Eric Cuntman Posted November 16, 2020 Report Share Posted November 16, 2020 4 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I’d remain quiet on this if I were you. If only you were aware how completely out of your depth on this matter you now are. Do tell me, why did TUI ‘throw a shitload of drinks vouchers’ in for you, vouchers that apparently covered higher end drinks? I don’t need to stay up all night to research anything at all, I know the business, the hotel (senior management) and the company that you travelled with...very well. I also know a complete bullshitter when I see one. Careful with your answer now you spoofing Cunt. A few weeks ago, I mentioned Curtis Warren. You claimed to know him personally. A little while later, Punkape mentions a grouse shoot, you claimed to know the gamekeeper (and spouse) personally... and now @Trucking Funt has mentioned a Cape Verde hotel, apparently, you know the owners personally. Anybody you don't actually know personally? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted November 16, 2020 Author Report Share Posted November 16, 2020 9 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: A few weeks ago, I mentioned Curtis Warren. You claimed to know him personally. A little while later, Punkape mentions a grouse shoot, you claimed to know the gamekeeper (and spouse) personally... and now @Trucking Funt has mentioned a Cape Verde hotel, apparently, you know the owners personally. Anybody you don't actually know personally? I’m surprised at you, I said ‘senior management’ one of which I spoke to this morning, I do quite regularly and she found TF’s fairy story equally hysterical. Curtis and I were ‘professionally’ acquainted and I think, given the relative depth of our own little exchange, you’ve figured that out, being a bright chap and all. TF’s a little fibber/embellisher I’m afraid and has been pretty much flushed out. No ‘police’ involvement at all on my part of course but amused at the amount of time some cunts on here are spending trying to figure out my career path. I’d expect someone of your gravitas to be completely disinterested, I’m surprised frankly but I can see it is a decent point, just not so well made, for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted November 16, 2020 Author Report Share Posted November 16, 2020 20 hours ago, King Billy said: After Birkenhead? I can’t knock Beeerchenedd....Camell Lairds and Half Man Half Biscuit...but it is a khazi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted November 16, 2020 Report Share Posted November 16, 2020 1 hour ago, PANZER MURPHY said: I rather think yer the one in regular contact with the rozzers trukky baby..were ya flashin the maggot in public..what was the charge..assault with a dead weapon? PANZERMURPHYBABY The only thing I flash at those cunts is my wallet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted November 16, 2020 Report Share Posted November 16, 2020 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: A few weeks ago, I mentioned Curtis Warren. You claimed to know him personally. A little while later, Punkape mentions a grouse shoot, you claimed to know the gamekeeper (and spouse) personally... and now @Trucking Funt has mentioned a Cape Verde hotel, apparently, you know the owners personally. Anybody you don't actually know personally? Careful Eric or he might send Lauren Harries round to scratch your eyes out. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted November 16, 2020 Report Share Posted November 16, 2020 50 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I’m surprised at you, I said ‘senior management’ one of which I spoke to this morning, I do quite regularly and she found TF’s fairy story equally hysterical. Curtis and I were ‘professionally’ acquainted and I think, given the relative depth of our own little exchange, you’ve figured that out, being a bright chap and all. TF’s a little fibber/embellisher I’m afraid and has been pretty much flushed out. No ‘police’ involvement at all on my part of course but amused at the amount of time some cunts on here are spending trying to figure out my career path. I’d expect someone of your gravitas to be completely disinterested, I’m surprised frankly but I can see it is a decent point, just not so well made, for you. The only thing you can flush are toilets after you've finished scrubbing them as part of your work placement given to you by mencap you fucking tool. Who was it you spoke to, your smack dealer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 16, 2020 Report Share Posted November 16, 2020 53 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I’m surprised at you, I said ‘senior management’ one of which I spoke to this morning, I do quite regularly and she found TF’s fairy story equally hysterical. Curtis and I were ‘professionally’ acquainted and I think, given the relative depth of our own little exchange, you’ve figured that out, being a bright chap and all. TF’s a little fibber/embellisher I’m afraid and has been pretty much flushed out. No ‘police’ involvement at all on my part of course but amused at the amount of time some cunts on here are spending trying to figure out my career path. I’d expect someone of your gravitas to be completely disinterested, I’m surprised frankly but I can see it is a decent point, just not so well made, for you. You’re so deeply immersed in your sea of bullshit that you’ve convinced yourself it’s true. What a total fucking idiot. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted November 16, 2020 Author Report Share Posted November 16, 2020 1 minute ago, Ape™️ said: You’re so deeply immersed in your sea of bullshit that you’ve convinced yourself it’s true. What a total fucking idiot. How many fucking times do you need to be told,chimp? Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted November 16, 2020 Author Report Share Posted November 16, 2020 2 minutes ago, Trucking Funt said: The only thing you can flush are toilets after you've finished scrubbing them as part of your work placement given to you by mencap you fucking tool. Who was it you spoke to, your smack dealer? Curtis sent a pidgeon Trucks...honest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 16, 2020 Report Share Posted November 16, 2020 2 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: How many fucking times do you need to be told,chimp? Fuck off. You’re my new favourite on here - the gift that just keeps on giving. I’m going nowhere, bullshit boy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 16, 2020 Report Share Posted November 16, 2020 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: A few weeks ago, I mentioned Curtis Warren. You claimed to know him personally. A little while later, Punkape mentions a grouse shoot, you claimed to know the gamekeeper (and spouse) personally... and now @Trucking Funt has mentioned a Cape Verde hotel, apparently, you know the owners personally. Anybody you don't actually know personally? It’s just an extraordinary coincidence, Eric. Nothing more. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted November 16, 2020 Author Report Share Posted November 16, 2020 1 minute ago, Ape™️ said: You’re my new favourite on here - the gift that just keeps on giving. I’m going nowhere, bullshit boy. Fuck this, you’re not getting the message. I’m ringing Johnny Morris and Dr. Doolittle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted November 16, 2020 Author Report Share Posted November 16, 2020 1 minute ago, Ape™️ said: It’s just an extraordinary coincidence, Eric. Nothing more. Sniff...sniff... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted November 16, 2020 Author Report Share Posted November 16, 2020 25 minutes ago, Trucking Funt said: The only thing I flash at those cunts is my wallet. I thought you didn’t need one. Just flash your make-believe all-inclusive wristband. That’ll make ‘em back off...pronto, etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted November 16, 2020 Author Report Share Posted November 16, 2020 4 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Fuck this, you’re not getting the message. I’m ringing Johnny Morris and Dr. Doolittle. I know them ‘personally’ too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 16, 2020 Report Share Posted November 16, 2020 1 minute ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I know them ‘personally’ too. Did you go to school with the Kray twins? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted November 16, 2020 Author Report Share Posted November 16, 2020 As an aside...wtf happened to membership numbers? 93? It was 165 last week. Ape...do resist the obvious, for once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted November 16, 2020 Author Report Share Posted November 16, 2020 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Did you go to school with the Kray twins? Can you be reported for repetition? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted November 16, 2020 Report Share Posted November 16, 2020 11 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Curtis sent a pidgeon Trucks...honest. Are you going to speak to the Kray Twins later as well via seance? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted November 16, 2020 Report Share Posted November 16, 2020 5 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I thought you didn’t need one. Just flash your make-believe all-inclusive wristband. That’ll make ‘em back off...pronto, etc. Are you jealous because your dole money doesn't go as far as it used to in these troubled times? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted November 16, 2020 Author Report Share Posted November 16, 2020 Just now, Trucking Funt said: Are you going to speak to the Kray Twins later as well via seance? Right cunt...you’ve pushed this too far. I’m getting the wine glass out. Be afraid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted November 16, 2020 Report Share Posted November 16, 2020 1 minute ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Right cunt...you’ve pushed this too far. I’m getting the wine glass out. Be afraid. Are you going to start self harming? Yiiiiiipeeeee! Remember to cut up the vein now won't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted November 16, 2020 Author Report Share Posted November 16, 2020 Just now, Trucking Funt said: Are you going to start self harming? Yiiiiiipeeeee! Remember to cut up the vein now won't you? I’ll tell Ronnie. You’d like that though wouldn’t you? Admit it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted November 16, 2020 Report Share Posted November 16, 2020 1 minute ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I’ll tell Ronnie. You’d like that though wouldn’t you? Admit it. What I'd like is for you to neck a bottle of drain cleaner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted November 16, 2020 Author Report Share Posted November 16, 2020 10 minutes ago, Trucking Funt said: What I'd like is for you to neck a bottle of drain cleaner. Was that free with your fairy-tale vouchers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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