Trucking Funt Posted November 4, 2020 Report Share Posted November 4, 2020 Just watching the BBC coverage of the US elections and this son of Igor cunt keeps appearing on the telly. If the fucker frightens my dog again I'm reporting him for animal cruelty. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 4, 2020 Report Share Posted November 4, 2020 4 minutes ago, Trucking Funt said: Just watching the BBC coverage of the US elections and this son of Igor cunt keeps appearing on the telly. If the fucker frightens my dog again I'm reporting him for animal cruelty. "SLOTH LOVE CHUUNK" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted November 4, 2020 Report Share Posted November 4, 2020 Surely concrete proof against the claim of intelligent design, unless God was absolutely off his tits. The cunt's eyes are on different sides of his head, not face, and he seems to be able to conjure chins at will. He should be relieved of his duties, and put down. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 4, 2020 Report Share Posted November 4, 2020 It looks like a Picasso doodle of Bernard Manning, one he knocked up whilst smacked off his fucking face on amitriptyline. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted November 4, 2020 Report Share Posted November 4, 2020 Box ticking meat head Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 4, 2020 Report Share Posted November 4, 2020 4 minutes ago, Neil said: Box ticking meat head Is that why you wear a full face mask? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 4, 2020 Report Share Posted November 4, 2020 58 minutes ago, Decimus said: It looks like a Picasso doodle of Bernard Manning, one he knocked up whilst smacked off his fucking face on amitriptyline. Where on earth have you been hiding? A short spell in Rampton I suspect... Fuck off as well. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted November 4, 2020 Report Share Posted November 4, 2020 4 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Where on earth have you been hiding? A short spell in Rampton I suspect... Fuck off as well. Dex is the one and only cleaner at Cranswick Foods in Watton and his slovenly attitude to his work is not dissimilar to his posting on here, hence Cranswick Foods and the whole of Watton are trying to battle the mother of all Covid outbreaks because of his dire performance. In summary, normal service has been resumed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 4, 2020 Report Share Posted November 4, 2020 6 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Where on earth have you been hiding? A short spell in Rampton I suspect... Fuck off as well. In the closet you refuse to come out of, aborting babies and desecrating the eucharist. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 4, 2020 Report Share Posted November 4, 2020 10 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Dex is the one and only cleaner at Cranswick Foods in Watton and his slovenly attitude to his work is not dissimilar to his posting on here, hence Cranswick Foods and the whole of Watton are trying to battle the mother of all Covid outbreaks because of his dire performance. In summary, normal service has been resumed. What's your take on the situation in Norfolk, Drew? As a cunt who ticks all the vulnerability boxes necessary for shielding, I imagine that you haven't left the bungalow since March, but still get the EDP delivered each morning along with your four pack of spesh and 20 Royals. Did you see the rainbow flag dedication to Fashanu in the stands at Carrow Road? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted November 4, 2020 Report Share Posted November 4, 2020 1 hour ago, nocti said: Surely concrete proof against the claim of intelligent design, unless God was absolutely off his tits. The cunt's eyes are on different sides of his head, not face, and he seems to be able to conjure chins at will. He should be relieved of his duties, and put down. Proof Picasso wasn’t doing abstract. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 4, 2020 Report Share Posted November 4, 2020 47 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Where on earth have you been hiding? A short spell in Rampton I suspect... Fuck off as well. Shielding the whole time .. he refused to wear a mask. Get Fucked @Decimus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 4, 2020 Report Share Posted November 4, 2020 27 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: Shielding the whole time .. he refused to wear a mask. Get Fucked @Decimus Funnily enough, I did have a dose of the Rona in October, courtesy of Mrs D bringing it home from work. Being in peak physical condition on an almost exclusive diet of fags and booze, I barely had any symptoms. I'm not dismissive of people who have suffered immensely or lost loved ones, and I haven't got a problem wearing a mask, but it was a bit of an anticlimax, I've had worse cases of the sniffles. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted November 4, 2020 Report Share Posted November 4, 2020 1 hour ago, Decimus said: Funnily enough, I did have a dose of the Rona in October, courtesy of Mrs D bringing it home from work. Being in peak physical condition on an almost exclusive diet of fags and booze, I barely had any symptoms. I'm not dismissive of people who have suffered immensely or lost loved ones, and I haven't got a problem wearing a mask, but it was a bit of an anticlimax, I've had worse cases of the sniffles. Did you lose your sense of taste (that you never had, at least in the widest sense) and smell (I'd read the reports of a god-awful reek round Costessy, but I put it down to the sugar beet factories - never occured it could be early-stage necrosis of your good self). Have a 'like' for that return-to-form putdown of Punkers back there, you irredeemable cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted November 4, 2020 Report Share Posted November 4, 2020 On 25/02/2018 at 22:49, Cuntybaws said: This chip on her shoulder thick cunt damns herself with her own quote in that article. "It’s dead important to represent loads of different cultures." Mind you, for an organisation that lets Gary O'Donoghue appear in a visual medium, almost anything is possible. Thank fuck Jade Goody's dead or she'd probably be fronting Newsnight by now. On 25/02/2018 at 23:03, Last Cunt Standing said: I understand Mr O’Donoghue lost his eyesight when he was caught in the eyes by a vicious snap of his g-string during his Las Vegas set with The Chippendales. For that reason I give him a pass, unlike you you merciless Cunt. Repeat Bollocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 4, 2020 Report Share Posted November 4, 2020 18 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: Did you lose your sense of taste (that you never had, at least in the widest sense) and smell (I'd read the reports of a god-awful reek round Costessy, but I put it down to the sugar beet factories - never occured it could be early-stage necrosis of your good self). Have a 'like' for that return-to-form putdown of Punkers back there, you irredeemable cunt. Alas my sense of smell remained fully functional, which is a shame as my particular area of the swamp is actually genuinely downwind of a sewage works. As for my sense of taste, much like Dave Lister, a misspent youth has left me with only one functional tastebud anyway. In all seriousness, I had a bit of a cough, no issues with breathing and a mild fever. Typhoid fucking Mary had it a bit worse than me, which considering she is a vegan, currently teetotal, non-smoking fitness fanatic served her fucking right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted November 4, 2020 Author Report Share Posted November 4, 2020 4 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Repeat Bollocks. Fuck off Matron. This hideous creature deserves a double cunting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted November 4, 2020 Report Share Posted November 4, 2020 He seems ok to me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 4, 2020 Report Share Posted November 4, 2020 He's blind, isn't he? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted November 4, 2020 Author Report Share Posted November 4, 2020 21 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: He's blind, isn't he? He probably spent too long staring in the mirror. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted November 4, 2020 Report Share Posted November 4, 2020 6 hours ago, Decimus said: What's your take on the situation in Norfolk, Drew? As a cunt who ticks all the vulnerability boxes necessary for shielding, I imagine that you haven't left the bungalow since March, but still get the EDP delivered each morning along with your four pack of spesh and 20 Royals. Did you see the rainbow flag dedication to Fashanu in the stands at Carrow Road? I just find it so hard to comprehend just how many fucking idiots there are walking around Norwich who don't know their left from their right. The government guidance about only mixing with members of your own family is a bit irrelevant for the inhabitants around Dereham as, apart from the Eastern Europeans, they all seem to be fucking related. No, I didn't see any memoriam to a gay, shit stabbing footballer - did it fill you with Pride? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 4, 2020 Report Share Posted November 4, 2020 4 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I just find it so hard to comprehend just how many fucking idiots there are walking around Norwich who don't know their left from their right. The government guidance about only mixing with members of your own family is a bit irrelevant for the inhabitants around Dereham as, apart from the Eastern Europeans, they all seem to be fucking related. No, I didn't see any memoriam to a gay, shit stabbing footballer - did it fill you with Pride? I knew he was shit but I didn't know he went round stabbing people! Oh wait, sorry I see what you mean. But apart from that goal against Liverpool, he was still shit. Mind you, he was the best player in his family. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted November 5, 2020 Report Share Posted November 5, 2020 12 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I knew he was shit but I didn't know he went round stabbing people! Oh wait, sorry I see what you mean. But apart from that goal against Liverpool, he was still shit. Mind you, he was the best player in his family. Goal hanger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Total Cuntbreed Posted November 5, 2020 Report Share Posted November 5, 2020 And I bet the BBC cunt is on £500,000 a year. Plus expenses for a carer naturally Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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