cuntspotter Posted November 21, 2020 Report Share Posted November 21, 2020 On 17/11/2020 at 11:52, camberwell gypsy said: They probably left it because it contravened 'elf and safety regulations if they attempted to clean it without using full body protection. Cleaning in hospitals was down to nurses. If the ward sister told you to clean the floor of the shit Mr Kleftiko kindly left by his bed, you fucking cleaned it or you got a verbal kicking off of Sister or worst still, matron. Nowadays, nurses dont touch it and its left to 'specialist cleaners'. Some of us remember this well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 21, 2020 Report Share Posted November 21, 2020 1 hour ago, Last Cunt Standing said: It’s probably (and hopefully) some way off yet Decs, but when your inevitably enlarged prostate finally joins hands across your urethra, and you’re carted in to the Paget screaming in delirious agony, you’ll be an utter joy to look after. Once some poor sleep-deprived junior doctor has forced a catheter up your shrivelled winkle and told you the standard set of plumbing jokes, you’ll no doubt let all and sundry know you’re a personal friend of the Lord Lieutenant of Norfolk and that if someone doesn’t dust under your bed every twenty minutes then you’ll be writing to the Daily Telegraph. I wouldn’t drink much tea during your stay, put it that way. It will be the Lord Lootenant as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 21, 2020 Report Share Posted November 21, 2020 21 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: Some of us remember this well. Some nurses are still scrubbers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted November 21, 2020 Report Share Posted November 21, 2020 1 hour ago, Dawn Chorus said: Some nurses are still scrubbers. I respect your opinion when it comes to nurses Pen, especially as you've probably spent many hours in A&E throughout the years having several apparatus pulled from your gaping ringpiece with giant obstetrical forceps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 21, 2020 Report Share Posted November 21, 2020 4 minutes ago, Wolfie said: I respect your opinion when it comes to nurses Pen, especially as you've probably spent many hours in A&E throughout the years having several apparatus pulled from your gaping ringpiece with giant obstetrical forceps. Are you still nursing a sore arse loopy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 21, 2020 Report Share Posted November 21, 2020 30 minutes ago, JohnnySaucePants said: I respect her opinion too. Pen i hear is a professional when it comes to pushing back her gaping prolapsed ring piece. The result of too many self inflicted fistings. Makes my eyes water just thinking about it. The dirty cow. Fuck off. How are things in you (airfix) mansion? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted November 21, 2020 Report Share Posted November 21, 2020 On 17/11/2020 at 17:49, Cuntybaws said: You can always trust Plod to make the most spectacular stereotypical cunts of themselves when it comes to major crime. Policeman facing sack 'for trying to buy Krispy Kremes box for 7p using carrots barcode' Jolly Cockney Mickey Flanagan does a whole sketch about his shoplifting techniques which are still ongoing. These include gently placing light items, crisps etc onto the scales so that they don’t register. Thieving cunt. It doesn’t work at M&S, them kikes got tasty scales. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 21, 2020 Report Share Posted November 21, 2020 59 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Jolly Cockney Mickey Flanagan does a whole sketch about his shoplifting techniques which are still ongoing. These include gently placing light items, crisps etc onto the scales so that they don’t register. Thieving cunt. It doesn’t work at M&S, them kikes got tasty scales. I see him occasionally walking his dog in Dulwich park. Because its a predominantly middle class area, no cunt knows who he is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 21, 2020 Report Share Posted November 21, 2020 1 hour ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Jolly Cockney Mickey Flanagan does a whole sketch about his shoplifting techniques which are still ongoing. These include gently placing light items, crisps etc onto the scales so that they don’t register. Thieving cunt. It doesn’t work at M&S, them kikes got tasty scales. My method is better; shove everything up a big skirt or dress and walk out at the same time as a black person. See who the security guards think who set the alarm off? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 21, 2020 Report Share Posted November 21, 2020 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: My method is better; shove everything up a big skirt or dress and walk out at the same time as a black person. See who the security guards think who set the alarm off? Are you a plus size? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted November 21, 2020 Report Share Posted November 21, 2020 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: My method is better; shove everything up a big skirt or dress and walk out at the same time as a black person. See who the security guards think who set the alarm off? Gypsy or darkie. A conundrum for any fair minded pic n mix security ape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted November 21, 2020 Report Share Posted November 21, 2020 4 hours ago, Wolfie said: giant obstetrical forceps. Obstetrical is my new favourite word. Trips off the tongue. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 21, 2020 Report Share Posted November 21, 2020 25 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Obstetrical is my new favourite word. Trips off the tongue. That would be an obstetrical matter. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 21, 2020 Report Share Posted November 21, 2020 1 hour ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Gypsy or darkie. A conundrum for any fair minded pic n mix security ape. Well I do leave my tambourine and basket of pegs at home. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 21, 2020 Report Share Posted November 21, 2020 3 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: That would be an obstetrical matter. Fucking excellent. If Decs or Eric had put that it would be dripping in 'Likes'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted November 21, 2020 Report Share Posted November 21, 2020 17 hours ago, King Billy said: Harold has lost his play doh. I am considering changing my identity to ModernaMan. It ticks 94.5% of the boxes and a few others I am keeping private. The FT and Dow are very happy with me. Unfortunately Johnson had his head up his arse as usual with Brexit scrapings and backed the wrong horse Tizer which needs to be kept very cold and served with ice cubes and a lump of ice cream. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 21, 2020 Report Share Posted November 21, 2020 4 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Gypsy or darkie. A conundrum for any fair minded pic n mix security ape. Just pile into the darkie. You can always plant a DVD on them if they turn out to be innocent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 21, 2020 Report Share Posted November 21, 2020 41 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Fucking excellent. If Decs or Eric had put that it would be dripping in 'Likes'. For someone who claims to not give a shit about the leaderboard, this post is 'dripping' in 'like envy'. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted November 21, 2020 Report Share Posted November 21, 2020 7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Just pile into the darkie. You can always plant a DVD on them if they turn out to be innocent. The nasty ones download. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 21, 2020 Report Share Posted November 21, 2020 59 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Fucking excellent. If Decs or Eric had put that it would be dripping in 'Likes'. I don't make the rules, Gyppo, but like in any gathering of human beings, there's a pecking order around here. I'm the alpha and the fucking omega, and Eric is my protégé. You'd do well to aknowledge it and show a bit more respect to your betters. I won't warn you again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 21, 2020 Report Share Posted November 21, 2020 4 minutes ago, Decimus said: I don't make the rules, Gyppo, but like in any gathering of human beings, there's a pecking order around here. I'm the alpha and the fucking omega, and Eric is my protégé. You'd do well to aknowledge it and show a bit more respect to your betters. I won't warn you again. Noted Decs. You can still fuck off though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted November 21, 2020 Report Share Posted November 21, 2020 28 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Noted Decs. You can still fuck off though. Face the ghastly truth and say "I Am Rodney Dangerfield" three times to the theme from Caddy Shack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 21, 2020 Report Share Posted November 21, 2020 14 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Face the ghastly truth and say "I Am Rodney Dangerfield" three times to the theme from Caddy Shack. As Terry McCann would say "Do what"? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 21, 2020 Report Share Posted November 21, 2020 11 hours ago, cuntspotter said: Some of us remember this well. What: Mr Kleftiko shitting on the floor or you smearing shit on the toilet wall? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted November 21, 2020 Report Share Posted November 21, 2020 2 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: I am considering changing my identity to ModernaMan. It ticks 94.5% of the boxes and a few others I am keeping private. The FT and Dow are very happy with me. Unfortunately Johnson had his head up his arse as usual with Brexit scrapings and backed the wrong horse Tizer which needs to be kept very cold and served with ice cubes and a lump of ice cream. Some of your posts are fascinatingly cryptic Harold. I'm not sure where to start with this one it's like a mystery wrapped in a riddle pickled in enigma juice. Do you ride around on a literal horse called Tizer, or is this some kind of zen koan ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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