2020 Report Share Posted November 4, 2020 25 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: You're favourite chat up line while cruising the Heath. Yup, and that is why your breath smells. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted November 4, 2020 Report Share Posted November 4, 2020 43 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: You're favourite chat up line while cruising the Heath. 'Your'. Useless fucking cunt. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted November 4, 2020 Report Share Posted November 4, 2020 2 minutes ago, Wolfie said: 'Your'. Useless fucking cunt. I'll give you that W. Still 20/20 round the eyeballs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted November 4, 2020 Report Share Posted November 4, 2020 20 minutes ago, Eddie said: Yup, and that is why your breath smells. Smells of RICH RICH RICH. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 5, 2020 Report Share Posted November 5, 2020 On 04/11/2020 at 10:29, camberwell gypsy said: That's just great. What the fuck are we going to do now? What are we supposed to use, harsh language? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 5, 2020 Report Share Posted November 5, 2020 On 02/11/2020 at 16:15, Old Chap Raasclaat said: It amazes me how many wealthy men fall for these type of slags let alone marry them. She looks like a wrong un and turned out to be, that bellend Depp should have gave her one up the arse, shot his load over her face and sent her away in an Uber. Fuck off. I see you're a true gent in the style of our resident David Nivenesque, @Neil. You could learn a lot from him, especially in the field of kidnap, rape and body disposal As for this Depp saga, the Heard woman had two things going for her; one that she was married to Depp and the other that she was pretty. As she's no discernable talent as a thespian and her looks on the wane, she'd better make some money now or find a knew career. I can see Depps lawyers giving the silly cunt as little a possible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted November 5, 2020 Report Share Posted November 5, 2020 43 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: I see you're a true gent in the style of our resident David Nivenesque, @Neil. You could learn a lot from him, especially in the field of kidnap, rape and body disposal As for this Depp saga, the Heard woman had two things going for her; one that she was married to Depp and the other that she was pretty. As she's no discernable talent as a thespian and her looks on the wane, she'd better make some money now or find a knew career. I can see Depps lawyers giving the silly cunt as little a possible. You can tell looking at Heard she is a wrong un. Wasn't she pictured with that billionaire cunt musk going into his apartment or something. Like a lot of bellends Johnny let his dick and delusions get the better of him and he has been made to look a right cunt. He deserves all the shite that comes his way for being such a loved up twat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 5, 2020 Report Share Posted November 5, 2020 9 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: You can tell looking at Heard she is a wrong un. Wasn't she pictured with that billionaire cunt musk going into his apartment or something. Like a lot of bellends Johnny let his dick and delusions get the better of him and he has been made to look a right cunt. He deserves all the shite that comes his way for being such a loved up twat. I'm sure the mad cow wasn't shy of giving old Depp a slap or launching a missile at his make up wearing bonce. In which case she deserved and punch in the face a kick in the cunt. Depp will come out smelling of roses with plenty of work on offer. The Heard woman better start training for a new line of work or get into scat porn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted November 5, 2020 Report Share Posted November 5, 2020 5 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: I'm sure the mad cow wasn't shy of giving old Depp a slap or launching a missile at his make up wearing bonce. In which case she deserved and punch in the face a kick in the cunt. Depp will come out smelling of roses with plenty of work on offer. The Heard woman better start training for a new line of work or get into scat porn. I'd shit on her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 5, 2020 Report Share Posted November 5, 2020 4 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: I'd shit on her. I'd drink her piss and use her shit for toothpaste Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted November 5, 2020 Report Share Posted November 5, 2020 Just now, Stubby Pecker said: I'd eat her shit and drink her piss I'd give her one up the arse before letting you eat her shit... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted November 5, 2020 Report Share Posted November 5, 2020 2 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: I'd drink her piss and use her shit for toothpaste She is proper tasty but she isn't wifey material... definitely worthy of a month debauchery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 5, 2020 Report Share Posted November 5, 2020 4 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: I'd give her one up the arse before letting you eat her shit... Nice one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted November 5, 2020 Report Share Posted November 5, 2020 18 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: Smells of RICH RICH RICH. Richard who? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted November 5, 2020 Report Share Posted November 5, 2020 On 03/11/2020 at 12:17, King Billy said: apart from maybe the shitting in his bed bit. To be fair, he did kick it out of her! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 5, 2020 Report Share Posted November 5, 2020 2 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: I'd shit on her. 2 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: I'd give her one up the arse before letting you eat her shit... 2 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: She is proper tasty but she isn't wifey material... definitely worthy of a month debauchery. I'm sure she'd be devastated to hear that Old Chap Raasclaat doesn't consider her worthy of spending £36 quid of his GIRO on an Elizabeth Duke, pyrite engagement ring. Conversely, as someone who has been accused of quite literally shitting the bed, she'd no doubt be trembling with ecstasy at the thought of some sinister little scat obsessed weasel such as yourself wanting to fiddle her outside of wedlock. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 5, 2020 Report Share Posted November 5, 2020 5 minutes ago, Decimus said: Conversely, as someone who has been accused of quite literally shitting the bed, she'd no doubt be trembling with ecstasy at the thought of some sinister little scat obsessed weasel such as yourself wanting to fiddle her outside of wedlock. 12 minutes ago, Joker said: To be fair, he did kick it out of her! And as if by magic, almost instantly, the site's other sinister coprophile appears. Literally a fly drawn to shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 5, 2020 Report Share Posted November 5, 2020 2 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: I'd drink her piss and use her shit for toothpaste Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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