Cunty BigBollox Posted November 23, 2020 Report Share Posted November 23, 2020 This happens so frequently nowadays that it comes across as a rite of passage (like dying really) when they expect a load of other random cunts to help pay for the nosh and booze at the funeral through 'JustGiving' or other platform. It's not as though it's an unexpected event but, spoiler alert, everyone is going to die. Fucking take some responsibilty and pay for your own fucking funeral, or if you really can't afford it, black them up and throw them in the sea off of Kent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 23, 2020 Report Share Posted November 23, 2020 You'll always get knobheads who pay into this bullshit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 23, 2020 Report Share Posted November 23, 2020 3 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: This happens so frequently nowadays that it comes across as a rite of passage (like dying really) when they expect a load of other random cunts to help pay for the nosh and booze at the funeral through 'JustGiving' or other platform. It's not as though it's an unexpected event but, spoiler alert, everyone is going to die. Fucking take some responsibilty and pay for your own fucking funeral, or if you really can't afford it, black them up and throw them in the sea off of Kent. Why is this worrying you? Asbestos in your bungalow should be of more concern. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted November 23, 2020 Report Share Posted November 23, 2020 It’s the greedy vile funeral directors that really need a cunting. Profiteering scumbags. £4500 to flambé Dad last year, he’d have been livid as he specifically requested to be ‘put in a bin bag & thrown in the river.’ Cunts even charged to hack his pacemaker out (which is a must with the local crem.) Apparently there are some dodgy chink ones in ‘circulation’ (scuse the pun) which have exploded and destroyed the oven bricks. I reclaimed his to use as a cardiovascular egg-timer...it’s what he would have wanted, he loved omelettes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted November 23, 2020 Author Report Share Posted November 23, 2020 15 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: Why is this worrying you? Asbestos in your bungalow should be of more concern. I'm actually an asbestos specialist and since the old gas back boiler was removed 6 years ago I can safely say there is no asbestos in my property. You, on the other hand should be more worried about all of the asbestos dust that you have inhaled from the brake linings of locomotives when you've been perched on the end of a platform with your anorak and notebook furiously scribbling down numbers from rolling stock. You boring cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 23, 2020 Report Share Posted November 23, 2020 9 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: It’s the greedy vile funeral directors that really need a cunting. Profiteering scumbags. £4500 to flambé Dad last year, he’d have been livid as he specifically requested to be ‘put in a bin bag & thrown in the river.’ Cunts even charged to hack his pacemaker out (which is a must with the local crem.) Apparently there are some dodgy chink ones in ‘circulation’ (scuse the pun) which have exploded and destroyed the oven bricks. I reclaimed his to use as a cardiovascular egg-timer...it’s what he would have wanted, he loved omelettes. Fair play to the directors who took care of my granddaughter when she passed. Being a baby we didn't have to pay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted November 23, 2020 Report Share Posted November 23, 2020 I'Il gladly fund the funerals of a few cunts that I know,problem being that the cunts are still fucking breathing 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 23, 2020 Report Share Posted November 23, 2020 2 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: It’s the greedy vile funeral directors that really need a cunting. Profiteering scumbags Undertakers are like tramps. Every one of them is a secret millionaire. I know that for a fact, so there’s no point anyone disputing it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 23, 2020 Report Share Posted November 23, 2020 2 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I'm actually an asbestos specialist and since the old gas back boiler was removed 6 years ago I can safely say there is no asbestos in my property. You, on the other hand should be more worried about all of the asbestos dust that you have inhaled from the brake linings of locomotives when you've been perched on the end of a platform with your anorak and notebook furiously scribbling down numbers from rolling stock. You boring cunt. The cockswinging trainspotter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted November 23, 2020 Report Share Posted November 23, 2020 The Paupers Grave and lime pit awaits those that do not pay their shilling a week for a crispy end with all the trimmings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted November 23, 2020 Report Share Posted November 23, 2020 16 minutes ago, King Billy said: Undertakers are like tramps. Every one of them is a secret millionaire. I know that for a fact, so there’s no point anyone disputing it. One deathcunt who lives by me has a nice pair of Mr&Mrs Bentleys, yacht, gaff in Barbados etc. He still stinks of death... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted November 23, 2020 Report Share Posted November 23, 2020 ...and looks like Mr Shadrack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 23, 2020 Report Share Posted November 23, 2020 36 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: ...and looks like Mr Shadrack. Don't be a liar. *See what I did there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted November 23, 2020 Report Share Posted November 23, 2020 Just drag me through the streets, letting random cunts take fucking potshots at me until there's nothing discernably human left. Fuck it - that's what's happened in life, so give it a bit of symetry why don't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 23, 2020 Report Share Posted November 23, 2020 8 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: Just drag me through the streets, letting random cunts take fucking potshots at me until there's nothing discernibly human left. Fuck it - that's what's happened in life, so give it a bit of symmetry why don't you? Game Of Thrones already did it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 23, 2020 Report Share Posted November 23, 2020 8 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I'm actually an asbestos specialist and since the old gas back boiler was removed 6 years ago I can safely say there is no asbestos in my property. You, on the other hand should be more worried about all of the asbestos dust that you have inhaled from the brake linings of locomotives when you've been perched on the end of a platform with your anorak and notebook furiously scribbling down numbers from rolling stock. You boring cunt. More worrying is the dust from the brake blocks on Class 310s Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted November 23, 2020 Author Report Share Posted November 23, 2020 7 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: More worrying is the dust from the brake blocks on Class 310s Oh yes. What dust is that then if not asbestos??? Or is this more boring railway related bullshit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Williewhoopassjohnson Posted November 23, 2020 Report Share Posted November 23, 2020 6 hours ago, King Billy said: Undertakers are like tramps. Every one of them is a secret millionaire. I know that for a fact, so there’s no point anyone disputing it. We worked inside a crematorium years back and the staff were totally backwards, one of them asked us what we did to unwind after work so the standard response was have a beer ect , he said when I'm in a bad mood i just burn people, then invited us to watch. Different breed that bunch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 25, 2020 Report Share Posted November 25, 2020 On 23/11/2020 at 18:41, Cunty BigBollox said: Or is this more boring railway related bullshit. Answers A....yes B....yes C.....yes D.....yes I know CBB. I’m shocked too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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