Dyslexic cnut Posted November 21, 2020 Report Share Posted November 21, 2020 12 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: He's very, 'uppity'. I wouldn’t mind so much, but he’s clearly thrown the towel in and you fuckers haven’t even begun to roll out the welcome mat yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted November 21, 2020 Report Share Posted November 21, 2020 1 minute ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I wouldn’t mind so much, but he’s clearly thrown the towel in and you fuckers haven’t even begun to roll out the welcome mat yet. He clearly knows when he's pissing into the wind, whereas those of lesser intellect carry on regardless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted November 21, 2020 Report Share Posted November 21, 2020 12 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: He's very, 'uppity'. There was a huge grunting Nigerian bloke outside Fremantle market today Eric giving out leaflets on the Lekki massacre (me neither) and inevitably collecting money with a big green and white bucket. Weighed down with shopping, I took up a pew at the Sail and Anchor and in the time it took me to knock back two cold Single Fin ales, I’d say he gave out four leaflets, got six obscene comments as to his parentage, and made about two dollars fifty. He did even less business than the “Discover Islam” fellas in their tent next door. When the fire breathers and jugglers arrived he fucked off in the direction of the bus stop. You’d have enjoyed the spectacle, Eric. I’m sure the Sail needs experienced Doormen. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 21, 2020 Report Share Posted November 21, 2020 15 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Excuse the pedantry, but unless Neil is Bill Oddie I imagine he uses duct tape, not duck tape. Like @Goobersaid Fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 21, 2020 Report Share Posted November 21, 2020 8 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: There was a huge grunting Nigerian bloke outside Fremantle market today Eric giving out leaflets on the Lekki massacre (me neither) and inevitably collecting money with a big green and white bucket. Weighed down with shopping, I took up a pew at the Sail and Anchor and in the time it took me to knock back two cold Single Fin ales, I’d say he gave out four leaflets, got six obscene comments as to his parentage, and made about two dollars fifty. He did even less business than the “Discover Islam” fellas in their tent next door. When the fire breathers and jugglers arrived he fucked off in the direction of the bus stop. You’d have enjoyed the spectacle, Eric. I’m sure the Sail needs experienced Doormen. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lekki_massacre Nothing to do with whitey this time. So no jokes needed about razor sharp guava halves Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted November 21, 2020 Report Share Posted November 21, 2020 10 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: There was a huge grunting Nigerian bloke outside Fremantle market today Eric giving out leaflets on the Lekki massacre (me neither) and inevitably collecting money with a big green and white bucket. Weighed down with shopping, I took up a pew at the Sail and Anchor and in the time it took me to knock back two cold Single Fin ales, I’d say he gave out four leaflets, got six obscene comments as to his parentage, and made about two dollars fifty. He did even less business than the “Discover Islam” fellas in their tent next door. When the fire breathers and jugglers arrived he fucked off in the direction of the bus stop. You’d have enjoyed the spectacle, Eric. I’m sure the Sail needs experienced Doormen. Sounds like paradise, Doc. I'm in the paradoxical position of being barred as a former convict, but 200 years ago I'd have been sent there once the gavel dropped... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted November 21, 2020 Report Share Posted November 21, 2020 17 hours ago, King Billy said: FACT CHECK Unverified information. (True story, based on lies) Talk to the clit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted November 21, 2020 Report Share Posted November 21, 2020 2 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: Talk to the clit. So what cable systems do you have setup between your anatomy and your Russian girlfriend ? Do the wires sometimes get tangled when you are cooking in the kitchen, or are they super long to allow freedom of movement ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted November 21, 2020 Report Share Posted November 21, 2020 30 minutes ago, Weary&Disgusted said: So what cable systems do you have setup between your anatomy and your Russian girlfriend ? Do the wires sometimes get tangled when you are cooking in the kitchen, or are they super long to allow freedom of movement ? We've actually moved to Bluetooth. My Russian girl says she was videoed in a 5 G gangbang. I'm not sure what she meant by that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted November 21, 2020 Report Share Posted November 21, 2020 3 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: We've actually moved to Bluetooth. My Russian girl says she was videoed in a 5 G gangbang. I'm not sure what she meant by that. I hope you have lots of fun with her. Please pardon my cynical and pessimistic nature if I caution you not to let her rinse you for ALL your money, Harry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted November 21, 2020 Report Share Posted November 21, 2020 31 minutes ago, Weary&Disgusted said: I hope you have lots of fun with her. Please pardon my cynical and pessimistic nature if I caution you not to let her rinse you for ALL your money, Harry. She loves the way the light shines on my head not my money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted November 22, 2020 Report Share Posted November 22, 2020 17 hours ago, Weary&Disgusted said: I hope you have lots of fun with her. Please pardon my cynical and pessimistic nature if I caution you not to let her rinse you for ALL your money, Harry. He must have a large pile of socks and shirts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted November 22, 2020 Report Share Posted November 22, 2020 2 hours ago, White Cunt said: He must have a large pile of socks and shirts. Don't call me "him" as it offends modern definitions of gender fluidity. Call him ChildeHarold a child of the universe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 22, 2020 Report Share Posted November 22, 2020 42 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Don't call me "him" as it offends modern definitions of gender fluidity. Call him ChildeHarold a child of the universe. You having the old nob chopped off Harold? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted November 22, 2020 Report Share Posted November 22, 2020 37 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Don't call me "him" as it offends modern definitions of gender fluidity. Call him ChildeHarold a child of the universe. Sorry, I’m not up to date with the gendry roulette. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted November 22, 2020 Report Share Posted November 22, 2020 1 hour ago, White Cunt said: Sorry, I’m not up to date with the gendry roulette. Neither am I with spastics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted November 22, 2020 Report Share Posted November 22, 2020 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: You having the old nob chopped off Harold? I'll donate it to next Spanish chorizio Christmas dinner. I know at least one contributor who would appreciate it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 22, 2020 Report Share Posted November 22, 2020 23 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: She loves the way the light shines on my head not my money. ‘Through’ your head, in one ear and out the other more like. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted November 22, 2020 Report Share Posted November 22, 2020 24 minutes ago, King Billy said: ‘Through’ your head, in one ear and out the other more like. And the way I move with my walking stick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted November 22, 2020 Report Share Posted November 22, 2020 On 21/11/2020 at 06:36, Last Cunt Standing said: There was a huge grunting Nigerian bloke outside Fremantle market today Eric giving out leaflets on the Lekki massacre (me neither) and inevitably collecting money with a big green and white bucket. Weighed down with shopping, I took up a pew at the Sail and Anchor and in the time it took me to knock back two cold Single Fin ales, I’d say he gave out four leaflets, got six obscene comments as to his parentage, and made about two dollars fifty. He did even less business than the “Discover Islam” fellas in their tent next door. When the fire breathers and jugglers arrived he fucked off in the direction of the bus stop. You’d have enjoyed the spectacle, Eric. I’m sure the Sail needs experienced Doormen. Did he get blown by the Doctor? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted November 22, 2020 Report Share Posted November 22, 2020 On 21/11/2020 at 00:06, Goober said: Got to be careful these days or our new spacker, Insight Or Incite, could go full handbag ninja for actually spelling something correctly. I think he’s been killed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted November 22, 2020 Author Report Share Posted November 22, 2020 7 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I think he’s been killed. Any cunt that comes on here and uses the words 'privileged white male' deserves a size 10 steel toe capped kick in the bollocks,I hope he's dead 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted November 22, 2020 Report Share Posted November 22, 2020 9 minutes ago, Neil said: Any cunt that comes on here and uses the words 'privileged white male' deserves a size 10 steel toe capped kick in the bollocks,I hope he's dead It was the grown-ups what done it. @Cuntybaws did a metaphorical paso doble on his bellend in a pair of Adidas Flankers with winter studs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 23, 2020 Report Share Posted November 23, 2020 23 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: It was the grown-ups what done it. @Cuntybaws did a metaphorical paso doble on his bellend in a pair of Adidas Flankers with winter studs. It's a shame he's gone, because for the coup de grâce I was going to tell him that I once actually interviewed a black man for a job, and very nearly gave it to him. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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