camberwell gypsy Posted November 27, 2020 Report Share Posted November 27, 2020 On 25/11/2020 at 22:13, Ape™️ said: When you flail away all day on a keyboard like some kind of epileptic spastic, firing out post after post, the laws of probability predict that eventually one won’t read like it was written by a one-eyed Jethro thickster from the wilds of Cornwall. It’s like the monkey/typewriter theorem, but for spackers. If you applied the Monkey/typewriter theorem to spackers, they'd type up a JK Rowling novel in about 10 hours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted November 27, 2020 Report Share Posted November 27, 2020 2 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: Yew is just as good and is highly poisonous (all parts) so don't smoke it thinking the rush is a good hash substitute. It's your brain frying. Beware pop pickers. Punkers once went to the doctors to ask if the mole on his cock might be cancerous. He was told "You need a vet, not a doctor, and that's a coypu, not a mole". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 27, 2020 Report Share Posted November 27, 2020 2 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I’ve always found him to be a thorough, erudite gentleman Goobs. He sent me a delightful missive from HMP Shallmarsh recently, thanking me for the craft(y) Victoria Sponge I’d sent him, for sustenance you understand. 2 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: Yew is just as good and is highly poisonous (all parts) so don't smoke it thinking the rush is a good hash substitute. It's your brain frying. Beware pop pickers. Spackers of the world unite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted November 27, 2020 Author Report Share Posted November 27, 2020 8 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Spackers of the world unite Fill your Yew boots shit face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted November 27, 2020 Report Share Posted November 27, 2020 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: If you applied the Monkey/typewriter theorem to spackers, they'd type up a JK Rowling novel in about 10 hours. It's been done, which explains the very existence of the badly written Harry Potter novels. He was only teacher's pet because was repeatedly bummed by Dumbledore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 27, 2020 Report Share Posted November 27, 2020 2 minutes ago, Goober said: It's been done, which explains the very existence of the badly written Harry Potter novels. He was only teacher's pet because was repeatedly bummed by Dumbledore. Bummer Dore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 27, 2020 Report Share Posted November 27, 2020 47 minutes ago, Goober said: It's been done, which explains the very existence of the badly written Harry Potter novels. He was only teacher's pet because was repeatedly bummed by Dumbledore. The only legible word produced in that typewriter experiment was 'Chumbawumba'. True. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 28, 2020 Report Share Posted November 28, 2020 On 25/11/2020 at 22:25, Last Cunt Standing said: May I ask about your avatar? It might be my eyes at this time of day but it looks like a cartoon Simon Weston running a marathon. What’s that about then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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