Stubby Pecker Posted November 20, 2020 Report Share Posted November 20, 2020 4 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: Somebody made a comment earlier about Frank's comeback being as likely as Maddie McCann appearing at a KFC. Now I was gonna chime in about it being more likely she'd be found under some overpriced decking in a Portuguese villa, but thought better of it. I miss the old Corner! Go for it major. If there’s one thing that gets the pipe cleaner limbed bender frothing at the arsehole it’s the fate of poor Maddie and her thoughtless parents 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 20, 2020 Report Share Posted November 20, 2020 13 hours ago, ProfB said: TA Mr Cuntman. Let the furloughed freeze their bollox off queueing for a M&S pudd, the cunttingtons enjoyed topping up their tans during the first lockdown. Let it ⛄️ ProfB is dreaming of a White Christmas. The big freeze 🥶 is what we need. Are emoji Ok Spotto, don't think the forum accepted them last time, or at least my burnt chips had to be posted of some photo site, then linked, I had probs with that. I expect you have ‘probs’ with a lot of simple things, since you’re a fucking simpleton. It’s a shame that breathing isn’t one of them. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted November 20, 2020 Report Share Posted November 20, 2020 Marks and Spencer has just announced that their stores will stay open until midnight in the run up to Christmas; with Mount Everest of Bangladeshi and chinky crap to offload, they should stay open 24/7 for the next tree years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted November 20, 2020 Report Share Posted November 20, 2020 49 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: Somebody made a comment earlier about Frank's comeback being as likely as Maddie McCann appearing at a KFC. Now I was gonna chime in about it being more likely she'd be found under some overpriced decking in a Portuguese villa, but thought better of it. I miss the old Corner! Maddie Wings? I'll pass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted November 20, 2020 Report Share Posted November 20, 2020 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: Go for it major. If there’s one thing that gets the pipe cleaner limbed bender frothing at the arsehole it’s the fate of poor Maddie and her thoughtless parents That's exactly what I thought, Stubbs, but the cunts a multi of Mrs Roops I believe. He's definitely part of the setup, and will ensure a good few months porridge is served for touching on this delicate subject. The crane fly legged wanker goes apeshit whenever his movements in the Algarve are questioned... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted November 20, 2020 Report Share Posted November 20, 2020 38 minutes ago, Goober said: Maddie Wings? I'll pass. It's a possibility, Doc. I visited one the other week which served only halal chicken, dripping in fucking fat too. I remember seeing a documentary about a poor teenage girl who ended up as chicken shish in a northern kebab house. Fucking northern noncing Ostrich jockeys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 20, 2020 Report Share Posted November 20, 2020 3 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: The crane fly legged wanker goes apeshit whenever his movements in the Algarve are questioned... One can only begin to imagine what he's got stashed in his cheap fucking bin. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted November 20, 2020 Report Share Posted November 20, 2020 11 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: It's a possibility, Doc. I visited one the other week which served only halal chicken, dripping in fucking fat too. I remember seeing a documentary about a poor teenage girl who ended up as chicken shish in a northern kebab house. Fucking northern noncing Ostrich jockeys. Eating the evidence is one way of avoiding having your collar felt I suppose. Having seen Frank's matchmaker legs, I doubt he could finish a meal of that size in one sitting. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 20, 2020 Report Share Posted November 20, 2020 47 minutes ago, Goober said: Eating the evidence is one way of avoiding having your collar felt I suppose. Having seen Frank's matchmaker legs, I doubt he could finish a meal of that size in one sitting. That's better. You're more recognisable as Dinsdale Piranha's hedgehog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted November 20, 2020 Report Share Posted November 20, 2020 21 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: That's better. You're more recognisable as Dinsdale Piranha's hedgehog. I was in disguise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 21, 2020 Report Share Posted November 21, 2020 21 minutes ago, Goober said: I was in disguise. But, do you hev a piermit for the minkey? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted November 21, 2020 Report Share Posted November 21, 2020 13 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: But, do you hev a piermit for the minkey? No. That is why I have failed where others have succeeded! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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