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1 hour ago, StinkShaft said:

For someone who clearly knows his way round this forum and sprawls out a constant deluge of shite in desperate need of love and attention, I was clearly quoting that spacko schoolgirl with the use of "aint". Please make every effot to contact Daddy, he will listen next time. Now I must say I usually find your repartee that of someone with severe age regression, but I enjoyed the use of Yoghurt Knitting. Seems my arrival has irked you for the better.

I confidently predict that this won’t end well Stinko. Do you know where they buried @Insight Or Incite ?

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4 hours ago, StinkShaft said:

Thankyou for asking. The name is Ernest. I fucking hate Tesco and cunts with unwarranted sense of entitlement.

Well, fuck me. I don't know how I've survived all these years without that information. You're definitely on the spectrum, Ernest. I suspect you're also under the care of the mental health services and have several dubious convictions... 

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7 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Yes, I'm sure your arrival heralds a new age of excellence and will enrich us all. 

What do you want?

Ernie seems like he's a couple of sandwiches short of a picnic. I'd wager his anger around entitlement results from a DLA knockback. 

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1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Is that the black activist cunt? I thought it was this one.. they all look the same to me.

I think he might be speaking of Reptile. Who's oversized downs syndrome looking head is taking pride of place on my mantelpiece. I've also reserved a place for Frank! 

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On 24/11/2020 at 21:49, Eric Cuntman said:

Deliberate punctuation and space bar errors, an attempt to appear working class by using 'aint'...

Fuck off Stickers, you yoghurt knitting, tambourine bothering fucking poof.

Could be. No doubt off his shrivelled bollocks on heavily stamped on peruvian. The man's does more lines than your average Premier League groundsman... 

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^With Grandmaster Flash's 'White Lines' on repeat
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On 22/11/2020 at 22:54, Frank said:

Ape you can forget Netflix this Christmas. I've got eight episodes over two series and I can't decide whether to put them all out at once or drip-feed them to you fuckwits. I'm sitting in Post now putting together the final edit and I can't get past episode three for laughing... Petruso, my Ukrainian London Rickshaw driver/mobile DJ, absolutely loses his shit going over Blackfriars when I call him Abdul for the umpteenth time. 

Bring it on Fwank.  Netflix are showing the Regency period drama 'Bridgerton', and most of the cast are black. Leading actress Phoebe Dynevor, another cosseting cunt, says the casting reflects modern thinking. Next they will be doing a remake of 'Roots', casting all the slaves as white, and the masters and traders as black. 

Just fuck off. Idris Elbow is a cunt.

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3 hours ago, Witheredscrote said:

Bring it on Fwank.  Netflix are showing the Regency period drama 'Bridgerton', and most of the cast are black. Leading actress Phoebe Dynevor, another cosseting cunt, says the casting reflects modern thinking. Next they will be doing a remake of 'Roots', casting all the slaves as white, and the masters and traders as black. 

Just fuck off. Idris Elbow is a cunt.

https://ibb.co/fMYFpRh
 

more modern thinking.... 

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