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This happens so frequently nowadays that it comes across as a rite of passage (like dying really) when they expect a load of other random cunts to help pay for the nosh and booze at the funeral through 'JustGiving' or other platform. It's not as though it's an unexpected event but, spoiler alert, everyone is going to die.  Fucking take some responsibilty and pay for your own fucking funeral, or if you really can't afford it, black them up and throw them in the sea off of Kent.

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3 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

This happens so frequently nowadays that it comes across as a rite of passage (like dying really) when they expect a load of other random cunts to help pay for the nosh and booze at the funeral through 'JustGiving' or other platform. It's not as though it's an unexpected event but, spoiler alert, everyone is going to die.  Fucking take some responsibilty and pay for your own fucking funeral, or if you really can't afford it, black them up and throw them in the sea off of Kent.

Why is this worrying you? Asbestos in your bungalow should be of more concern.

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It’s the greedy vile funeral directors that really need a cunting. Profiteering scumbags. £4500 to flambé Dad last year, he’d have been livid as he specifically requested to be ‘put in a bin bag & thrown in the river.’ Cunts even charged to hack his pacemaker out (which is a must with the local crem.) Apparently there are some dodgy chink ones in ‘circulation’ (scuse the pun) which have exploded and destroyed the oven bricks. I reclaimed his to use as a cardiovascular egg-timer...it’s what he would have wanted, he loved omelettes.

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15 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said:

Why is this worrying you? Asbestos in your bungalow should be of more concern.

I'm actually an asbestos specialist and since the old gas back boiler was removed 6 years ago I can safely say there is no asbestos in my property.

You, on the other hand should be more worried about all of the asbestos dust that you have inhaled from the brake linings of locomotives when you've been perched on the end of a platform with your anorak and notebook furiously scribbling down numbers from rolling stock. You boring cunt.

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9 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

It’s the greedy vile funeral directors that really need a cunting. Profiteering scumbags. £4500 to flambé Dad last year, he’d have been livid as he specifically requested to be ‘put in a bin bag & thrown in the river.’ Cunts even charged to hack his pacemaker out (which is a must with the local crem.) Apparently there are some dodgy chink ones in ‘circulation’ (scuse the pun) which have exploded and destroyed the oven bricks. I reclaimed his to use as a cardiovascular egg-timer...it’s what he would have wanted, he loved omelettes.

Fair play to the directors who took care of my granddaughter when she passed. Being a baby we didn't have to pay. 

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2 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

 

It’s the greedy vile funeral directors that really need a cunting. Profiteering scumbags

 

Undertakers are like tramps. Every one of them is a secret millionaire. I know that for a fact, so there’s no point anyone  disputing it.

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2 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

I'm actually an asbestos specialist and since the old gas back boiler was removed 6 years ago I can safely say there is no asbestos in my property.

You, on the other hand should be more worried about all of the asbestos dust that you have inhaled from the brake linings of locomotives when you've been perched on the end of a platform with your anorak and notebook furiously scribbling down numbers from rolling stock. You boring cunt.

The cockswinging trainspotter.

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16 minutes ago, King Billy said:

Undertakers are like tramps. Every one of them is a secret millionaire. I know that for a fact, so there’s no point anyone  disputing it.

One deathcunt who lives by me has a nice pair of Mr&Mrs Bentleys, yacht, gaff in Barbados etc. He still stinks of death...

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8 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said:

Just drag me through the streets, letting random cunts take fucking potshots at me until there's nothing discernibly human left.

Fuck it - that's what's happened in life, so give it a bit of symmetry why don't you?

Game Of Thrones already did it.

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8 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

I'm actually an asbestos specialist and since the old gas back boiler was removed 6 years ago I can safely say there is no asbestos in my property.

You, on the other hand should be more worried about all of the asbestos dust that you have inhaled from the brake linings of locomotives when you've been perched on the end of a platform with your anorak and notebook furiously scribbling down numbers from rolling stock. You boring cunt.

More worrying is the dust from the brake blocks on Class 310s

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6 hours ago, King Billy said:

Undertakers are like tramps. Every one of them is a secret millionaire. I know that for a fact, so there’s no point anyone  disputing it.

We worked inside a crematorium years back and the staff were totally backwards, one of them asked us what we did to unwind after work so the standard response was have a beer ect , he said when I'm in a bad mood i just burn people, then invited us to watch. Different breed that bunch 

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