camberwell gypsy Posted November 23, 2020 Report Share Posted November 23, 2020 It's beginning to look a lot like a zombie apocalypse. The bit where they sidestep to the right is a real piss boiler. And the fucker at the end is as mongy as that cunt in the Asda advert. Tesco can shove its fucking traffic lights. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Williewhoopassjohnson Posted November 23, 2020 Report Share Posted November 23, 2020 Fuck em, whatever happened to basic common sense Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 23, 2020 Author Report Share Posted November 23, 2020 11 minutes ago, Williewhoopassjohnson said: Fuck em, whatever happened to basic common sense Probably being rationed like the bog rolls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 23, 2020 Author Report Share Posted November 23, 2020 When I want to get really fucking angry, so angry that I punch the shit out of the heavy bag in the garage, I usually go on YouTube and watch that McDonalds ad which I nommed a couple of months back. The sight of that black bloke doing that fliddy dance when he brings the bag of McDonalds offal into the kitchen really gets my BP racing but this fucking disgrace of a commercial beats that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted November 23, 2020 Report Share Posted November 23, 2020 Nice to know you're keeping busy Gyppo. Helps doesn't it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted November 23, 2020 Report Share Posted November 23, 2020 25 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: When I want to get really fucking angry, so angry that I punch the shit out of the heavy bag in the garage, I usually go on YouTube and watch that McDonalds ad which I nommed a couple of months back. The sight of that black bloke doing that fliddy dance when he brings the bag of McDonalds offal into the kitchen really gets my BP racing but this fucking disgrace of a commercial beats that. Face it, telly advertising is a smorgasbord of cuntery-fuck at the best of times Throw in Christmas and the social zeitgeist meaning you have to shoehorn in some notionally oppressed group, for fear of being excommunicated from Planet fucking Now and we really are exploring the new tenth circle of Hell currently. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted November 23, 2020 Report Share Posted November 23, 2020 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: It's beginning to look a lot like a zombie apocalypse. The bit where they sidestep to the right is a real piss boiler. And the fucker at the end is as mongy as that cunt in the Asda advert. Tesco can shove its fucking traffic lights. On 12/08/2020 at 11:37, camberwell gypsy said: I've just seen this ad on TV and I don't know what stopped me from putting my foot through the fucking screen. The people's reaction, especially the black guy dancing, shows me what a depressing fucking world we are in. What with the plethora of adverts with cunts wearing surgical masks acting like happy clappy sheep, I can see what the Cuntman means by society being controlled. I fucking despair. I really do. On 28/04/2018 at 17:18, camberwell gypsy said: These two ads grip my shit. Give the TV adverts a rest, Gyppo. If they 'grip your shit' so much then don't bother watching the fucking things in the first place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 23, 2020 Author Report Share Posted November 23, 2020 Just now, Wolfie said: Give the TV adverts a rest, Gyppo. If they 'grip your shit' so much then don't bother watching the fucking things in the first place. You're right. But we have to moan about something otherwise there's no point in a site like this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted November 23, 2020 Report Share Posted November 23, 2020 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: It's beginning to look a lot like a zombie apocalypse. The bit where they sidestep to the right is a real piss boiler. And the fucker at the end is as mongy as that cunt in the Asda advert. Tesco can shove its fucking traffic lights. Ridiculously inaccurate advert, most blacks I’ve seen don’t wear masks. Blacks and scaffolders. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Williewhoopassjohnson Posted November 23, 2020 Report Share Posted November 23, 2020 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: When I want to get really fucking angry, so angry that I punch the shit out of the heavy bag in the garage, I usually go on YouTube and watch that McDonalds ad which I nommed a couple of months back. The sight of that black bloke doing that fliddy dance when he brings the bag of McDonalds offal into the kitchen really gets my BP racing but this fucking disgrace of a commercial beats that. I just saw an article on fb about some tranny called yungblud and that fat scottish gasbag lewis capaldi claiming that they "kept Stella artios afloat" for two years. Never of them have even got the capability for four cans in them, and i do mean four cans of Carling nevermind stella Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 23, 2020 Author Report Share Posted November 23, 2020 7 minutes ago, Williewhoopassjohnson said: I just saw an article on fb about some tranny called yungblud and that fat scottish gasbag lewis capaldi claiming that they "kept Stella artios afloat" for two years. Never of them have even got the capability for four cans in them, and i do mean four cans of Carling nevermind stella Sounds like a cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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White Cunt Posted November 23, 2020 Report Share Posted November 23, 2020 13 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Those bricks look like sponges rather than engineering material, hence the value offering; good for washing Punker’s bollocks with some bleach for Christmas, but hardly as a diy treatment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted November 23, 2020 Report Share Posted November 23, 2020 I find myself playing PC bingo when the ads are on,this one had all bar a spacker I think.Pink and yellow and brown and white,spacker and slope too,I can sing a rainbow,sing a rainbow sing a LGBT too. Cunts 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted November 23, 2020 Report Share Posted November 23, 2020 15 minutes ago, Neil said: I find myself playing PC bingo when the ads are on,this one had all bar a spacker I think.Pink and yellow and brown and white,spacker and slope too,I can sing a rainbow,sing a rainbow sing a LGBT too. Cunts I will tell you who started these rainbow multicoloured adverts, Benetton, who else than the french, cunts, each and everyone of them, bar none, especially Withers, he Fucking stinks. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Williewhoopassjohnson Posted November 23, 2020 Report Share Posted November 23, 2020 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Sounds like a cunt Case closed your honour Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 23, 2020 Author Report Share Posted November 23, 2020 1 hour ago, Neil said: I find myself playing PC bingo when the ads are on,this one had all bar a spacker I think.Pink and yellow and brown and white,spacker and slope too,I can sing a rainbow,sing a rainbow sing a LGBT too. Cunts UK Gold's advert has a white bloke, a oriental wife and two white/oriental kids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 23, 2020 Report Share Posted November 23, 2020 4 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: It's beginning to look a lot like a zombie apocalypse. The bit where they sidestep to the right is a real piss boiler. And the fucker at the end is as mongy as that cunt in the Asda advert. Tesco can shove its fucking traffic lights. The country is half black according to this horseshit. Is Ape from Kingston Jamaica? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 23, 2020 Report Share Posted November 23, 2020 1 minute ago, Earl of Punkape said: The country is half black according to this horseshit. Is Ape from Kingston Jamaica? Does every little help you Clive? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted November 23, 2020 Report Share Posted November 23, 2020 7 minutes ago, Williewhoopassjohnson said: Case closed your honour What the tittyfucking fuck is THAT? Polonium trifle, anyone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Williewhoopassjohnson Posted November 23, 2020 Report Share Posted November 23, 2020 1 minute ago, Goober said: What the tittyfucking fuck is THAT? Polonium trifle, anyone? That old son, is the demonstration of what starving your children of attention causes in adult life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted November 23, 2020 Report Share Posted November 23, 2020 5 minutes ago, Williewhoopassjohnson said: That old son, is the demonstration of what starving your children of attention causes in adult life Exterminate! Exterminate! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Williewhoopassjohnson Posted November 23, 2020 Report Share Posted November 23, 2020 1 minute ago, Goober said: Exterminate! Exterminate! Is that a fucking femidarlic? Looks like a tampon from 2026 sent back in time to warn us of whats coming next Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted November 23, 2020 Report Share Posted November 23, 2020 I think it's a tranny dalek. Although I'm surprised it's not had its plunger removed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 23, 2020 Author Report Share Posted November 23, 2020 23 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: The country is half black according to this horseshit. Is Ape from Kingston Jamaica? Kingston, Surrey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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