Cunty BigBollox Posted November 20, 2020 Report Share Posted November 20, 2020 What a bunch of fuckwit cunts that queue up just to buy the latest PS5 games console for fuck knows how many £'s, I can't be bothered to look because I just don't fucking care. What's the point of playing exactly the same game as the last one but in higher definition or something, as long as your TV supports it. Bring back the sensible days when people clamoured for Cabbage Patch dolls instead, at least then the kids still had to use their imagination and brains to develop play with these. This fucking PS5 will generate a generation of actual cabbage kids that just want to sit in front of a screen pretending to play at life. I blame the parents. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 20, 2020 Report Share Posted November 20, 2020 100% markup if you then flog the cunts on eBay, though, supply and demand in one easy lesson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted November 20, 2020 Report Share Posted November 20, 2020 6 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: This fucking PS5 will generate a generation of actual cabbage kids that just want to sit in front of a screen pretending to play at life. If it stops the cunts from breeding, it's all good, fuck 'em! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted November 20, 2020 Report Share Posted November 20, 2020 What's wrong with conkers? They're free. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 20, 2020 Report Share Posted November 20, 2020 7 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: What a bunch of fuckwit cunts that queue up just to buy the latest PS5 games console for fuck knows how many £'s, I can't be bothered to look because I just don't fucking care. What's the point of playing exactly the same game as the last one but in higher definition or something, as long as your TV supports it. Bring back the sensible days when people clamoured for Cabbage Patch dolls instead, at least then the kids still had to use their imagination and brains to develop play with these. This fucking PS5 will generate a generation of actual cabbage kids that just want to sit in front of a screen pretending to play at life. I blame the parents. Are these the uber cunts who queue at 11pm for the 9am opening? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 20, 2020 Report Share Posted November 20, 2020 36 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said: What's wrong with conkers? They're free. I believe you have to have body armour, helmet and visor to play conkers now. Plus the services of a child psychologist to treat poor little Tarquins mental wellbeing when his 'sixer' shatters into hundreds of pieces. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 20, 2020 Report Share Posted November 20, 2020 I imagine that between the hours that his electronic tag allows it, Reptyle is outside his local Game Station peering through the window at the shiny new PS5 in the window. No doubt he's on some other forum right now regaling people with how his mate's, postman's, sister's, best friend's kid own ones. Sinister little stolen valour cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted November 20, 2020 Report Share Posted November 20, 2020 It's actually a very versatile unit. CD, DVD, Blu Ray, even a deep fat chip fryer and toasted sandwich maker. Ideal World is selling them for £24.99 with capped postage if you purchase the matching X Box Trouser Press and Steam Cleaner at the same time. Loverrrrly! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 20, 2020 Report Share Posted November 20, 2020 1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said: It's actually a very versatile unit. CD, DVD, Blu Ray, even a deep fat chip fryer and toasted sandwich maker. Ideal World is selling them for £24.99 with capped postage if you purchase the matching X Box Trouser Press and Steam Cleaner at the same time. Loverrrrly! That's the list of prizes on Bullseye. 'stay out of the black and in the red. You get nothing in this game for two in a bed.' 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted November 20, 2020 Report Share Posted November 20, 2020 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: That's the list of prizes on Bullseye. 'stay out of the black and in the red. You get nothing in this game for two in a bed.' Is that little old me in the sandwich? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 20, 2020 Report Share Posted November 20, 2020 44 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: That's the list of prizes on Bullseye. 'stay out of the black and in the red. You get nothing in this game for two in a bed.' "we've had a lovely day Jim but we'll let someone else have a go"! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted November 20, 2020 Author Report Share Posted November 20, 2020 50 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: That's the list of prizes on Bullseye. 'stay out of the black and in the red. You get nothing in this game for two in a bed.' Stay out of the red and in the brown. Unless you want a little sprog cunt to ruin your life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 20, 2020 Report Share Posted November 20, 2020 10 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Stay out of the red and in the brown. Unless you want a little sprog cunt to ruin your life. No thank you. I am flattered though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted November 23, 2020 Report Share Posted November 23, 2020 "Cabbage Patch dolls " a Freudian slip. Doctors and Nurses. Let's play Jack and Jill Went Up the Hill, Cowboys and Indians, Dr Who and The Daleks. What fucking planet was CuntyBollox and his Cabbage Patch Dolls bred on? * *Cabbage Patch is a TM of Titchmarsh Enterprises Inc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted November 23, 2020 Report Share Posted November 23, 2020 It's like 'Spoilt Bastard' in Viz made sentient. Kids (apparently) going to throw the motherlode of all wobblies if they don't get precisely the correct console on which to play 'Snuff The Whores in the Dystopian Future (Suffolk Version)'! Parents acquiescing to this madness instead of clipping the little cunts round the ear and giving them a small orange and a bag of balloons and telling them to be bloody grateful! We're going to hell in a (Super Mario) handcart, I tell thee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted November 23, 2020 Report Share Posted November 23, 2020 On 20/11/2020 at 20:39, Eric Cuntman said: That's the list of prizes on Bullseye. 'stay out of the black and in the red. You get nothing in this game for two in a bed.' Denise of IW is offering a matching pair of fur lined snuggies. You loike mister? You loike? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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