camberwell gypsy Posted November 18, 2020 Report Share Posted November 18, 2020 Got the tv on whilst eating and it's on The One Show. It sounds like some fucking mong on some channel has decided to give her her own programme. "And what's it about, gyppo"? I hear you ask. It's about her. What else. It looks like she's doing all sorts of things for our entertainment; riding horses, climbing big hills (unfortunately not falling off them), cuddling lambs and........well different things. I'm afraid, 10 minutes in my brain couldn't take any more and just switched off. I see her lips moving but all I hear is static. She just don't stop fucking talking and it's all about her. I have never come across such a fucking gobby, vacuous, talent desert as this woman, which is a fucking talent in itself. I'm praying for covid. Because believe me, 3 months on my stomach, in a ventilated coma is a fucking godsend compared to 30 minutes listening to this harridan. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted November 18, 2020 Report Share Posted November 18, 2020 She'd still be first on line for a good seeing to ahead of the other munters in the Spice Girls. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 18, 2020 Report Share Posted November 18, 2020 7 minutes ago, Neil said: She'd still be first on line for a good seeing to ahead of the other munters in the Spice Girls. Anal Spice. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Williewhoopassjohnson Posted November 18, 2020 Report Share Posted November 18, 2020 She is definitely top of the bunch for a roll around though, her then mel B. The other three dont count Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted November 18, 2020 Report Share Posted November 18, 2020 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Got the tv on whilst eating and it's on The One Show. It sounds like some fucking mong on some channel has decided to give her her own programme. "And what's it about, gyppo"? I hear you ask. It's about her. What else. It looks like she's doing all sorts of things for our entertainment; riding horses, climbing big hills (unfortunately not falling off them), cuddling lambs and........well different things. I'm afraid, 10 minutes in my brain couldn't take any more and just switched off. I see her lips moving but all I hear is static. She just don't stop fucking talking and it's all about her. I have never come across such a fucking gobby, vacuous, talent desert as this woman, which is a fucking talent in itself. I'm praying for covid. Because believe me, 3 months on my stomach, in a ventilated coma is a fucking godsend compared to 30 minutes listening to this harridan. Take a look in the mirror, gyps, you thick fucking whore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 18, 2020 Report Share Posted November 18, 2020 11 minutes ago, Frank said: Take a look in the mirror, gyps, you thick fucking whore. 'Like' hunting, low hanging fruit picking, absolute fucking disgrace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted November 18, 2020 Report Share Posted November 18, 2020 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Got the tv on whilst eating and it's on The One Show. It sounds like some fucking mong on some channel has decided to give her her own programme. "And what's it about, gyppo"? I hear you ask. It's about her. What else. It looks like she's doing all sorts of things for our entertainment; riding horses, climbing big hills (unfortunately not falling off them), cuddling lambs and........well different things. I'm afraid, 10 minutes in my brain couldn't take any more and just switched off. I see her lips moving but all I hear is static. She just don't stop fucking talking and it's all about her. I have never come across such a fucking gobby, vacuous, talent desert as this woman, which is a fucking talent in itself. I'm praying for covid. Because believe me, 3 months on my stomach, in a ventilated coma is a fucking godsend compared to 30 minutes listening to this harridan. She was my preferred spice girl back in the day because she was the only one who had nude pics you could wank over. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 18, 2020 Report Share Posted November 18, 2020 1 minute ago, Trucking Funt said: She was my preferred spice girl back in the day because she was the only one who had nude pics you could wank over. ‘Two become one.’ (When the pages get stuck together) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted November 18, 2020 Report Share Posted November 18, 2020 4 minutes ago, King Billy said: ‘Two become one.’ (When the pages get stuck together) I'm glad to say with the advancement of technology, young men will no longer have to cope with such a tragedy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted November 18, 2020 Report Share Posted November 18, 2020 6 minutes ago, Trucking Funt said: I'm glad to say with the advancement of technology, young men will no longer have to cope with such a tragedy. It always struck me as odd that even well into the 2010’s, with ubiquitous digital porn, a walk in the English countryside would always feature the tattered jazz mag under a hedgerow or scattered around a woodland. Are we suggesting this was the scene of the crime, or do we think said porn was discarded from a passing Bedford Rascal? Personally I much preferred Viz from the top shelf, as since my 20s flesh mags only ever made me wonder if the unfortunate centrefold was up to date with her Pap smear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted November 18, 2020 Report Share Posted November 18, 2020 37 minutes ago, Trucking Funt said: I'm glad to say with the advancement of technology, young men will no longer have to cope with such a tragedy. Yeh, have you tried getting semen out between the keys of a laptop, using Johnson cotton buds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted November 18, 2020 Report Share Posted November 18, 2020 1 minute ago, Witheredscrote said: Yeh, have you tried getting semen out between the keys of a laptop, using Johnson cotton buds. No. Is this another disgusting French custom like eating amphibians and snails? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 18, 2020 Author Report Share Posted November 18, 2020 2 hours ago, Frank said: Take a look in the mirror, gyps, you thick fucking whore. I would, but I cast no reflection. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 19, 2020 Report Share Posted November 19, 2020 21 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I would, but I cast no reflection. Good darts. @Frankeat shit and die you spaghetti legged no mark poof 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 19, 2020 Author Report Share Posted November 19, 2020 35 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Good darts. @Frankeat shit and die you spaghetti legged no mark poof If you think that's gonna make me give you a like......you're fucking right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 19, 2020 Report Share Posted November 19, 2020 23 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: If you think that's gonna make me give you a like......you're fucking right. Your hatred of hipster dressed AIDS vector hasn’t gone unnoticed over the years gyps. He’s a total cunt who genuinely deserves terminal cancer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted November 19, 2020 Report Share Posted November 19, 2020 On 18/11/2020 at 19:44, camberwell gypsy said: Got the tv on whilst eating and it's on The One Show. It sounds like some fucking mong on some channel has decided to give her her own programme. "And what's it about, gyppo"? I hear you ask. It's about her. What else. It looks like she's doing all sorts of things for our entertainment; riding horses, climbing big hills (unfortunately not falling off them), cuddling lambs and........well different things. I'm afraid, 10 minutes in my brain couldn't take any more and just switched off. I see her lips moving but all I hear is static. She just don't stop fucking talking and it's all about her. I have never come across such a fucking gobby, vacuous, talent desert as this woman, which is a fucking talent in itself. I'm praying for covid. Because believe me, 3 months on my stomach, in a ventilated coma is a fucking godsend compared to 30 minutes listening to this harridan. You clearly never danced your little gay arse off to her thumping cover of "It's Raining Men". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 19, 2020 Author Report Share Posted November 19, 2020 12 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Your hatred of hipster dressed AIDS vector hasn’t gone unnoticed over the years gyps. He’s a total cunt who genuinely deserves terminal cancer He's had terminal cancer. Several times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 19, 2020 Author Report Share Posted November 19, 2020 Just now, ChildeHarold said: You clearly never danced your little gay arse off to her thumping cover of "It's Raining Men". You obviously have. Is Punkers your dance partner? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted November 19, 2020 Report Share Posted November 19, 2020 3 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: You obviously have. Is Punkers your dance partner? But why Gyppo? Why? Why Geri? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 19, 2020 Report Share Posted November 19, 2020 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: He's had terminal cancer. Several times. He’s a “goddam marvel of modern science.” R.P. McMurphy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted November 19, 2020 Report Share Posted November 19, 2020 37 minutes ago, King Billy said: He’s a “goddam marvel of modern science.” R.P. McMurphy. ‘Well I don’t wanna break up the meeting or nothin’, but ain’t she’s somethin’ of a cunt, ain’t she Doc?’ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 20, 2020 Report Share Posted November 20, 2020 7 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: ‘Well I don’t wanna break up the meeting or nothin’, but ain’t she’s somethin’ of a cunt, ain’t she Doc?’ “Which one of you nuts has got any guts?” 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted November 20, 2020 Report Share Posted November 20, 2020 On 18/11/2020 at 22:55, Witheredscrote said: Yeh, have you tried getting semen out between the keys of a laptop, using Johnson cotton buds. If you wait until it dries, you can remove it with a stiff brush (bloke down the pub told me) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 20, 2020 Report Share Posted November 20, 2020 2 minutes ago, Joker said: If you wait until it dries, you can remove it with a stiff brush (bloke down the pub told me) Your fellow scatological pub bore was referring to liquid dog shit on the pavement, though, not spunk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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