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Mother, 42, is pissed off with Ocado for delivering three carrier bags of URINE.


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On 18/11/2020 at 19:10, ProfB said:

The story has an happy ending, the mother got replacement food & her money back too.

The mother believes the driver was caught short.

IT GOT WORSE:🤯

Ocado left a bag of shit this time.

Google it, ProfB does not tell porkie pies.

Sarah Wilkin 55, was left horrified after an Ocado delivery driver dropped off a bag of SHIT with her food shopping.

Ocado collected the bag and have launched an investigation. Who dung it?

£25 compo.

What next, what party trick does Ocado have up its sleeve?

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10 minutes ago, ProfB said:

IT GOT WORSE:🤯

Ocado left a bag of shit this time.

Google it, ProfB does not tell porkie pies.

Sarah Wilkin 55, was left horrified after an Ocado delivery driver dropped off a bag of SHIT with her food shopping.

Ocado collected the bag and have launched an investigation. Who dung it?

£25 compo.

What next, what party trick does Ocado have up its sleeve?

'You buy dung, you get dung free!'

'Every shittle helps'

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26 minutes ago, ProfB said:

IT GOT WORSE:🤯

Ocado left a bag of shit this time.

Google it, ProfB does not tell porkie pies.

Sarah Wilkin 55, was left horrified after an Ocado delivery driver dropped off a bag of SHIT with her food shopping.

Ocado collected the bag and have launched an investigation. Who dung it?

£25 compo.

What next, what party trick does Ocado have up its sleeve?

25 sheets compo, Prof? Now that's taking the fucking piss, literally. Regarding this breaking news I'll never be using Ocado. At least at your local Tesco you can avoid a bag of excrement. I reckon she's entitled to a couple of grand. 

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14 minutes ago, Major Cunt said:

25 sheets compo, Prof? Now that's taking the fucking piss, literally. Regarding this breaking news I'll never be using Ocado. At least at your local Tesco you can avoid a bag of excrement. I reckon she's entitled to a couple of grand. 

I won't be having any takeaways from 'Deliverpoo' either.

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1 hour ago, ProfB said:

IT GOT WORSE:🤯

Ocado left a bag of shit this time.

Google it, ProfB does not tell porkie pies.

Sarah Wilkin 55, was left horrified after an Ocado delivery driver dropped off a bag of SHIT with her food shopping.

Ocado collected the bag and have launched an investigation. Who dung it?

£25 compo.

What next, what party trick does Ocado have up its sleeve?

The delivery was intended for reptile. He’ll be fucking furious someone else has his weeks supply of shit.

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3 hours ago, ProfB said:

IT GOT WORSE:🤯

Ocado left a bag of shit this time.

Google it, ProfB does not tell porkie pies.

Sarah Wilkin 55, was left horrified after an Ocado delivery driver dropped off a bag of SHIT with her food shopping.

Ocado collected the bag and have launched an investigation. Who dung it?

£25 compo.

What next, what party trick does Ocado have up its sleeve?

Log onto the website and see if there’s been anything else dropped off.

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2 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said:

You collect your own bags of shit from Tesco every week and pay for it you stupid wanker....

Considering you rummage through Waitrose bins in a desperate attempt to be one of the middle class, you are in absolutely no position to be questioning a chap who shops in Tesco. I'd imagine the lockdown has played havoc with you and Diego's bumbanditry on the 3rd hole... 

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6 minutes ago, Major Cunt said:

Considering you rummage through Waitrose bins in a desperate attempt to be one of the middle class, you are in absolutely no position to be questioning a chap who shops in Tesco. I'd imagine the lockdown has played havoc with you and Diego's bumbanditry on the 3rd hole... 

No doubt your summer of homosexual dogging has been blighted by the cancellation of Crufts...

lol.

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7 hours ago, ProfB said:

IT GOT WORSE:🤯

Ocado left a bag of shit this time.

Google it, ProfB does not tell porkie pies.

Sarah Wilkin 55, was left horrified after an Ocado delivery driver dropped off a bag of SHIT with her food shopping.

Ocado collected the bag and have launched an investigation. Who dung it?

£25 compo.

What next, what party trick does Ocado have up its sleeve?

You do tell porkies in blankets lies.

Anyway, the only way to solve these problems permanently, is to install “Idiocracy”-premiered seats with fully integrated toilets.

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17 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

'You buy dung, you get dung free!'

'Every shittle helps'

 

16 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I won't be having any takeaways from 'Deliverpoo' either.

 

14 hours ago, King Billy said:

Was it past its smell by date?

 

14 hours ago, King Billy said:

She’d be rolling in it then.

Pair of cunts

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Ocado may well deliver the contents of the sanitary bin in their ladies toilets next.

I predict this little lot of treats, will turn up with a gent's order of vintage wines from M&S & maybe some of those 🐽 in blankets I bought in error when a furloughed HRMC worker rammed their trolley up my arse.

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8 hours ago, ProfB said:

Ocado may well deliver the contents of the sanitary bin in their ladies toilets next.

I predict this little lot of treats, will turn up with a gent's order of vintage wines from M&S & maybe some of those 🐽 in blankets I bought in error when a furloughed HRMC worker rammed their trolley up my arse.

I’ve just booked on a delivery for you prof; 2 litres of drain cleaner- enjoy

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