Stubby Pecker Posted November 30, 2020 Report Share Posted November 30, 2020 What’s that foul whining I hear you say? It’s just another talent vacuum of an actor (all they do is say stuff other people wrote) banging on at the horrible injustice of our modern world. I reckon these thick cunts watched 12 years a slave and thought it was a documentary set in modern times. It’s also comes to light they can state many incidents of oppression they suffered growing up (but not in Jo’burg in the 80s or South Central LA of course) My main gripe with mr bow-yey-ga is that when interviewed for another of his shite films he’s promoting his English pronunciation is perfect, yet when crying about that lovely chap Floyd he breaks into pidgin patois the yoof now speak in, whether they be black, white or a bit of both. He’s also got as much charisma as plank of wood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 30, 2020 Report Share Posted November 30, 2020 Boyega is a useless cunt to be sure, and is unlikely to be taking any leading Shakespearean roles any time soon. He's not the worst token character in Star Wars, though, that dubious honour goes to Kelly Marie Tran (I'm not sure if "Tran" is part of her name, or just a description) who is perhaps even less popular than Jar Jar Binks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 30, 2020 Author Report Share Posted November 30, 2020 10 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Boyega is a useless cunt to be sure, and is unlikely to be taking any leading Shakespearean roles any time soon. He's not the worst token character in Star Wars, though, that dubious honour goes to Kelly Marie Tran (I'm not sure if "Tran" is part of her name, or just a description) who is perhaps even less popular than Jar Jar Binks. I’ve taken little interest in these bag of shite Star Wars films- they went to pot when that McGregor cunt tried to mimic Sir Alec and they hired a walking plank to play pre Vader The one where Han Solo gets killed was crap and the last one was underwhelming/dog shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 30, 2020 Report Share Posted November 30, 2020 2 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: I’ve taken little interest in these bag of shite Star Wars films- they went to pot when that McGregor cunt tried to mimic Sir Alec and they hired a walking plank to play pre Vader The one where Han Solo gets killed was crap and the last one was underwhelming/dog shit. Oh, even the first one was shite, and it went rapidly downhill from there. As Sheldon Cooper said, when asked for his opinion in what order the various films should be watched, "I prefer to let George Lucas disappoint me in the order he intended." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 1, 2020 Report Share Posted December 1, 2020 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: Boyega is a useless cunt to be sure, and is unlikely to be taking any leading Shakespearean roles any time soon. He's not the worst token character in Star Wars, though, that dubious honour goes to Kelly Marie Tran (I'm not sure if "Tran" is part of her name, or just a description) who is perhaps even less popular than Jar Jar Binks. Is he the black cunt out of 'Pacific Rim 2'? What a stupid fucking idea... 'Earths cities are under attack from big Godzilla cunts!' 'Shall we launch some jet fighters and kill the big Godzilla cunts with some missiles?' 'No. let's spend tens of billions building big robots to have punch ups with the big Godzilla cunts.' Fucking shite. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 1, 2020 Report Share Posted December 1, 2020 Never heard of the cunt. And hopefully hereafter, never will. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 1, 2020 Report Share Posted December 1, 2020 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Is he the black cunt out of 'Pacific Rim 2'? What a stupid fucking idea... 'Earths cities are under attack from big Godzilla cunts!' 'Shall we launch some jet fighters and kill the big Godzilla cunts with some missiles?' 'No. let's spend tens of billions building big robots to have punch ups with the big Godzilla cunts.' Fucking shite. The only cunts who are interested in this sort of film all look like 'spud gun' from Bottom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted December 1, 2020 Report Share Posted December 1, 2020 41 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: The only cunts who are interested in this sort of film all look like 'spud gun' from Bottom Get some sleep you stupid fucking alcoholic whore. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 1, 2020 Report Share Posted December 1, 2020 6 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Is he the black cunt out of 'Pacific Rim 2'? What a stupid fucking idea... 'Earths cities are under attack from big Godzilla cunts!' 'Shall we launch some jet fighters and kill the big Godzilla cunts with some missiles?' 'No. let's spend tens of billions building big robots to have punch ups with the big Godzilla cunts.' Fucking shite. Agreed - an utterly absurd film. Let’s also, instead of having a cockpit where the “pilot” is strapped in to a chair with all controls easily to hand, have him standing in some massive control area, wrestling with massive levers and shit. absolute load of wank. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted December 1, 2020 Report Share Posted December 1, 2020 12 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: He’s also got as much charisma as plank of wood. A Ronseal dark teak stained plank of wood. It does what it says on the skin, I meant tin. Fuck. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted December 1, 2020 Report Share Posted December 1, 2020 12 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Boyega is a useless cunt to be sure, and is unlikely to be taking any leading Shakespearean roles any time soon. He's not the worst token character in Star Wars, though, that dubious honour goes to Kelly Marie Tran (I'm not sure if "Tran" is part of her name, or just a description) who is perhaps even less popular than Jar Jar Binks. This encyclopedic knowledge of Star Wars characters leads me to think you may have encountered Katana Keith in real life at some dubious comic-con. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 1, 2020 Report Share Posted December 1, 2020 4 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: This encyclopedic knowledge of Star Wars characters leads me to think you may have encountered Katana Keith in real life at some dubious comic-con. My guess is that Bores Baws is itself ia comic con persona. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 1, 2020 Report Share Posted December 1, 2020 7 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: Bores Baws 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 1, 2020 Report Share Posted December 1, 2020 5 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I've got one that measures aluminiumy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 1, 2020 Report Share Posted December 1, 2020 43 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 1, 2020 Report Share Posted December 1, 2020 20 hours ago, Frank said: Get some sleep you stupid fucking alcoholic whore. Remember that tank top I bought you, I wrote "You're gormless" on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Williewhoopassjohnson Posted December 2, 2020 Report Share Posted December 2, 2020 The braindead cunt moaned like fuck about there not being enough "black representaion" in the star wars franchise, for a start its a galaxy millions of miles away and secondly darth vader is literally as black as forest whittakers neck and is the main character. Looks like poor old John's next appearance will be hackney hmv sales counter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted December 5, 2020 Report Share Posted December 5, 2020 John boyega is a moaning ,simple minded witless fucking cunt who is pity shaming people into thinking there racist because starwars fucked him over . He even has a tiny ponytail now days,and fuck you and your giant ponytailed self im back bitches,miss me tree hugger? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted December 5, 2020 Report Share Posted December 5, 2020 On 01/12/2020 at 06:25, Ape™️ said: Let’s also, instead of having a cockpit You can't say 'cockpit' these days, surely now it's a 'cuntpit'? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted December 5, 2020 Report Share Posted December 5, 2020 Ya can kinda see his point though..he was the pointman for some brand of male grooming products and was given the chance to make a short film about himself enjoying the product..however when the chinee commissars saw it was filled with John and lots of ethnic types on bicycles n fist bumps ina place called peckham they rewrote it and filled it with Chinese people instead. PANZERMURPHYBABY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 5, 2020 Report Share Posted December 5, 2020 6 hours ago, Snowy said: im back bitches,miss me tree hugger? Judging by the cavalcade of exactly zero responses to date, it looks very much like the answer is "no". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 6, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 6, 2020 On 05/12/2020 at 11:43, Cuntybaws said: Judging by the cavalcade of exactly zero responses to date, it looks very much like the answer is "no". Watch your fucking mouth pal. I’ve got plans for @Snowy Besides, we all know these bin men cunts only crack a smile at Xmas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 7, 2020 Report Share Posted December 7, 2020 Actor= poof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted December 7, 2020 Report Share Posted December 7, 2020 On 02/12/2020 at 21:40, Williewhoopassjohnson said: The braindead cunt moaned like fuck about there not being enough "black representaion" in the star wars franchise, for a start its a galaxy millions of miles away and secondly darth vader is literally as black as forest whittakers neck and is the main character. Looks like poor old John's next appearance will be hackney hmv sales counter. Don't blacken the recently late great Dave Prowse of The Borough Southwark. You caaaaant! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 7, 2020 Report Share Posted December 7, 2020 4 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Don't blacken the recently late great Dave Prowse of The Borough Southwark. You caaaaant! Imagine if they'd let Dave Prowse do the voice for Darth Vader... "Luke, oi arrrm your faaarver" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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