Trucking Funt Posted November 17, 2020 Report Share Posted November 17, 2020 2 hours ago, cuntspotter said: What the fuck is all this blood and snot doing up the walls ? @Dyslexic cnutdid an explosive fanny fart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 17, 2020 Report Share Posted November 17, 2020 50 minutes ago, Trucking Funt said: @Dyslexic cnutdid an explosive fanny fart. I’m looking forward to finding out just who else he knows today. I wonder if @Eric Cuntmancan guess again? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted November 17, 2020 Author Report Share Posted November 17, 2020 34 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: I’m looking forward to finding out just who else he knows today. I wonder if @Eric Cuntmancan guess again? Sniff...sniff... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 17, 2020 Report Share Posted November 17, 2020 59 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: I’m looking forward to finding out just who else he knows today. I wonder if @Eric Cuntmancan guess again? "This week, oi aaarve been mostly a close personal friend of... Bob Carolgees." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted November 17, 2020 Report Share Posted November 17, 2020 1 hour ago, Ape™️ said: I’m looking forward to finding out just who else he knows today. I wonder if @Eric Cuntmancan guess again? I'll take a guess that he knows Ronnie Pickering. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted November 17, 2020 Author Report Share Posted November 17, 2020 32 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: "This week, oi aaarve been mostly a close personal friend of... Bob Carolgees." Summonsed by @Ape™️? Really? Fuck me Eric. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 17, 2020 Report Share Posted November 17, 2020 1 minute ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Summonsed by @Ape™️? Really? Fuck me Eric. It's my turn to lick @Ape™️'s bum-bum this week. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted November 17, 2020 Author Report Share Posted November 17, 2020 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: It's my turn to lick @Ape™️'s bum-bum this week. Just spat sardines on the dog....stunned! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 17, 2020 Report Share Posted November 17, 2020 3 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Summonsed by @Ape™️? Really? Fuck me Eric. And it's 'summoned'. Like Orgo and Fatumch. 'Summonsed' is what you get if you abandon a car outside your council flat. Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted November 17, 2020 Report Share Posted November 17, 2020 5 hours ago, cuntspotter said: What the fuck is all this blood and snot doing up the walls ? Two spastics sparring, neither have landed a killer blow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted November 17, 2020 Author Report Share Posted November 17, 2020 2 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Two spastics sparring, neither have landed a killer blow. How rude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted November 17, 2020 Report Share Posted November 17, 2020 14 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: As an aside...wtf happened to membership numbers? 93? It was 165 last week. Ape...do resist the obvious, for once. Oh, that...just routine culling of unproductive punters. Fortunately inmate Punkers is on hand to jet-wash the processing suite. It gets messy at times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted November 17, 2020 Author Report Share Posted November 17, 2020 2 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Oh, that...just routine culling of unproductive punters. Fortunately inmate Punkers is on hand to jet-wash the processing suite. It gets messy at times. Aahh, I see. I’ve sent him a Victoria sponge cake with a file in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted November 17, 2020 Report Share Posted November 17, 2020 1 minute ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Aahh, I see. I’ve sent him a Victoria sponge cake with a file in it. He won't touch it unless the cake is produced by an artisan bakery which must have the Queen's warrant. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted November 17, 2020 Author Report Share Posted November 17, 2020 1 minute ago, Mrs Roops said: He won't touch it unless the cake is produced by an artisan bakery which must have the Queen's warrant. It was a Queen Victoria sponge, I call them ‘Victoria’ because I personally know her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 17, 2020 Report Share Posted November 17, 2020 4 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Summonsed by @Ape™️? Really? Fuck me Eric. Rattled by @Ape™️ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted November 17, 2020 Author Report Share Posted November 17, 2020 4 hours ago, Ape™️ said: Rattled by @Ape™️ Sex life slowed a little since the cemeteries closed? Necrocunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 17, 2020 Report Share Posted November 17, 2020 3 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Sex life slowed a little since the cemeteries closed? Necrocunt. What, like Jimmy Savile? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 17, 2020 Report Share Posted November 17, 2020 18 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Sex life slowed a little since the cemeteries closed? Necrocunt. What a strange little cunt you are... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted November 17, 2020 Author Report Share Posted November 17, 2020 23 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: What a strange little cunt you are... Answer the fucking question, mutant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted November 17, 2020 Report Share Posted November 17, 2020 Policeman faces sack following sleight of hand bar code swap, (carrots for doughnuts) deception at self service checkout. Sticky fingers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 17, 2020 Report Share Posted November 17, 2020 6 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Policeman faces sack following sleight of hand bar code swap, (carrots for doughnuts) deception at self service checkout. Sticky fingers? Keep up at the back of the remedial class... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted November 17, 2020 Report Share Posted November 17, 2020 4 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Keep up at the back of the remedial class... You are the one wearing the pointed paper hat in the corner. Dunce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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