and Posted November 20, 2020 Report Share Posted November 20, 2020 On 18/11/2020 at 20:03, King Billy said: Anal Spice. What's really funny is, Deci and Woofles both put a like on this comment, and yet, according to them, I'm the one who's obsessed with matters of the botty. Get your fuckin' act together you pair of scatty cunts, you can't have it both ways. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 20, 2020 Report Share Posted November 20, 2020 10 minutes ago, Joker said: What's really funny is, Deci and Woofles both put a like on this comment, and yet, according to them, I'm the one who's obsessed with matters of the botty. Get your fuckin' act together you pair of scatty cunts, you can't have it both ways. That's actually quite good, r-soles, the first thing you've ever said that has made me laugh out loud. Credit where credit is due, have a like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted November 20, 2020 Report Share Posted November 20, 2020 7 minutes ago, Decimus said: That's actually quite good, r-soles, the first thing you've ever said that has made me laugh out loud. Credit where credit is due, have a like. I get worried when you're all nice to fellow posters, have you turned Punkers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 20, 2020 Report Share Posted November 20, 2020 34 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I get worried when you're all nice to fellow posters, have you turned Punkers? Every now and again, an advert for abused donkeys in some filthy, foreign shit hole appears on my telly at exactly the same moment I'm about to tell a Corner member to kill themselves. Overcome with pity and empathy for the dumb beasts on my TV screen, I sometimes become guilty of transferring my sympathy to the similarly thick cunts I respond to on here on a daily basis. I hope this clears things up. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 20, 2020 Report Share Posted November 20, 2020 1 hour ago, Decimus said: Every now and again, an advert for abused donkeys in some filthy, foreign shit hole appears on my telly at exactly the same moment I'm about to tell a Corner member to kill themselves. Overcome with pity and empathy for the dumb beasts on my TV screen, I sometimes become guilty of transferring my sympathy to the similarly thick cunts I respond to on here on a daily basis. I hope this clears things up. I love those FGM adverts Deco. If I sponsor one of these mangled minges, do you think I'll get a cuddly toy modelled on their flaps? 🥓 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 20, 2020 Report Share Posted November 20, 2020 2 minutes ago, ratcum said: I love those FGM adverts Deco. If I sponsor one of these mangled minges, do you think I'll get a cuddly toy modelled on their flaps? 🥓 Sponsor a Fanny, novel idea rats fuhrer. I wonder if a large donation would allow a visit? Fishing trip perhaps with your new “chum” as bait Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 20, 2020 Report Share Posted November 20, 2020 5 minutes ago, ratcum said: I love those FGM adverts Deco. If I sponsor one of these mangled minges, do you think I'll get a cuddly toy modelled on their flaps? 🥓 Oh Ratty, oh Authoritah, oh Jewdy, oh Jane. I wrote so many songs about you, I forget your name. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 20, 2020 Report Share Posted November 20, 2020 1 hour ago, ratcum said: I love those FGM adverts Deco. If I sponsor one of these mangled minges, do you think I'll get a cuddly toy modelled on their flaps? 🥓 It’s a shame ‘Bargain Bucket’ has already been trademarked by Colonel Slanders. (snic). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted November 20, 2020 Report Share Posted November 20, 2020 4 hours ago, Joker said: What's really funny is, Deci and Woofles both put a like on this comment, and yet, according to them, I'm the one who's obsessed with matters of the botty. Get your fuckin' act together you pair of scatty cunts, you can't have it both ways. The only reason this piss-poor remark has attracted a 'like' is because of someone's heartfelt empathy for donkeys. You won't be getting a like from me, you vile shit-sniffing worm. Since his response to this pile of shit, @Decimus and I reached a private entente via PM, in which we have agreed you're no longer welcome here. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 20, 2020 Report Share Posted November 20, 2020 2 hours ago, Decimus said: Oh Ratty, oh Authoritah, oh Jewdy, oh Jane. I wrote so many songs about you, I forget your name. you're fuckin mad Decs. Mad as a rabbi trapped in an ATM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 20, 2020 Report Share Posted November 20, 2020 3 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Sponsor a Fanny, novel idea rats fuhrer. I wonder if a large donation would allow a visit? Fishing trip perhaps with your new “chum” as bait You're more gross than a cubic dozen Stub Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 21, 2020 Report Share Posted November 21, 2020 6 hours ago, ratcum said: You're more gross than a cubic dozen Stub What do you call a monk with a wart on his cock? The venereal Bede. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 21, 2020 Report Share Posted November 21, 2020 17 hours ago, Decimus said: What do you call a monk with a wart on his cock? The venereal Bede. I see you're top of the Leader Board Deco. Fuck knows how much gamete shake you've had to imbibe to get there. Presumably you can chat to that Eric and his unwholesome cohorts from the podium? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 23, 2020 Report Share Posted November 23, 2020 On 21/11/2020 at 23:02, ratcum said: I see you're top of the Leader Board Deco. Fuck knows how much gamete shake you've had to imbibe to get there. Presumably you can chat to that Eric and his unwholesome cohorts from the podium? Hi Ratty! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 23, 2020 Report Share Posted November 23, 2020 2 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Hi Ratty! Shalom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 23, 2020 Report Share Posted November 23, 2020 9 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Hi Ratty! Flooding eh? That only works on phobias Stub. What I have is more of an allergy and you've just brought me out in hives. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted November 23, 2020 Report Share Posted November 23, 2020 Just now, ratcum said: Flooding eh? That only works on phobias Stub. What I have is more of an allergy and you've just brought me out in hives. A couple of jabs of neat Zyklon B and you should be fit for anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted November 23, 2020 Report Share Posted November 23, 2020 39 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: A couple of jabs of neat Zyklon B and you should be fit for anything. Jelly freshens his breath with that shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 25, 2020 Report Share Posted November 25, 2020 On 23/11/2020 at 20:31, ChildeHarold said: A couple of jabs of neat Zyklon B and you should be fit for anything. Work sets you free. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 25, 2020 Author Report Share Posted November 25, 2020 2 minutes ago, King Billy said: Work sets you free. You need to concentrate a bit more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 25, 2020 Report Share Posted November 25, 2020 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: You need to concentrate a bit more. Pardon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 25, 2020 Author Report Share Posted November 25, 2020 55 minutes ago, King Billy said: Pardon? Half past One Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted November 25, 2020 Report Share Posted November 25, 2020 8 hours ago, King Billy said: Work sets you free. A fate worse than death. The only four letter work banned from my lips: WORK. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted November 25, 2020 Report Share Posted November 25, 2020 On 20/11/2020 at 22:12, Wolfie said: The only reason this piss-poor remark has attracted a 'like' is because of someone's heartfelt empathy for donkeys. You won't be getting a like from me, you vile shit-sniffing worm. Since his response to this pile of shit, @Decimus and I reached a private entente via PM, in which we have agreed you're no longer welcome here. Do you really think I give a fuck what you pair of cunts get up to when the lights go out? Go fuck yourselves (or each other) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted November 25, 2020 Report Share Posted November 25, 2020 On 20/11/2020 at 22:12, Wolfie said: The only reason this piss-poor remark has attracted a 'like' is because of someone's heartfelt empathy for donkeys. You won't be getting a like from me, you vile shit-sniffing worm. Since his response to this pile of shit, @Decimus and I reached a private entente via PM, in which we have agreed you're no longer welcome here. @Decimus and I reached a private entente via PM (is that queer code for shagging each other up the arse?) I hope you'll be very happy together (not really, I hope you both die of bad AIDS, it's what you fuckin' deserve, cunts!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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